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*Ludvig Von Beethoven's "Kruetzer Sonata" plays throughout the arena, as the confused audience members are greeted by Japanese men in colorful costumes and masks walking around with trays of finger sandwiches and mini quiches. They nervously take them as they glare into the ring which has been decorated. Inside the ring, the usual black/blue ring ropes were replaced with white and gold, the ring mats replaced were also white, and standing inside the ring was a beautiful table with two places of sushi and caviar with candles on the middle of the table. Their attention then came to the curtains as none other than Generalissimo Takada himself strutted through and down the aisle wearing all white and gold. It was very rare to see the KANJOKU Commissioner make appearances at shows, so this was sure to be a treat! Takada climbed into the ring and took a seat at the table, calling in two of the costumed waiters. They had then climbed in and poured him a glass of rice sake as he took a sip, then picked up the mic.*

"Gooooood evening everyone! I hope you have all enjoyed the show and KANJOKU thanks each and everyone one of you for coming, and what better way to thank all of you wonderful fans by holding the first ever KANJOKU Pro Banquet? Come, come! Take a seat! Take a h'orderve! Have some sake for this is a night of celebration! What are we celebrating, you ask? Tonight, I have issued an exclusive invitation to owner, Mike Quackenbush, for this very important meeting that will soon change the face of KANJOKU Pro forever and all of you are lucky enough to witness it live! Now let's bring out Mike Quackenbush, shall we?"

*"Break It Down Again" by Tears for Fears starts to play. Takada began to clap as he looked at the stage.*

*Stands up as Quack climbs into the ring.*

"Everyone, give around of applause to Mike Quackenbush, for without him, there would be no KANJOKU Pro!"

*Fans got off their seats and clapped for Quack. Takada nodded his head in approval, then pulled a cigar out from his pocket and lit it. He then took a seat and puffed it a few times.*

"Come, Mr. Quackenbush! Take a seat! Have some sake, no? Anyways, let's cut to the chase...."

*Takada gave a sly smile to Quackenbush as he snapped his fingers and the waiter laid out a stack of papers on the table.*

"...You see, for months I've seen this company struggle. Struggle through being one of the greatest promotions out there and with your hard work and determination, you've done it and I admire that...However, you lack what this company needs and that's all about to change if you agree to this...Hear me out..."

*Slides the papers towards Quackenbush.*

"...You lack the wealth and the will to crush all opposing companies. As you can see what I've done to this ring and this arena, it is obvious that I am what this promotion needs. To make this short and sweet, I'd like to buy KANJOKU Pro off of you..."

*Snaps his fingers as the waiter drops a suitcase onto the table. It then popped up revealing it to be full of Monster Dollars!*

"....What do you say?"

*Sneers as Quackenbush stood up refusing to sell his company. He got up from his seat, pulled off his signature shades, then got in Quackenbush's face.*

"....Mr. Quackenbush, I have offered you a very 'generous' offer. I got out of my way to get representatives to sponsor this event, I made sure money was no option just so they can fly in the best chefs from around the world to cater this banquet, and the best jewelers to decorate the very ring we stand in now. I am a very patient man, Mr. Quackenbush, but if this is your final decision, then so be it, but there's no way a simple 'No' is going to stop me from having this promotion in my clutches."

*Fans began to boo Takada as he shrugged them off.*

"...I have a MONSTER Army that can easily crush you and anyone else who stands in our way and I won't be hesitant to use them to get what I want. They will break through you like THIS!"

*Takada took his cigar out of his mouth and broke it in two.*

"....Now do the wise thing and accept my offer."

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*Takada's eyes looked like they were going to pop out of his head as soon as Quackenbush mentioned Chikarason. He pulled a handkerchief out of his pocket and wiped his now sweating forehead as all eyes were on him.*

"...You have no proof of this silly accusation. Why, we all know Mr. Chikarason retired, don't we?"

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*Finishes wiping off his forehead, then puts on his shades with a sly smirk.*

"....The location of Leonard F. Chikarason should be the least of your concern, Mr. Quackenbush. In a month I will gather my MONSTER Army and rule KANJOKU Pro with an iron fist. Do whatever you want. Strike me down right now...gather each and every member of the KANJOKU Pro Roster to stand up and defend their promotion...try to relocate somewhere else...whatever you decide, nothing will stop me from taking over! One month, Quackenbush. ONE MONTH!"

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*The arena's lights turned off and a spotlight shined over Quackenbush and Takada. Smoke then suddenly filled the entire ring!*

"ONE MONTH! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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