|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:56 pm
In the beginning...
There was nothing but a primordial soup. Out of this soup crawled all manner of life forms. From these life forms came dinosaurs which ruled the earth. Evolution and an Ice Age took care of them, but left monkeys.
The monkeys slowly began to walk upright and become men... cavemen.
This is an epic RP about our ancestors. Our prehistoric cousins.
The Prehistoric Mythbusters. Busting Myths with Science since 2,000 BC.
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:59 pm
Rules:
The same rules apply as in The Secondary Realms/Gaian Mythbusters/Shop Basement.
Brief Rundown:
No Graphic Sex
Keep the storyline PG-13.
Be kind to each other.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:02 pm
Characters:
If you are an active member of the Secondary Realms Shop Basement or The Gaian Mythbusters you are eligible to play.
If you are NOT an active member of Secondary Realms Shop Basement RP or Gaian Mythbusters, you need to join them first and participate there as this is a PARALLEL UNIVERSE RP.
The only 'new' characters allowed in this RP that do not feature in Shop Basement/Gaian Mythbusters are those ones established by the current top posting members:
Adam the Mythbuster
Jamie the Mythbuster
w0man_1n_r3d
Diana OConnell
Duncan Jester
Shatora
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:07 pm
...Continued from The Shop Basement....
w0man_1n_r3d:
*gets home and flops down on plush straw bed*
Stupid cavemen always whistling at me. I hate them.
I want to be clubbed over the head by Prince Charming.. *sigh*
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Duncan Jester:
Drops from the tree, stretching and yawning, dressed in a tuxedo made from leapord skin, "Ad-am, Ja-mie, what you do?"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
shatora:
*sits there wiht stone tablets trying to do math homework8 me have 1 rock then get 4 rock i have ................ 5 rock *chicles 5 on to the tablit and looks over at duncan* like always do make mess
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Adam The Mythbuster:
*grins at Shatora and throws her an orange*
We do stupid buffalo dropping Ja-mie work.
*waggles fingers*
Arrrrr I'm a great big cave walrus and I make stupid things..
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jamie the Mythbuster:
Shut your meat-hole before I club you.
We're making a wheel! *nods*
*goes over to a big bit of stone and starts chiselling at it*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:08 pm
Wheel stupid.
It never work.
*looks left* *looks right*
I will make wheel too! My wheel better than yours, it will kick your butt.
*nods*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:10 pm
It will not!
You never think, you have no idea. You stupid and your ideas are too complicated.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:10 pm
It will too and mine beat yours.
*nods, smug*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:10 pm
No it won't!
ARRRRRRR!
*gets angry and picks up gnarled large club with a spike going through it*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:14 pm
*is escorted from her cave by her bodyguard on her way to the religious sacrifice of the virgin calf*
*passes by*
Dreadful. Absolutely dreadful how they live... *shakes head*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:15 pm
UG! UG! UG!
*picks up his club and is just about to strike when he sees Red*
WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN! *drool*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:16 pm
*whacks Adam over the head knocking him out as he's distracted*
Heh heh heh.
*goes back to chiselling his wheel*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:16 pm
"Ad-am, Ja-mie, no fight." shakes head, "Make two wheel, make good whell, get cave girl." a coconut then fell from teh above tree, smacking duncan in the head and nocking him to the ground, stunned.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:28 pm
I no want cave girl like Adam.
Cave girl smelly.
They smell like clean. Blech.
You ok Dun-Dun?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:35 pm
*sits there and looks at the two of them fighting over the whell thing and just roles her chissle back and forth*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:39 pm
"Ugh... yeah." he sat up, rubbing the back of his head, "Wow... feels like Evolution icked me in the hoo haas." the cave neko blinked, and checked himself over, "Wait.. what's this? I'm talking weird."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
