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 Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:10 am
what are some of the funniest things that have happened in your band whether its during marching season or just regular band?
for me, it would have to be when me and my friend walked into the bathroom at the football field to change(cuz were in guard and didnt get a chance to put everything on) and as we're walking in we notice the cheerleaders...and all of a sudden we noticed they were talking about wedgies...it was soooo weird. Lets just say that was an inside joke for a loooonnnngggg time. biggrin
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:39 am
My friend is playing tuba for the parade we're marching in. He normally plays flute XD
He learned the notes in the 10 minutes before practice. It was hilarious. He sang into it at first.
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:29 pm
our bands student director said in class "the harder u blow the higher u go" the class couldnt stop launghing. lol She was meaning how to hit high notes but we inturperated it diffrently. She also one time said after we got done playing a song "that was perfect, now play it better."
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:11 am
The funniest thing that happened to me in band was when we were doing a contest and my friend fell out of her chair. lol Well the judges told us that we had to forfeit because everyone was laughing. cry The band director got so mad at us that we had to write for a week. evil
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:39 am
Every year my band plays "The Night Before Christmas" at the end of our winter concert, and the percussion section usually dresses up for it and act thing out on stage. So one year, my director made our macho, football player timponi drummer dress like a suger plum fariy! lol We almost didn't make it through the piece, we were laughing so hard!
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:31 am
one time our tuba was leaning back in his chair (which is realy stupid since he is on the highest raiser) and he fell over backwards! the tuba landed on him but he was fine. it was just really funny cuz it was like now you see him now you dont!
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:15 am
well it's not as funny as ironic cuz every year for our christmas parade the advanced band get to pick one of the two songs and it's been almost every year that we've pick "Angel March" lol!
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:58 am
We were playing the NFL on Fox theme and there was a part that we had to do a fortepiano, and the Band Director said now try and fp harder and we started laughing like crazy because it sounded like something else at first.
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:32 pm
Me,Leanne(Baritone),Peter(Clarinet),George(Saxophone),Jason(Clarinet),Billy(Trumpet),Michael(Trumpet),Sarah(Horn) and Steven(Percussion)were playing Telephone... It was oddly funny. Heres how it went:
1st: "Billy is annoying",2nd: "Michael's favorite Pokemon is charzard.." 3rd: "Michael wears ladies underwear." 4th: "Billy is having a spaz attack(He ran out of Gatorade... O_o; ) " 5th: "Today is Monday(It was Thursday!)" 6th: "PIE" 7th: "Michael's favorite Barbie doll is the Christmas Special". xD
Peter played "Hip's Don't Lie" on Clarinet!
Ryan(Bass Clarinet) and Jason and some other people were having a contest... The contest was to see who could fit in the new cabinets... Mr.Hanna got po'd. xDDDD
Ryan,Carrie, Lena(Flute),Danielle,Emily(Flute),Christina,Melissa,Rachael, Sydney,Andrew,Drew were going crazy in the hallway.... O.o;;;
Me,Leanne,Sarah,Steven and Jason were playing Duck Duck Goose. Jason and Steven were trying to cut to get to their seats... ;D
Mr.Hanna found this play Duck and said "If anybody is hungry: I brought a duck." xD People were playing with it, especially Steven,George,Jason and Peter...
George and Peter were killing each other...With the duck. O__o;
Ryan,Drew and someotherpersonIforgottheirname were fighting over Drew's Saxophone neck sling. xD
Georgia(Aka George) put the play duck in Leanne's Baritone case.
Billy and Leanne fell off Leanne's Baritone case because Billy kicked it while siting on it.. xD
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:35 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:49 pm
Okay so, there is this one saxaphone player who dosen't even want to be in band and he hardly ever plays. Well, today he was gonna just sit there because his reed was broken, and our drum major said "Sit down, you can just finger it." It dosen't seem so funny when I say it now, but at the time is was just cause it was her who was saying it.
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:24 am
last year the band teacher made one of the trumpet players dress up in a cow costume an crawl aroud the stage mooing b4 one of the songs at our concert
lol biggrin
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:39 pm
My friends and I have all learned the pokemon theme on our insturments.
(I play trumpet, my friend daniel plays clarinet, and my friend allen plays tuba) So at pep band games, we start playing that, and......lol, you have to be there....lol
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:23 pm
ok, technically this isn't band, it's colorguard, but that's marching band, which is band, so...ya.
so one time we were stretching at the captain randomly says "who wants to sing?" and a few people sing some random joke song, then we teach the new girls our chant thing, and our guard instructor comes in, and he's like "well good thing u guys aren't cheerleaders, that was pathetic." so then we do it a few more times and he's like "ok, that was better" and then later they're talking to us about how if we have ankle problems or whatever to get an ankle brace. and the captain's like "so remember, if you've got an ankle problem, arm problem, foot problem, leg problem, brain problem..." at which point the guard instructor says "yep, wal-mart, aisle 5, brain braces, you know who u are if u need one" then later at that practice some girl did something sort of stupid, and he just looks at her and says "aisle 5"
then another day when we were stretching two girls who were sitting next to eachother start going "ewww! there's a worm right there! ewwie! so then the girl who's in charge of dance is like "omg. it's just a worm. *reaches down and grabs it* then one of the two girls is like "omg! u decapitated it!"
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:55 pm
Ok this joke never gets old in our band....Our director was conductings us and we had lots of new people...Well they held a whole note for like a count and a half....(they were really loud and we are a small band) well our director cuts us off and he puts his hands on his hips(Which is funny cuz our director is a big guy) and he looks at us all and says "Ok now guys the white ones are longer than the black ones"(we are a very perverted band) He then relizes what he just said....But it gets better!
Later that same day he was announcing that we as a band were having a yard sale...so he then says "People want your junk!" as LOUD as he could! He starts to shake his head because he just got us laughing our butts off and then yells to the drum director that just waked in "TIM! THE WHITE ONES ARE LONGER THAN THE BLACK ONES AND PEOPLE WANT YOUR JUNK!"
We all lose it!!!!!
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