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 Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:11 am
((Yeah yeah, I can't come up with a better name. Shoot me for it.))
Hey there everybody, this is my new semi-weekly column. This is coming from 'The Reaper' himself! Joshua Danielson. Anyways, I was bored, so I guess I decided that I'd give you, the fans, my thoughts, straight from the horses mouth. So, yeah. Join me on this epic journey and whatnot. Now, onto the first topic!
Teaming with The Inquisition
Well, teaming with The Inquisition is gonna be pretty cool, because, well... They've been a favorite of mine ever since I first saw them! They're GREAT wrestlers, they're funny, they're cool. They can spit the verses if I do say so myself. I don't even LIKE rap, but I tune in every chance I can get to watch them do their s**t! Tavarius, Esoteric, and then Samoa Dan... I'll leave the topic at this... I don't even smoke... But I've always wondered how awesome it would be to hit that s**t with Dan... He's my favorite of the three!
Being drafted to Drown
I must say, that the brand split is DEFINITELY the best idea that Paul Heyman has ever came up with! And I must say, that I am right where I want to be... I am in prime position to place myself at the top of the brand! I mean, with Kelly King who I'll talk about a bit later, Marxx, Nuke Fusion, and of course THE INQUISITION, Drown is definitely the better brand. I must give props to Burn though, having Bloody Reich is definitely the crown jewel of Burn, because I mean... Any brand with Cartwright on it is definitely gonna be dragged through the mud sometimes...
Kelly King / Dylan Farr
Okay... I knew that Kelly King was a no good, low lifed, over dramatized, over confident, self-centered, ARROGANT p***k! But I really didn't think that he was that dirty as to go and acquire himself a bodyguard... Are things getting so bad, dealing with Riker, that you are scared enough to get an insurance policy? I must admit though, if you were going to choose someone to protect you, Kelly King, you picked the right guy to do it. That is one mean ******** about wraps up this edition of 'The Reaper's Scythe'. Until next time...
'The Reaper' Joshua Danielson
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:48 pm
Dear Joshua,
Drown has certainly given the boost you needed, but even before it you got into a match with the veteran 2.0 which would give anyone a boost!
If you had gone to Burn, how do you think your career would have gone? Any enemies or friends you would have met with?
From
John Calloway
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:27 am
Dear Joshua,
If you could pick anyone from Burn and anyone from Drown to wrestle against in two seperate matches, who would they be and what kinds of matches would you pick?
From
Randy Hudson
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:13 am
John If I had gone to Burn, I think my career would be shining brightly, just as it has been on Drown! Actually, the only reason I don't have a title right now, is because either Mr. Jaydan or Mr. Barker... (Whichever one is the GM of Drown, I don't care because they're both gaywads), both of them are shitty bookers! You reading this Jaydan or Barker? Title match! The fans DEMAND IT! Anyways, back to your question... Probably Cartwright. I'd love to go at it with him at least once. Again, if you're reading this Jaydan or Barker! This is your chance to jump on something the fans would love to see! ----------- Randy Great question... Really made me think about it. I mean, I'd love to get my old partner Scott Shock back in here and go at it once again with Marxx and Mavlik Young, who at that time were known as America's Greatest Tag Team for all of you who were under a rock for that time... But seeing as how I can't do that with Scott gone, and AGTT broken up, and the AGF being the shell of it's former self... Anyways... From Burn, the match would probably have to be me against Cartwright, in a no roped barbed wire match, with the ring covered in thumbtacks. Because EVERYBODY knows, the fans would LOVE to see Cartwright's face covered in thumbtacks after I plant him with The Killshot! (Once again, GET ON IT JAYDAN AND BARKER!) From Drown, obviously, I'd want Kelly King in a Loser Leaves EEW match, so that I can FINALLY rid EEW of King, once and for all! Thanks for both of your questions. 'The Reaper' Joshua Danielson
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:04 pm
What is up everybody out there in the internet, this is 'The Reaper' Joshua Danielson. I haven't posted a column in a while, so I decided, after my actions on Drown, this would be the perfect time to post again! I guess there is nothing left to do, but move on to my topic for this blog. The After PartyWell, everybody has been asking me since Drown, why did I do what I did? Well, I have one thing to say to all of the people who asked me that... Did I not give a good enough reason after gave that no good drunk what he had coming to him? I mean, there he was, having the gall to not have me on his segment... He was just WAITING for someone to teach him a lesson! That lesson... Don't ******** with 'The Reaper'. He needed someone to finally show him what he gets... And just so Marxx knows if he is reading this blog... I never was your friend... I was just waiting for the right oppertunity... Once I got the chance, once you turned your back, I was ready to pounce. You see, when someone like me gets a chance to make an impact, I take that chance, because chances like those come by for just a second... Then they're gone. Marxx, I have no regrets for what I did to you on Drown, and if you think you're gonna get me back... Just remember, there is a LOT more where that came from! Know what? ******** it... I've gone off on a tangent, and that's not cool... Anyways, to end this blog on a good note, here's an awesome video of an awesome band called Destrophy. This song is called Why I Hate Goodbye. Until next time... 'The Reaper' Joshua Danielson
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:33 pm
Dear Joshua,
It seems to me after watching Drown that you're no better than Snypa, your ego has exploded, taking out Marxx just because he had the nerve to ask someone else on HIS show!
