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Here's a version of TDWDTG of my own, about Old Gecko, a troll in the "Gaming Discusion" forum.

The Gecko Went Down to VGD

The Gecko went down to the VGD
He was lookin' for some threads to flame
What a thread, he was way behind,
He was gonna make a post;
When he came across that young troll flamin'
And flamin' that threaddle hot,
And the Gecko jumped up on another person's post and said,
"TROLL LEMME TELL YOU WHAT!
I bet you didn't know that I'm a threaddle flamer too
and if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you!
"Now you really suck at that flamin', troll,
but give the Gecko his post,
I'll bet a comment of 'glame against your flame
'Cause I know I'm better than you piece of s**t."
The noob said "My name's Thundurr,
And it might be a post,
But I'll take your flame
You're gonna re-'glame
'Cause I'm the flamer, most!"

Thundurr risin' up your post, flame that threaddle hard,
Cause hell's broke loose in Gaia and the Gecko flames the forums.
And if you win you get this shiny comment made of insult,
But if you lose, the Gecko gets your post...

*interlude*

The Gecko opened up his thread and said "I'll start the show"
And fire blew from the tip of his tongue as he flamed the threads and so,
And he typed up words and made a scream
And a band of flamers joined in
and IT SOUNDED SOMETHIN' LIKE "S**T"!

*guitar soloes*

When the Gecko finished, Thundurr said,
"Well you really suck, old son;
So just fall in that hole and die right there
"LEMME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE!"

Fire on the posters, run noobs run.
Gecko's in the house with the rising sun.
Newbies in the comments pickin' out posts!
"Hey, I really pwned you,
Wo, noob, wo."

*guitar soloes*

The Gecko kicked a rock because he still thought he was better.
He dropped the shiny comment on the ground by Thundurr's tedder (teddy bear).
Thundurr said, "Gecko, you lame dumbs**t, don't come back again,
cause you're just gonna get owned.
I knew it from the start, you m*therf***ing a*shole.
I'm the meanest there's ever been!

Fire on the posters, run noobs run.
Gecko's in the house with the rising sun.
Newbies in the comments pickin' out posts!
"Hey, I really pwned you,
Wo, noob, wo."


(I edited it a little)
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On your part that says ".............
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could you please edit it and delete some of the dots? It's REALLY stretching the page and it's getting annoying.

Lol, I sent it to the guy using another account! He's called Chernobyl Gecko now though... he goes through tons of accounts.

lol nice song selg that was funny rofl
thanks for posting and millionth mile i might do that that i should get the lyrics

and for the people who are ready to report me this song does NOT encourage hacking...hackers are low lives stare ...sorry if your a hacker xd

thats hillarious blaugh blaugh

Well, I'm replying to your reply of my reply of a reply, and it's weird, because I have it on my Ipod.

This is weird, I can't ind it either..... stressed

I FINALLY GOT THE LYRICS biggrin biggrin biggrin !!!! HERES MY REMIX!

Been ten long years since the devil laid that password stealer down at johnny's feet,and it burned him inside his mind the way he suffered that defeat,in the darkest pit of hell the devil hatched an evil plan twisted
to tempt the hacker for he's just a mortal man.
the sin of pride the devil cried is what will do you in,''I thought we had this settled I'm the best thats ever been.''

Johnny did you ever know that time keeps marching on.
the coldest hour is the hor before dawn.The devil's back on gaia will you stand up to the test?Or will you let the devil be the best?

Truth is i havent played since the bab came in june,but give me half a minute and i'll get this fiddle back in tune,

The devil grabbed that golden password stealer made of gold out of johnny's hand and said,''I'm a Hacker from underground,but now i walk upon the land!''

y'all better just turn bck if you want this boy to win cause practice is this man's only cure for the prediciment he's in.

Now devil it would be a sin to let you take my bow,so you go on back to hell and to the woodshed i will go.

Johnny are you practicing or will you let your hands grow cold?The devil wants the land and uses a password stealer made of gold.Cn you hear that baby cryin' will he ever know?The devil wants his daddy's very soul.
twisted

Before i start playing i want to thank you for letting god's words rng true he said you cant be trusted ''yeah so whatre you going to do?''

Well you go grab your password stealer,devil if you think you can hack me back,cause i hacked you before and i can hack your but again.

-fiddle solos-

John Brows green mrgreen and the devil is red evil
My little baby loves shreading bread,The devil dreams that he can win,
but johnnys the best hacker theres been


And thats it hope you liked it! biggrin