UNFINISHED!
once upon a time in a galaxy far far away but somehow in the past...
there lived a goblin...SIR GOBLIN... he was the most horrid looking goblin in all of goblington... he didnt mean to be so hideous but he couldnt help it... the whitch was a nasty old hag and spelled da bish up yo
One day at goblington high he was sitting in class... then the teacher came up to the poor child and BEAT HIM HALF TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because of his uglynessness... first there there was a left whack.... then a right whack!! then a a gory finishing blow to the p***s...sir goblin was in so much pain in his p***s area that it was so swollen and he was in so much pain that he died a very gory bloody death....
Sir goblin's funeral was the most pathetic of all funerals... not even a preacher arrived to mourn the sorrow and painfull ending of sirgoblin =V_V= Sir goblin was so upset that hisafter life was to be spent haunting those jackbutts that gave disrespect to the nasty hag!!! which in his case was every little nasty in goblington!! those whores!!
After many years of haunting... sir goblin got bored and spent his romantic time wandering the romantic town in hideous goblington... during these wanderings SIR GOBLIN made himself invisible to the stupid nasty mortals with no life in the future past or present ( those fart-tards!!) BUT! while wandering around one day... he saw the most glamorous most beautiful most gorgeous most wonderful goblinette he had ever seen throughout life and death and immortality soon to be!!!
he started following the beauty with lust and glamour and wonder and amazment... and many other goblins chased her around and tried taking advantage of her b ut she kept turning them down with HEROIN NEEDLES!! a little smug... he followed a few admirers and scared the crap outta them and they died from fright and they were bald afterwards.. after this he found the beauty again in her house where he entered and met her gaze
after staring at eachother for several minutes... Sir goblin asked
"can you see me oh glamorouse beauty for i am your beast"
>_>
<_<
(wtf?!)
oh beauty replied, "y-y-YES!!! YOU SEXY BEAST OF FURY!!"
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(wth kinda story is this?!!?!?)
(this is an outrage)
(*applause* I LOVED IT!!!)
a story by (attack_of_the_hiccups and aprilbabe8 cool
if you would like to comment complain or here the rest... just pm/ and or comment the story below and we will either think up more story or fix it up
once upon a time in a galaxy far far away but somehow in the past...
there lived a goblin...SIR GOBLIN... he was the most horrid looking goblin in all of goblington... he didnt mean to be so hideous but he couldnt help it... the whitch was a nasty old hag and spelled da bish up yo
One day at goblington high he was sitting in class... then the teacher came up to the poor child and BEAT HIM HALF TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because of his uglynessness... first there there was a left whack.... then a right whack!! then a a gory finishing blow to the p***s...sir goblin was in so much pain in his p***s area that it was so swollen and he was in so much pain that he died a very gory bloody death....
Sir goblin's funeral was the most pathetic of all funerals... not even a preacher arrived to mourn the sorrow and painfull ending of sirgoblin =V_V= Sir goblin was so upset that hisafter life was to be spent haunting those jackbutts that gave disrespect to the nasty hag!!! which in his case was every little nasty in goblington!! those whores!!
After many years of haunting... sir goblin got bored and spent his romantic time wandering the romantic town in hideous goblington... during these wanderings SIR GOBLIN made himself invisible to the stupid nasty mortals with no life in the future past or present ( those fart-tards!!) BUT! while wandering around one day... he saw the most glamorous most beautiful most gorgeous most wonderful goblinette he had ever seen throughout life and death and immortality soon to be!!!
he started following the beauty with lust and glamour and wonder and amazment... and many other goblins chased her around and tried taking advantage of her b ut she kept turning them down with HEROIN NEEDLES!! a little smug... he followed a few admirers and scared the crap outta them and they died from fright and they were bald afterwards.. after this he found the beauty again in her house where he entered and met her gaze
after staring at eachother for several minutes... Sir goblin asked
"can you see me oh glamorouse beauty for i am your beast"
>_>
<_<
(wtf?!)
oh beauty replied, "y-y-YES!!! YOU SEXY BEAST OF FURY!!"
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(wth kinda story is this?!!?!?)
(this is an outrage)
(*applause* I LOVED IT!!!)
a story by (attack_of_the_hiccups and aprilbabe8 cool
if you would like to comment complain or here the rest... just pm/ and or comment the story below and we will either think up more story or fix it up
