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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:44 pm

Jed was shown backstage. Jed was dragging a camera man by his shirt collar. Jed enter gorilla position.Jed yelled at the people. "Play my god damn music. " Jed let go of the camera man. Jed fixed the bag on his shoulder.

To The Limit.

I'm out to mix it up and change my complexion
To coat the feelings and cure my depression
A shot of petrol is my bonafide method
To lose control and get thoroughly distracted
I'm on the money, here I come
Fuel for my engine, and I1m gone

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cMzWeV4Xf9A

"Thanks" Jed said as he busted threw the curtain.

King: Jed isn't suppose to be out here right now
Cole:I know what is going on.
King: He has this big black bag over his shoulder.
Cole: I think we are going to need security soon.

He was getting booed like crazy. Jed had a black bag on his shoulder. Jed walked to the middle of the stage. He was hearing the boos like crazy. Jed smiled, it wasn't a regular smile. This smile seemed like a cocky smile. Jed was wearing a pair of Black jeans. Jed had his news shirt on. Also a Black suit jacket over that. Jed walked down the ramp. A fan threw a cup of beer at Jed. Jed side stepped it. Jed raised his left hand. The reason he moved his left hand up. Was to lift his index finger and wavy it back and forward. Pretty much telling the crowd not to do that. Jed then put down his left arm. Jed raised his right arm and brushed off his shoulder. Jed kept walking, Jed was now 10 ft from the ring. He threw his bag in to the ring. Jed walked around the ring. A Fan tried to slap Jed's shoulder. Jed slapped him away. Like a King does to a peasant.Jed walked over to grab a mike. Jed looked at the crowd while getting a mike. The crew didn't want to give Jed a mike. Jed then punched a guy. Jed grabbed a mike.

"Ok, now that i have you god damn attention. I'm here.." Jeds mike was cut. Jed was trying to enter the ring as he did. Jed threw the mike into the ring. Jed jumped off the apron. Jed punched another crew member. Jed then got 2 mikes this time. Jed covered up one the mikes. Jed then began to speak."Now like i was saying. I'm out here to educate you dumb Marks about the real Worl-." The mike cut out as Jed was entering the ring again." It's ok people I have this other mike." Jed tossed the dead mike towards the middle of the ring. " Now I'm here to educate you dumb marks about the real world of Pro-wrestling. The backstage polticks and everything. So if you guys will listen to me for .." The mike was killed. This time they cut all the mikes. Jed was starting to fume. Jed ran towards the ropes. Jed slide out of the ring. Jed then sprinted up the ramp.Jed went threw the curtain. "The crowd chanted.Thank god." Jed was backstage for a few seconds. Jed yelled at the backstage man guy. Jed then said." You let me talk. Or i'm going to start hurting people." The people backstage were going crazy. The second hand man of Eric B. Came to Jed. Because Eric is a p***y. The 2nd hand man tries to calm him down. A camera man was near the area. This how everyone noticed the backstage. "Ok turn on the mikes. " the second hand man said."Thank you..But..I'm going to need an ." Jed pulled on the Gm second hand man. Jed dragged him on to the stage. Jed was pulling on him by his collar." You better hope this doesn't wrinkle my Suit." Jed said. Jed then threw the 2hGm into the ring.Jed then got into the ring. Jed was now getting booed. Because The 2hGm was the nicer one. In fact he would pass out shirts and stuff.Jed picked up a mike and then said. "Testing.Testing. This fans are pussies. Yep it works." The crowd was booing again.Well now hopefully i can send my message out.

