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 Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:53 am
(I know, it's me, the infamous Edward sperm question asking another sex related question, but please hear me out. I'm seriously curious.)
How does Jacob have sex? Does he go wolf? Does he "mate?"
What's the deal, and how do you see it?
The question was inspired by this post from Edward: A Dazzling Edward Cullen Honestly, I'm fairly disturbed that threads discussing theories on my sexual mechanics even exist... That's like asking if the dog would burn any girl he tried to have intercourse with in the... Well, you get my point.
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:02 am
Human.
Because up until now, there was no girl wolves.
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:05 am
sweatdrop Ohhh. What if he accidentally went wolfie during...intercourse.. Eep. Scary. The girl would probably explode. xd Kidding.
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:06 am
Jacob would have sex as a human after all Jacob can have human children, because he is human (most of the time).
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:07 am
Peach Tea Pocky sweatdrop Ohhh. What if he accidentally went wolfie during... intercourse.. Eep. Scary. The girl would probably explode. xd Kidding. lol, I don't think he would after all they can usually choose unless they get mad. rofl rofl
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:08 am
What if she went "Oh, Edward!" And he got mad. And went wolfie. xd
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:12 am
I think there would be MAJOR embarrassment instead of him being mad! rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:15 am
xd
I dunno... Jacob has a terrible temper. Especially if it were Bella. What if it was like, when Edward was up north during New Moon? He would be so mad.
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:18 am
Really i don't understand how Bella could possibly confuse Jacob with Edward. And he doesn't have that bad a temper cause he can control himself very well, if it was Paul then you'd be worried. rofl
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:22 am
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:07 am
Peach Tea Pocky What if she went "Oh, Edward!" And he got mad. And went wolfie. xd lmao! you're sick..... xp
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:12 am
This is kind of like The Incredible Hulk movie that just came out.
(if you havent seen it, then go see it. It's better than the previous one)
Bruce and Jacob basically have the same reason why they go "hulk" and "wolf" when they get mad or their body temp rises. So for those who havent seen the movie (sorry for spoilers confused ) Bruce and Betty are getting intimate and are about to do it, but then the watch on Bruce's arm that monitors his body temp starts warning him that he's about to go Hulk by beeping crazily and then they dont do it. So I'm thinking it's very similar to that. Which in a way kinda sucks because then you'd be making babies with a dog xD
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:06 am
xd LOL @ HULK!
Sorry, I'm not really sick, I'm just trying to come up with a circumstance where Jacob would get mad during intercourse. That was the first thing that popped up in my head. xd
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:47 pm
you guys crack me up...
anyways, yes... jacob does have sperm.
(more reason to not like him. sperm is
overrated.) xd
so he can actually have kids. eek
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:58 pm
Your My Brand Of Heroin you guys crack me up...
anyways, yes... jacob does have sperm.
(more reason to not like him. sperm is
overrated.) xd
so he can actually have kids. eek ew. do not want. no wolf kidz hanging around, plzkthx
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