If anything, you should be directing your anger towards Kelly King 2.0 and his bodyguard Dylan Farr, they are the two who have been screwing with you lately!
From
Juan Shobna
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:05 pm
Juan,
Don't you EVER group me in with that no good pyro... Anyways, Marxx deserved what he got. I explained why he deserved it, so I don't need to say more about that...
Now, directing my anger towards King? No way! Now I understand WHY he attacked me! In retrospect, it helped me understand what I needed to do with my career... Nobody shows respect towards the legends anymore... Now King... That was a legend... Marxx... No chance in hell!
Joshua
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:01 pm
This is the Reaper News Network, hereby known as the RNN, here with a special breaking news alert! Joshua Danielson owns! Thank you for tuning in to another RNN Random Breaking News announcement. He rules, you don't.
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:13 pm
Here here everybody! And gobble gobble to all of 'The Reaper's' poultry fans! It's the day before Thanksgiving, and I just thought I'd give you all an update on everything that is happening with me, Joshua Danielson. Here goes!
Birthday Show Awards
Well, I guess I'm considered good enough to be in the voting for EEW's Wrestler of the Year for 2008. You all think you should support your favorite wrestler, but why not vote for 'The Reaper' instead!
Anarchy Rulz
Once again, I showed why I am the best wrestler in EEW, by getting the first of many victories over Marxx! Sure, you may believe that I used unfavorable means to get that win, but hey. If you're gonna wear that loose of tights, you DESERVE to get the tights grabbed! That's all I've got to say!
Anyways, that's all I have to say. Everybody have a Happy Thanksgiving, except for you Marxx... After The Birthday Show, you'll not have much to be thankful for... I can guarantee that...
((In all actuality, you may not be American, but still, have a Happy Thanksgiving Marts! And also to all people, American or not, have a happy Thanksgiving!))
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:53 pm
Yo, Josh. Yes, that's right, your blog has been graced by a comment from the closest thing those ******** on Burn have to a God, Matt Seraph. Anyway, how's life on Drown? I'd watch, but I'm usually doing a little 'wrestling' with Samantha on Friday nights xd I did watch that segment with Marxx here on EEW.com though, and I have to admit, nice work. About time that dickbeater got what was coming.
- Matt ******** Seraph
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:02 am
Dear Joshua,
Being included in the EEW Awards and getting wins over big name wrestlers like Marxx, do you think 2009 will be your year?
From
Mavis Butterbean
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:56 am
Matt, Thank you. It's always good to find someone who likes my work. Anyways, life on Drown is pretty good. I've got some competition, but not much... *CoughMarxxCough* Thanks for your comment Matt, and I'm looking forward to seeing what you do next on Burn. ----------------------------------------- Mavis, I definitely think '09 will be my year! But as with your question, big name wrestlers... Marxx definitely is NOT a big name wrestler. The only way you attain that big name, is by going through 'The Reaper', and he definitely hasn't done that. Thanks for your questions. 'The Reaper' Joshua Danielson (I hope Marts isn't mad about all of this mudslinging! sweatdrop ) ((Also, where the hell do you come up with these names Cartwright! blaugh ))
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:45 pm
((Heh, first thing that pops into my head usually! No drugs needed! xd ))
Dear Joshua,
Do you have your eyes on any EEW gold next year? You've been entered into the X-Treme Title Battle Royal, has that fuelled your desire for gold also?
From
Henry Wilkinson
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:02 pm
Henry,
I do have my eyes on EEW gold, but it is NOT the X-Treme Title, although, if I were to win that belt, it would be pretty sweet. No, I'm looking towards... The bigger picture... Possibly the EEW World Championship... I believe that next year, there is no doubt that I shall be the World Champion. And there is nothing anybody will be able to do to stop me.
'The Reaper' Joshua Danielson
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:16 pm
Hello people. This is The Reaper here, ready to deliver another action packed edition of "The Reaper's Scythe". I only have one topic to talk about now, so here goes!
Birthday Show Battle Royal
Well, people, I didn't come out on top, but seriously... In a match like that, with Marxx, did you seriously expect me to try to win? Anyways, I did what I was supposed to... My job, was to keep Marxx from even TOUCHING that title! And I did my job well... I took Marxx out, and hopefully I softened up that thick head of his, so it'll be easier to take him out of that first blood match! But, nevertheless, I have to buy a new Vodka bottle...
Anyways, that's all I have for right now, but until next time... This is...
'The Reaper' Joshua Danielson
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