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 Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:42 pm
I found this on a chikk's siggy in another guild. It is amazing!
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
icon_cool.gif Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
(one of the saddest parts about our society is that these arguments, before the humorous common sense, are the real reasons why people can't accept gay marriages.)
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:51 pm
i loved that! it's so true and awesome!!!! hells yeah to the genius who came up with that! imma say this to whoever opposes it again!
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the_forgotten_thought Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:33 am
Are you ******** serious?! This s**t is hilarious!
" Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning."
Pfft... Real Americans love that s**t.
"Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall."
Then how come I'm still kinda short?
"Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract."
Bahahahahahahaahahahah!
The worst excuse I've heard against Gay marriage was a long the lines of "Gays just can't, it's unethical."
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:06 pm
Fantas, I must agree with you. If being around tall people makes a person tall, somebody must have skewed their version of height when it came to me. Most of my friends are above 5'9", which means they have about a foot on me.... it kinda sucks!
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:03 pm
I agree with Fantas, and while I was reading, I found this. lollipop_dresses 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.The word is overpopulated as it is!
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:45 pm
Hence the sarcasm of it.
This list of arguments is what is considered a satire.
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:01 pm
Lol. I think the intelligent humor train had an early stop today.
Sad, some of us think it's serious.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:11 pm
Whoever thinks any of the things in the first post are true, I label you this:
DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for your time smile
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:44 am
Rainbow Star of Love Whoever thinks any of the things in the first post are true, I label you this: DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for your time smile I have never seen such truer words!
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