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Rommel_Desert_Fox
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:39 pm


Be an example to your men,
in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself,
and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance
of fatigue and privation.


Lets tell some funny stories from our families to amuse each other.

When my uncle was going to school in the 60's the teacher asked him why he had red hair when both of his parents had dark hair. Without missing a beat he replied saying, "well, we have a very good milk man". The whole class broke out laughing, and the teacher got pissed. The teacher then had some conference with his dad and his dad told the teacher not to leave a space open for those remarks if she doesn't want him to make smart a** remarks. Just before leaving he then informed her that he was the milk man. rofl

When my great grandpa was only 13 he decided he wanted to hunt some ducks. He grabbed his dads 8 gauge shotgun. For those of you who don't know shotguns the smaller the gauge the bigger the ammo is so 8 was pretty ******** big. Anyway my ggp went out to the pond and got the great idea to shoot both barrels at the same time. He laid down on his belly, aimed, and fired both barrels at once. The recoil flipped him off his belly and landed him on his a**. When he looked at the pond there was nothing left but blood and feathers. xd

Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your
subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive
sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually
indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:43 pm


Ha lol...I don't really hang with the rents so much though and my brothers are never home so its more of the boring work stories at dinner and that's bout' it...

SixOrMore
Crew


Weaver XIII
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:46 pm


I don't really have a particular story about my dad...but he apperently got in a lot of fights when he was young, and everytime we'd drive through the neighborhood he grew up in, he'd point out a place and say "I got into a fight at [insert place here]"...it's really annoying...
PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:10 pm


That one guy with a mask
I don't really have a particular story about my dad...but he apperently got in a lot of fights when he was young, and everytime we'd drive through the neighborhood he grew up in, he'd point out a place and say "I got into a fight at [insert place here]"...it's really annoying...
Ew, I hate it when that happens my parents do that all the time...ugh...

SixOrMore
Crew


Weaver XIII
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:59 am


AngeloftheAbyss95
That one guy with a mask
I don't really have a particular story about my dad...but he apperently got in a lot of fights when he was young, and everytime we'd drive through the neighborhood he grew up in, he'd point out a place and say "I got into a fight at [insert place here]"...it's really annoying...
Ew, I hate it when that happens my parents do that all the time...ugh...


You're tellin' me! He'll go into detail about the fight, too.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:09 pm


That one guy with a mask
AngeloftheAbyss95
That one guy with a mask
I don't really have a particular story about my dad...but he apperently got in a lot of fights when he was young, and everytime we'd drive through the neighborhood he grew up in, he'd point out a place and say "I got into a fight at [insert place here]"...it's really annoying...
Ew, I hate it when that happens my parents do that all the time...ugh...


You're tellin' me! He'll go into detail about the fight, too.
Oh s**t that's even worse I'm so sorry for you!

SixOrMore
Crew


Weaver XIII
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:46 pm


AngeloftheAbyss95
That one guy with a mask
AngeloftheAbyss95
That one guy with a mask
I don't really have a particular story about my dad...but he apperently got in a lot of fights when he was young, and everytime we'd drive through the neighborhood he grew up in, he'd point out a place and say "I got into a fight at [insert place here]"...it's really annoying...
Ew, I hate it when that happens my parents do that all the time...ugh...


You're tellin' me! He'll go into detail about the fight, too.
Oh s**t that's even worse I'm so sorry for you!


Oh, please...I don't need your patronism...okay...I actually do...
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:53 pm


That one guy with a mask
AngeloftheAbyss95
That one guy with a mask
AngeloftheAbyss95
That one guy with a mask
I don't really have a particular story about my dad...but he apperently got in a lot of fights when he was young, and everytime we'd drive through the neighborhood he grew up in, he'd point out a place and say "I got into a fight at [insert place here]"...it's really annoying...
Ew, I hate it when that happens my parents do that all the time...ugh...


You're tellin' me! He'll go into detail about the fight, too.
Oh s**t that's even worse I'm so sorry for you!


Oh, please...I don't need your patronism...okay...I actually do...
Yes, yes you do.

SixOrMore
Crew


Weaver XIII
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:14 pm


AngeloftheAbyss95
That one guy with a mask
AngeloftheAbyss95
That one guy with a mask
AngeloftheAbyss95
That one guy with a mask
I don't really have a particular story about my dad...but he apperently got in a lot of fights when he was young, and everytime we'd drive through the neighborhood he grew up in, he'd point out a place and say "I got into a fight at [insert place here]"...it's really annoying...
Ew, I hate it when that happens my parents do that all the time...ugh...


You're tellin' me! He'll go into detail about the fight, too.
Oh s**t that's even worse I'm so sorry for you!


Oh, please...I don't need your patronism...okay...I actually do...
Yes, yes you do.


Thanks for the support.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:49 pm


Well, one time. My family went to the beach after a huge storm. (And this was in Peru too! There aren't many storms D smile Anyway, so we're all like camping and stuff and my brother and I go to see if we can catch some crabs and get attacked by jumping fish while in the water D:

Eternal Aether

Gracious Lunatic


Weaver XIII
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:46 pm


A Miraged Shadow
Well, one time. My family went to the beach after a huge storm. (And this was in Peru too! There aren't many storms D smile Anyway, so we're all like camping and stuff and my brother and I go to see if we can catch some crabs and get attacked by jumping fish while in the water D:


Did they have guns?
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