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 Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:08 pm
A cage is seen being lowered over the ring.
"This match is scheduled for one fall and is an ELECTRIFIED CAGE, NO ROPE/BARBED WIRE, PANES OF GLASS, BAREFOOT THUMBTACK DEATHMATCH for the DEATHMATCH CHAMPIONSHIP!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:09 pm
The heretic is always better dead... Saint Jimmy by Green Day blares across the arena...
St. Joey's coming down across the alleyway...
Up on the boulevard like a zip gun on parade...
Lights on the silhouette...
He's insubordinate...
Coming at you on the count of One, Two...
One, Two, Three, Four!
A single pyro erupted, sending a shower of sparks down over the entrance. After a couplke of seconds, Saint Joey leapt out of the curtain after a small run-up, launching himself onto the ramp! The crowd cheered loudly; he was suprisingly over, despite this being the first show.
He began to make his way down to the ring, running until he reached the apron. He looked up at the barbed wire ropes beneath the metal monstrocity that was the electrified cage. He didn't even look towards the glass and tacks as he slid in underneath the bottom wire. He raised his arms as his music started to fade, and he waited for the opponent... ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:14 pm
A man dressed like a stereotypical made for TV movie pimp strutted out onto the stage, looked at the demonic structure in the center of the arena and shivered before motioning to the back. A multitude of cameramen made their way down the ramp surrounding the ring and setting up their equipment to capture sound and picture.
The man in pimp suit raised a microphone to his glossy lips...
"Ladies and Gentlemen! I am Kid Fresh's PERSONAL ring announcer, agent, and business manager...Tim Mann! I'm sure you're wondering why we've added a few more cameras to the set...simply put, we are filming a pilot episode for VH1 which will eventually become the next great reality show FRESH KNOWS BEST! and the cameras provided by the federation are inadiquate by VH1's or Kid Fresh Inc standards...so we will be using the KFI Camera crew to capture anything involving the Fresh one from here on out..."
Tim Mann took a moment to soak in the crowds reaction before continuing on.
"Without further ado I present to you! THE WINNER OF THE MATCH! AND SOON TO BE DEATHMATCH CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! He weighs in tonight at 220lb's! He hails from HILO, HAWAII! This is the BLOCKBUSTER SENSATION! THE NOTORIOUS K-I-D! This is KID FLIPPIN' FRESH!"
'Fresh to Death, Nothing More, Nothing Less'
Kid Fresh stepped out onto the stage to a roar of mixed reactions. He stood soaking in the response for a second before making his way down the ramp. He gave his camera crew a thumbs up before looking at the steel cage with a cocky grin. He slowly stepped into the structure and posed for the cameras as he awaited the starting bell.
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:21 am
The heretic is always better dead... Joey didn't come here to pose for cameras, he came here to fight. And he wanted to show this right away, going for a punch to the jaw as the starting bell rang and the cage lowered to the ground! ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:24 am
Fresh was caught completely off guard, stumbling to the ropes as the cage came to rest on the ground he reached out to brace himself against the fence only to receive a minor shock. Pulling away quickly he licked his wound as the audience roared with laughter.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:46 am
The heretic is always better dead... Seeing K-Fresh hurting after touching the cage gave Joey an idea. While he was distracted, whether it be by the audience's mocking or the electric shock, Joey would try to grab the back of his head and push him against the cage by his forehead! ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:00 pm
Fresh looked preoccupied, with his hand in his mouth, but as Joey made his move one of the camera men shouted out cluing Fresh into the attack. He ducked out and attempted to counter with a basic hip toss.
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:20 am
The heretic is always better dead... The hip-toss connected, sending Joey to the floor. His foot collided with the cage from under the bottom barbed-wire rope, sending a small shock his way as he jolted up, scratching it on the wire. He had heard the cameraman shout to K-Fresh, and wasn't pleased about it. But no refs, no rules. He began to get back to his feet, enraged. ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:46 pm
Fresh bounced up and down, proud of his sneaky sneaky maneuver. As Joey began to stir Fresh ran across the ring going for a boot to the face.
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:46 am
The heretic is always better dead... The boot connected with Joey's jaw, sending him rolling onto his back. A shot of drool sprayed across the ring from the impact of the shot. ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:42 am
Fresh regained his balance before quickly attempting an elbow drop.
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:04 pm
The heretic is always better dead... Joey was hit with the elbow drop, his stomach clenching as it collided with the arm's joint. He tried to think of a way to gain some offence as he slowly pushed himself backwards, near a corner.
((Are the tacks hung from the cieling? And what about the panes of glass? I have no idea what's going on xd )) ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:19 pm
Fresh wasn't about to let his victim get away that easy, completely forgetting that he was barefoot stepped on a big pile of tacks. He screamed like a little girl, grabbed his foot, and began plucking out the painful office supplies.
((lol, the tacks are on the ground and we are suppose to be barefoot...forgot about that one, whoops. Panes of Glass are basically windows without the framing that happen to be around, we can use them like tables and what not. Also I forgot that the ropes were barbed wire...heh, eh lets just add that crap in from here.))
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:23 am
The heretic is always better dead... ((AH! I knew that sweatdrop ))
Joey went to pull himself up with the barbed wire, but stopped just short of grabbing the top rope. He got to his feet, pulling the tacks out of his jeans to stop any irritation the may cause later in the match. He noticed K-F distracted by a stray tack in his foot, and would use the time to formulate a plan.
Looking to the cage, he noticed a pane of glass shimmering nicely in the low light of the arena. He pulled it from its resting place, propping it against a corner for future use. ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:44 am
Tim Mann started bitching from outside of the cage for Fresh to 'get back in the game'. Fresh moaned as he finished the plucking and stomped his foot down on a tack free spot to get the feeling back. He turned to find Joey and spotted him setting up the glass in the corner. He attempted to charge his opponent but stepped on another tack letting out a minor yelp and slowed to a speedy limp.
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