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 Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:39 am
 IF YA SMELLLLLL .. !!
WHAT THE ROCK .. !!
.. is cookin'!![ Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, please welcome .. THE ROCK!! ]=========
" FINALLY ..
.. THE ROCK SAID, FINALLY!! ..
.. THE ROCK .. HAS COME BACK! .. TO THE TWISTED FLOW ..!! "
A pause here for reaction, before continuing.
" Now, The Rock knows it's been quite awhile since the people have seen Twisted Flow up and running. The Rock knows it's been awhile since the people have seen The Rock at a Twisted Flow event .. and it's been awhile since The Rock's stood in a Twisted Flow ring. But from the bottom of The Rock's heart, and The Rock means it, it DAMN SURE FEELS GOOD .. TO BE BACK! ..
So with Twisted Flow coming back, The Rock's not quite sure who's gonna show their face in the locker room. The Rock could pretty much head backstage .. peek into the locker room .. and whoever The Rock sees could be anyone's guess. ANYONE! The Rock could peek into the locker room and see the 500-pound Big Show, raisin' his hand into the air just like old times, makin' that unimpressive sound of his .. AAAEEEGGGHHHH!! ..
Or maybe The Rock'll go backstage and find Cartwright with a 'C' .. Kartwright with a 'K' .. or Cartwright with a 'CA' -- for CANDY a** ..!!
Maybe The Rock'll bump into Jed .. the Highflying Emo Deadman .. and Jed, The Rock says this .. remember next time .. sideways across the arm means you WANT ATTENTION .. (makes motion for wrist slitting) down this way means you're serious about it! (motion for slitting downward) and when The Rock does this .. (uppercutting motion with the arm)IT MEANS THE ROCK'S GONNA TAKE THAT KNIFE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MONKEY a**!! ..
The Rock could even quite possibly run into .. John Cena ..!!
Now John Cena, The Rock knows .. that you feel The Rock sold out. The Rock knows that you feel that The Rock lied about loving this great industry .. about saying that wrestling was in The Rock's blood .. Cena, you can say whatever you want about The Rock, but the fact of the matter is this, if The Rock really was everything you said he was .. The Rock wouldn't be here tonight, LIVE, IN FRONT OF THE MILLIONS ..
The Rock wouldn't be here, takin' the time to RUN YOUR a** DOWN ..
And quite simply put, The Rock wouldn't be here, ready to win what's rightfully his, the World .. Heavyweight .. Championship.
You see, it just doesn't MATTER .. who The Rock finds in that locker room. Because just as sure as Matt Shanahan is really Shannon Moore in disguise .. just as sure as Randy Orton likes to play with his little ponies .. as sure as Billy Ray Cyrus Everblaze has an achy breaky heart .. YOU CAN'T STOP -- CAN'T .. STOP!! ..
.. the jabroni beatin', pie-eatin', trailblazin', eyebrow-raisin', all-around smackin' down, PEOPLE'S CHAMP .. THE ROCK.. !! "
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:45 pm
The crowd gave off a negative reaction, booing and insulting the up coming superstar. Bryan Bain came out from the back in his usual entrance attire with a mic in hand. "Whoa... whoa.. whoa." Bryan walked from the back with one of hands in the air, but he quickly lowered it, stopping just before the incline. "Oh my god... it's The Rock! It's the one and only Rock..." Bryan said taking a few steps forward. "What do you think you're doing here.. huh?" Bryan continued down the ramp, ever coming closer to the ring. "You're oldschool chump, and nobody want's to see you anymore." Bryan climbed the steps and walked the apron, stopping halfway to the turnbuckle. Slowly he entered the ring making sure The Rock would try anything. Bryan got in his face as the crowd grew wilder and wilder by the second. "Give me one good reason I should'nt take you out right here and now." Bryan paused for dramatic effect. "And I don't want one of your corny punchlines either..." The crowd booed Bryan, they loved The Rock's corny punchlines. Bryan just stood there and took it, just focusing on The Rock.
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:10 pm
The Rock stared through his sunglasses at Bryan Bain for a moment. Raising his microphone, he was about to speak, but instead, he would lower Bain's microphone.
" 'Scuse The Rock .. The Rock couldn't really hear you over the fans chanting .. The Rock's name. "
The Rock walked off, almost shrugging off Bryan Bain as he paced around the ring to the huge 'ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!' chants. Naturally, he did this out of spite of the new guy .. and it was now time to speak his piece.
" Look look look, The Rock understands that you're new around here .. and maybe you're not quite sure as to how things work. And The Rock's seen it before with a lot of the new guys, you're not looking to impress these people. You're looking to make a name for yourself--at The Rock's expense, no less. Now, The Rock's said it before, The Rock didn't make The Rock .. it was .. the people that made The Rock. The people gave The Rock his name, and look how The Rock turned out. Hollywood, World Titles .. People's Champion.
