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 Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:01 am
CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT
CONTENTS TOP SECRET
TO: All soldiers in the Army of Insanity
FROM: Generalissimo SamekhMem, Warrior Leader
Subject: Project "Look! Up In the Sky!"
I have....obtained....a slightly used Space Shuttle, and have decided that the Kingdom of Insanity needs to move into the Space Age. We need to put our own spy satellite into geosynchronous orbit above the Kingdom! This will allow us to monitor our borders for buildups of enemy lawn gnomes or evil muffins.
AND RAIN FIRE DOWN UPON THEIR HEADS!!!!! MwaaHaaHaaHaaaHaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
*ahem* As I was saying, we will also place tracking devices on the Queen, the King (if anyone ever manages to find him.....), and other members of the Royal Family so that we can....um....make sure they are not kidnapped or something. Yeah, that's it...if somebody kidnaps them we can...um...send a squad to rescue them. That's the reason. Yep, you bet!
This thread will be the location for all activities related to Project "Look! Up In the Sky!" You will not tell anyone outside the Army about this top-secret project; anyone violating this order will be given to ping-rose to serve for the pre-launch meal. I need volunteers for the space program...since you are in my army, you all have volunteered. Congratulations!
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:59 pm
I hope someone breaks the rule so I can cook them!
I MEAN....Um....That's a good punishment, I'm sure no one will be disobedient....yea, that's it, everyone will behave, yea.... ninja
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:08 pm
Clear the launchpad! We're blasting off TOO THE MOOOOOOON!
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:34 am
Excuse me, do you see a launch pad around here yet? DO YOU THINK I MANAGED TO STEAL.....*ahem* acquire an entire launch pad???? We'll need to build that part!
And, as has already been explained, we are not going to the moon...we are going to put a satellite into orbit. Does nobody listen?
And Nyte, you do not get to be the pilot. Not with this moon fixation you seem to have.
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:39 am
SamekhMem Excuse me, do you see a launch pad around here yet? DO YOU THINK I MANAGED TO STEAL.....*ahem* acquire an entire launch pad???? We'll need to build that part! And, as has already been explained, we are not going to the moon...we are going to put a satellite into orbit. Does nobody listen? And Nyte, you do not get to be the pilot. Not with this moon fixation you seem to have.
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:14 pm
SamekhMem Excuse me, do you see a launch pad around here yet? DO YOU THINK I MANAGED TO STEAL.....*ahem* acquire an entire launch pad???? We'll need to build that part! And, as has already been explained, we are not going to the moon...we are going to put a satellite into orbit. Does nobody listen? And Nyte, you do not get to be the pilot. Not with this moon fixation you seem to have. Awwwww. I wanted to explode..... crying
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:08 am
ping-rose Can I be the pilot? PLEASE? Sorry, private rose, you cannot be the pilot. Who would cook my dinners? Since I am the Warrior Leader, I cannot go on this mission, but must run the operation from Mission Control. However, if you like, you can push the launch button. I was going to let Samekh do it...he was so looking forward to the flames...
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:40 pm
SamekhMem ping-rose Can I be the pilot? PLEASE? Sorry, private rose, you cannot be the pilot. Who would cook my dinners? Since I am the Warrior Leader, I cannot go on this mission, but must run the operation from Mission Control. However, if you like, you can push the launch button. I was going to let Samekh do it...he was so looking forward to the flames...
Well, then, Samekh should do it! I wouldn't want to deprive him of his much needed fire.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:43 am
If i can have a monkey skull thermos a pair of bitching space goggles and a white scarf that wont burst in to flames when it touches my sword than i will take on the mission as pilot. Or at least the mission to steal more space ship junk. i may have a solid fuel rocket, well most of one, what ever i haven't eaten yet any way...
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:54 am
Alright, troops, bring all the parts for rockets that you have, and we can start assembling our shuttle launch.
Does anyone happen to have a spy satellite laying around? I suppose we can always duct tape someone to the satellite, and give them a solar-powered cell phone....
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:57 am
SamekhMem Alright, troops, bring all the parts for rockets that you have, and we can start assembling our shuttle launch. Does anyone happen to have a spy satellite laying around? I suppose we can always duct tape someone to the satellite, and give them a solar-powered cell phone....
Oh, right, you want me here to cook.
Darn.
*offers spy satellite instead*
Let's not get into details....but I have one..... ninja
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:21 pm
Hold on i have duct tape. Cough, cough! *Hacks up three rolls of duct tape one white, one black, and one silver*
Ya know that tasted better coming up than it did going down. But i don't remember the black one. I thought one was red?
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:58 pm
Aha! Stealth duct tape! Good job, that man.
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:32 pm
SamekhMem Aha! Stealth duct tape! Good job, that man.
Though I gotta admit, colored duct tape IS awesome.... stare
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:43 am
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