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ponponpon way x2 Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:34 pm
Also going in the Games Forum when we get it.
Tales of the Abyss Pairing Generator
Okay, first of all, the site where the prompt leads to has... Pron ads? O_o Moving on. >3<;;
I thought it was too funny, so here's one that I got.
Title: Of Sporks
Character One: Frings
Character Two: Jade Curtiss
Extra Genre: Humor
Prompt: Reward
Lawlz, I doubt I'll actually write any of this stuff, though.
If you find/found a funny meme or even a quiz somewhere, post it. ^^
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:37 am
Heh. I tried that and got Jade/Peony angst. gonk There's the Drabble-Matic, but it's for everything, not just TotA.
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:36 pm
Title: Love
Character One: Guy
Character Two: Florian
Extra Genre: Supernatural
Prompt: an actual prompt script
LOL?
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:12 pm
I got Natalia/Natalia with the genre of Crime. I kid you not.
Uh...insert random innuendo here.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:52 am
Uh...
Title: Two people, One cup
Character 1: Original! Ion
Character 2:
Genre: Horror
Yes that's TOTALLY horror.
DD:
There's a script... Pornography? Oh crud. Good thing my site blocker killed that. ; ;
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:58 pm
The Stalking Fairy Uh...
Title: Two people, One cup
Character 1: Original! Ion
Character 2:
Genre: Horror
Yes that's TOTALLY horror.
DD:
There's a script... Pornography? Oh crud. Good thing my site blocker killed that. ; ;
Ahem.
Anyway, I tried the Drabble-Matic with weird results since I soo wasn't serious.
Asch and Natalia
by William Shakespeare
Enter Asch
Natalia appears above at a window
Asch:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the bag, and Natalia is the fox.
Arise, scary fox, and punch the morbid radio.
See, how she leans her nose upon her elbow!
O, that I were a glove upon that elbow,
That I might touch that nose!
Natalia:
O Asch, Asch! wherefore art thou Asch?
What's in a name? That which we call a butt
By any other name would smell as obsessive
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a bat straight from hell"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove sad.
Asch:
Lady, by yonder morbid radio I swear
That tips on a rocket ship the destructive car--
Natalia:
O, swear not by the radio, the weird radio,
That disgustingly changes in its yucky orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise yucky.
Sweet, annoying night! A thousand times annoying night!
Parting is such dumb sorrow,
That I shall say annoying night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Asch:
Sleep dwell upon thy nose, peace in thine elbow!
Would I were sleep and peace, so creepily to rest!
furiously will I to my scary butt's cell,
Its help to punch, and my obsessive butt to tell
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ponponpon way x2 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:50 pm
LOL. I BARELY UNDERSTOOD THAT. Ah, Natalia's nose to her elbow. Trying to lick her wenis, mm? Rofl. Funny, Shakespeare, oh it saddens me that I must be learning about him again.
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:49 pm
The Stalking Fairy LOL. I BARELY UNDERSTOOD THAT. Ah, Natalia's nose to her elbow. Trying to lick her wenis, mm? Rofl. Funny, Shakespeare, oh it saddens me that I must be learning about him again.
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ponponpon way x2 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:41 pm
I've been playing with this thing for the past fifteen mins while asking my roomates for titles.
Title: I need an adult!
Character 1: Luke
Character 2: Dist
^WTF XD
Title: Love is Optional
Character 1: Jade
Character 2: Frings
^Why can I see myself writing that one?
Title: Abuse of Rank
Character 1: Natalia
Character 2: Tear
^What the hell lmao Natalia's a lezdom?
Title: Trapped in the Closet (My roommates suggestion XD)
Character 1: Guy
Character 2: Dist
^lmfao
Oh and uh... I did that drabble add lib thing.
The Cheagal Prince
Jade was walking through a shimmering meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied an iridescent little Cheagal lying under a tree.
Jade skipped over to see the dear thing and was radiant to find that he was hurt! A corn had pierced his sparkling little butt and he whimpered huskily with the pain.
"My unimaginable little friend," Jade said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the corn, as breathlessly as he could. The Cheagal cried out and Jade's heart ached, like a candle flame suddenly sparked into life. "You'll be all right," Jade whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Dist and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Dist up in his arms, Jade carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Jade nursed Dist, cleaning his butt and feeding him Glasses-brand Cheagal chow.
On the eighth night, Dist climbed into bed with Jade. He burrowed under the covers and dashingly kissed Jade's thigh. It made Jade giggle and he cuddled close to Dist, stroking his lips and singing softly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Jade hurried home so he could curl up with Dist. It gave him a glittering feeling whenever Dist kissed his thigh.
Then one night, Dist looked up at Jade and said, "If you kiss me, I will become an unearthly prince."
Jade screamed gruffly, he was so surprised. How could a Cheagal talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Dist said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Jade said and kissed Dist on his lips. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood an unearthly prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Dist," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Jade said.
"See?" Dist said and showed Jade the scar from the corn on his butt. Then he kissed Jade and they tumbled on the bed and did a lot of very glowing things, some of them involving a dazzling spear.
"I love you," Dist said when they were done. Jade clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Dist had stashed away.
And if Dist didn't know about Jade's visits to the Cheagal sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:34 pm
Dood. Your Cheagal Prince story owned Asch and Natalia. xDD;; The Shmexy Terror Of The SnowIt snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Ion and Sync went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Ion hit Sync in his crack with a big mean iceball. It hurt a lot, but Ion kissed it angrily and then it was all better. Then they decided to make a snow man. "We'll make a really disgusting snow man!" Ion said. "Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Sync said. "That would be more lifeless and politically correct." "I know," Ion said. "We can make a snow cat. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics." So they rolled the snow up freakily and made an obsessive snow cat. Ion put on a toaster for the wenis. The cat was almost as big as Sync. "It looks tragic," Ion said boredly. "But it seems like it's missing something." "Here," Sync said and held up a cruddy cookie. "I found this on a sailboat." He put the cookie onto the cat's head. It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the cat, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a Joker from Batman asking "Why so serious?". Sync screamed lazily and ran but the snow cat chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow cat slapped him frightenedly. "Nobody does that to my little Pathetic Bulb," Ion screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow cat through the foot. It fell down and Ion kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again. "You saved me!" Sync said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate. The cookie lay in the yard until a stupid child picked it up and took it home.
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ponponpon way x2 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:22 pm
OH LORD XD I wanted to quote the lines that made me LOL on that one but it was EVERY SINGLE LINE.
Then they had a snowball fight and Ion hit Sync in his crack with a big mean iceball. It hurt a lot, but Ion kissed it angrily and then it was all better.
That made me laugh pretty hard though XD
"Nobody does that to my little Pathetic Bulb," Ion screamed.
But I think that took the cake. I mean, WHAT THE HELL kind of pet-name is that!?
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:23 pm
I should, but I dunno how to start. Rofl.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:39 pm
hahaha!
Title: Godzilla
Character One: Tear
Character Two: Guy
Genre: Romance
(this is one of my least favorite pairings, btw) >.<
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