So since it worked out so well for The Rock, let's have the people give you a name. (The Rock turned to the audience.) What kind of name .. do YOU want to give to this guy over here?! "
The Rock heard a number of different names being yelled out for Bryan Bain and he listened.
" Mmhmm .. okay .. that's a good one--WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA .. wait, we've got a good one right here! (Turns back to Bain.) Your name is now ..
Farthammer. "
And despite how lame or random the name was, the fans loved it, and soon 'FARTHAMMER!' chants would be volleyed all over Bryan!
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:01 pm
"Fart-hammer! Fart-hammer! Fart-hammer!"
The corny chant echoed in Bryan's ear, pissing him off more, and more by the second. He bit his lower lip, holding back a cheap shot to the head of The Rock. With a tone of frustration, and anger Bryan replied. "You think your so damn great?! You think your best damn thing to grace the squared circle? Cause your not!" Bryan spoke out, the crowd's farthammer chant's slowly changed to booes. "I'll have you know I have list of three wrestlers, better then you."
Bryan reaches into his coat pocket, and pulls out a small folded up peice of paper. Rustling it through his fingers, Bryan manages to open the paper, he holds the paper out and raises the mic back to his lips to speak. "He is my list of the three greatest wrestlers of all time... Bryan Bain... Bryan Bain, and Bryan Bain." Bryan then threw the paper away, taking a step closer to The Rock. The crowd booing Bryan's arrogence to the fullest. "You see Rock I don't need the People to give me a name. I already got one... And it's Bryan Bain!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:58 pm
" --IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS ..!! "
And it seems The Rock baited him into that one. Fans erupted as The Rock cut off Bryan Bain's last couple words. Another round of 'ROCKY!' chants fired up, before The Rock raised the microphone to his lips once again.
" Farthammer, The Rock says this .. we both know where this is going. And The Rock's gonna go ahead and save you some breath because quite frankly, The Rock doesn't wanna hear you on the microphone anymore.
You and The Rock .. First show on the Twisted Flow .. tastin' that People's ELBOW ..!! Lightin' it up in the center of The People's Ring, TO-NIGHT!!
And let The Rock make something absolutely crystal .. clear.
The Rock's never claimed to be the best wrestler. The Rock KNOWS that there's talent out there. But if it's one thing that The Rock claims to be .. is THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN .. IN SPORTS .. AND ENTERTAINMENT. That's right, The Rock knows he can BRING IT when he needs to. And The Rock'll make it nice and simple for you, Bryan Bain ..
All you have to do is bring the a**, 'cause The Rock's READY .. TO BRING THE WHOOPIN' ..!! The Rock's DONE IT ALL IN THIS BUSINESS. DONE IT ALL! So no matter what the outcome is tonight ..
.. You can't erase fact. The Rock, for a FACT, is .. and will always be The Great One .. The Rock will always be a multi-time World Champion .. The Rock will ALWAYS be The People's Champ .. and UNTIL The Rock sees that you can bring it, Bryan Bain .. you ain't NOTHING .. AND THE ROCK MEANS .. nothing.
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLALALALALAOOOOOWWW!! ..
WHAT THE ROCK. IS. COOKIN'!! "
The Rock's theme would hit the speakers once more, and with a glare leveled at Bain for now .. in due time he would take his exit from the ring.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:51 am
Bryan was infuriated by The Rock's insult. He stood still in the middle of the ring looking to the mat, bitting is lower lip. Second by second went by, making Bryan madder and madder. Until he could'nt handle it anymore. The constent chants, and insults finally got to Bryan and he exploded. When The Rock went to leave, Bryan grabbed him by the arm. "Where do you think you going?!" Bryan spoke with a inraged tone. But he would'nt let Rock respond. He went to knock him over the head with the mic.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:57 am
From most accounts, it was never a good idea to grab The Rock by the arm as he was leaving. Especially .. if he didn't like you. The Rock turned to him as Bain swung with the microphone, ducking underneath, sliding his own arm across his chest. From here, The Rock countered, looking to heft Bain skyward and plant him flat on his back with the ROCK BOTTOM!
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:01 pm
The crowd erupted into an uproar, as Bryan was planted with the most electrifying move in sports entertainment. Bryan arched his back in pain and jolted around the ring, groaning from the shocking pain shooting down his back.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:06 pm
The Rock immediately returned to his feet and stared down at Bryan Bain for the moment .. before turning to the corner turnbuckle. Heading onto the second level, The Rock raised his right fist overhead once more to close out the segment!
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