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:42 pm

" Alright you ******** ingrates, Jobbers, and s**t heads. It's time for a little story. This is a story that all you little marks should listen to. This is about your favorite biz. But let me introduce myself. My name is Timothy Jed Haynie. You all know me as Jed. You should all know that I hate being called Jed. It just pisses me off. It sucks that the only way to get over is " The crowd was booing to loud to hear what Jed said."But yeah. You have to do it. But lets move on to our next case.Your favorite Stars.Lets start with the owner of the WWE:U. Vince. The Steroid junkie him self. He is probably the worst person in the WWE:U. He thinks he I knows everything. Didn't see this. Well lets move on to Corey Martin. Your Rookie of the year. Marxx. What. You guys didn't know he's real name. Don't worry you'll learn more.This guy right here is a Indies hero. You heard of C.M. punk. aka Phil brooks. This guy is like him. But doesn't suck.This Guy Martin does have a future. Until someone politicks and kills his career. When i think of Poltickers. I think of Phil Andrews aka A.J. Warner. He thinks he is the greatest Superstar ever. Well you see. Him and 55 others. Such as Kalos, the guy that never jobs because he wants to be put over instead of the match. Like a real person.You do you job, and don't b***h. Well. Kalos. You are By Far the Worst and OVERRATED superstar on the whole roster. O yeah it's true. BY the way. What the ******** is your gimmick. s**t. Speaking of gimmicks. I'm done with stupid s**t. This Pain killer Gimmick. ******** it. I'm done. It's not a gimmick people Jed goes over to his bag. Pulls out a bottle of pills."You see these. I need these. Because of all the ******** s**t I've done to make you all cheer. You know what with out them I probably wouldn't be able to walk right now. Speaking of which. It's time for a pill. " Jed opens the pill bottle. "Down the hatch. Time for me to ******** up my life. For all you s**t heads." Jed pops the pill in his mouth. Jed swallows."Hmm. Good. I wish i could take 7 right now. So that i could leave this place. Probably the worst place in the ******** United States. s**t. This place couldn't." The crowd's boos were now so loud. Jed couldn't be heard again. Jed stopped talking. Jed rose the mike towards the crowd. To hear all the boo's." Thank you. Now I know you all care. Thank you."Jed said sarcastically."But back to the point. You Marks are the worst people ever.Wait. There are others in this bis that are worst. .One of them being Randy ******** Orton." Jed closed the pill bottle. Jed put them in his bag." Hold this." Jed tossed the bag at the 2HM." Don't look in it."Jed took off his jacket. Jed then threw it over the guy's head. "Now, Randy Keith Orton. He is probably the guy that polticks the most. Even more then Xw. Xw real name is not know. Because he's an illegal Immigrant.Back to Orton. He is your current world champion. The only reason he is champion is because Vince told me to Job. I asked why? He said the company doesn't want you at top. Orton is the only man that should hold the company right now. I was furious. I asked if i was going to get something in return. He said.You wont get fired. That's bull s**t in my mind. I worked hard for my position. Putting people over. Mostly. Putting over Venom. I should have never put him over if this is how they would have treated me. But it's ok. This isn't the first time i had backstage Heat. In GWWF. I was suppose to put Saint joey. A Guy that is debuting soon..O s**t did i just ruin WWEU future star. O well. Anyway. I was told to put him over. Well you see. I ******** up on the move. Ended up getting the pin. They told me not to. Because of what happen a few days before. But yeah. You know how they treat me after i won. They tried to bury me. They keep me at Hardcore division. Under 24/7 rule. But yeah. I'm a fighting champion. It's all good. Lucky for me. I have Pain killers that will let me Hogan-Fie the odds. Hogan-fie the odds mean. Me i will pretty much never Job. Because of the pills. But don't worry, you fans love me taken these pills." Jed smiled now. Listing to the boos. Some people were throwing beer cups into the ring. Other were throwing chairs."Thank you all for these cheers. But don't worry.I'll be here for ever. Keep going. " Jed rose his arms mocking Orton.But yeah. Me and Orton are the best of Friend. Neither are Me and Kelly king..you know what he is too easy to talk about. So let me on to Evan Landry.Not sure who that is. You might know him as mike. He is.2HM put the stuff down and tried to sneak off. Jed saw him doing this. Jed punched him in the gut. Jed then hit a double Leg take down." Ok So you want to leave. To bad. Now your going to be on the ground while I talk. You know you ******** up now."The crowd let out a cheer before Jed noticed. Then they kept booing Jed. Jed put his foot on 2HM and began to speak some more."Hmm. What were we talking about..Evan Landry. I use to have a lot of respect for this guy. But he ******** up. You see i was going to beat up on Orton. For the So the WWEU would have someone new. But then he came out.The lap dog of the WWE:U.But You guys know him as a great tech. Superstar. Your right he is probably the greatest Tech. Superstar. But Me. I'm the Greatest Tech Wrestler.I'm the greatest High flyer.HELL, I'm the Greatest Wrestler..Ever..In fact I'm The only Wrestler in the whole WWEU. Not just WWE:U But all of The world of Gaia. Don't believe me. Watch this video." Jed pointed at the tron as the crowd booed Jed.

