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Maxwell scampered into the staff lounge, the plug of the hairdryer clicking against the floor as he dragged it along the tiles of the pantry. He pushed off his feet, leapt onto the sofa - and promptly plunged the hairdryer into the caves between the cushions. He heard the padding of a very angry bunny as he deftly picked up the wire and shoved it in. Ears, like a periscope, were up to listen for the ever-closer echoes of the drips absorbed by the carpet; he scooted over the suspect cushion, and awaited Juli's arrival.

The bunny's entrance was very dramatic. He waited for the door to slowly swing back into place before he drawled: "Juuuuuuuuuliiiiii."

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

He leaned back on the sofa, and crossed his leg over his knee. "You're drippy, by the way."

Beep beep, went the 'Stating the Obvious' button. Beep beep.

A claw pointed to the towel in his hand. "Towel," he said, jabbing the 'Obvious' button some more. He made an annoying little 'o' with his mouth, and pointed to the towel he was wearing with the other hand. "Two towels, in fact! Ohhhh."

"Maybe if you, yannow," he murmured thoughtfully, cupping his hands, "shimmy a little bit, and shake some of that water off. Ya think?"

He smirked, corners of his mouth curving up to reveal his fangs. "Maybe you wanna give it a shot, Juli? I still have no idea what you're talking about, of course -" his tongue curled up and grated against his teeth, producing a raspy grinding sound. "- but it's been a while since we've done it man-to-man, huh? If I can even call you that, that is."

His gold eyes glinted as another drop fell from a stray strand of Julien's hair.

"Oh! That's no ordinary rabbit!" The bunny's paw pads had managed to touch him, but the predator caught his hand before it managed to grasp onto his neck. "That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!" He laughed, wrenching his arm down to his side and - keeping his tush on the lump that was hairdryer - pulled Juli into a headlock.

"This rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, but are you a killer?" He purred satisfiedly.

The pain jolted through his body, though it was a familiar one, Juli's teeth were more vicious than he'd remembered - they managed to break skin and blood trickled down his tanned arm. He pulled away and threw him onto the carpet, keeping him pinned with his full-grown weight.

"Bad bunny!" He brought his paw down, claws retracted, and gave the bunny-butt a resounding whack. Maxwell proceeded to grab an ear and gnaw at it, while ruffling the rabbit's luxurious hair viciously. "Mbaybwe," he said through a mouthful of furry ear, "eef I dhu dhis your fhucking hair will dry fhaster, you fhucking -"

The savage strike incited something that sounded like 'peas and' "fhucking" 'rice' with several exclamation marks, and more 'peas and' and "fhucking hell" with more exclamation marks. The jaguar released the mauled bunny ear and rolled off clutching his crotch in agony - soon the 'peas and' abated into very quiet whimpering.

1-HIT K.O.