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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:13 pm

Play the video for the man. The 2HM said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4y-RzVGrHg

It shows Timothy "Jed" Haynie with his family. Then it goes to another picture of Jed in a tux. Next it showed a picture of Jed smiling on his couch with his brothers. Then showed some highlights of Jed wrestling with Mike Landry. Also with Randy Orton. Then it flashed to Jed walking down an stage ramp. Fans were slapping his back. Jed standing in his first Pro-wrestling match. It shows him getting into to the biz. Then it showed Jed facing a guy named Mp3. They locked up.Jed then does power kinda thing. They push each other away. It shows Mp3 running at Jed. Jed ducks under a clothes line. Jed spring boards off the second rope and turns body. Hitting a Cross body Clothesline. Then it flashes to Jed hitting Hellfire. Then it flashes to Jed being firemans carry into the a pile of table off a ladder. Then it flashes to Jed getting help up. Showing the crowd clapping. Jed was then help to the back. It then flashed to Jed in rehab trying to get his feelings back. Camera man showed Jed walking with the help of the doctors. Then it fades out to Jed back in the middle of the ring. Jed listening to the claps of the crowd.Jed nods to the crowds applause. Next was shown a Stare off between John Cena , Sonic, and Jed. Jed then blasted a punch at John. Sonic at Jed and John at Sonic. Next was shown. Jed hitting the smallpackage DDT.Then it shows Jed hits a high flying move on Cena. Then it showed Jed setting up a ladder. Jed slowly climbing the Ladder. Jed getting down the belt. Jed sitting on top of the ladder pointing up. Then shows Jed standing up on the ladder with the title. Then Footages is shown Jed jumping on to a Majin Inferno off a ladder. The Video then begins to spin as he is jumping. Afterwards Jed was shown speaking to Kalos. Then they were in the Hell in the Cell match. Jed was helped up after the match. Jed was then walking to his car. when a Car hit Jed. Jed was shown on the cement bleeding. Jed was now shown in rehab again. Healing up. Jed was in a hospital room. Watching a Tv and began to cry again. Jed then popped up as Jed was standing on a ramp. The music on the video didn't stop. But got lowered. The video then picked up the sound of the crowd. The crowd then chant. We Love you." Jed got a mike. " I love you too." Jed dropped the mike. Then showed Jed entering the Royal Rumble in the WWFG. Showed Jed eliminating the last person. Jed was then shown."

"Stop this video." Jed said. The crowd boo'ed. Because they started to enjoy it. Showing alot of his matches. The crowd saw some matches not described. "What the hell do you guys call that. That's not the video i told you play. I told you to play the one about the Till I Collapse.But you know what. I'm going to move past this mistake. At NWO. I will be facing a guy i hate. Evan Landry. This guy thinks he is something. But you'll see at the ppv. I'll show you all that he is Nothing. I'll show you all that I'm the Greatest Wrestler Ever..Take That to the limit. If you don't understand. You'll see why i'll be the last mans standing.. Jed stared down at 2HM as he was saying understand. Jed then dropped down hit and Elbow Drop. Jed picked up 2hm to standing position. Hit the Florida Clover Leaf Version 3. First hits Double leg Takedown. Jed then put the regular Texas Clover Leaf. Jed then twists his body to his stomach. Jed then puts his knee in his back. The other knee on the canvas. The crowd Boo'ed like they never boo'ed before. They were now throwing anything in the ring. There was a wrestling Figure in the ring, That hit Jed. The camera faded out.

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