Lady Euthanasia contains:
deionized water, crystalline sucrose, natural flavorings (cherry & vanilla), 900 grams of moxie, a quarter teaspoon of patience, Daleks, Cyber Men, chronic migraines, too much smarts, gum base, all your base are belong to us, chocolate truffle coffee, nuclear waste, every phobia in the book, sour cream and onion, a giraffe eating the moon, lollipops, incredible work ethic, worst timing of a lifetime, over 9,000 grams of ability to make people angry, sonic screwdriver, 238409328 songs memorized, the love of my life and the ability to be too clingy or to needy, the constant feeling of deja vu, turtles, the inescapable feeling to prance, the hard time saying "no", the harder time realizing you made a mistake, the feeling you may lose the boy who is her world, 384203820943 apologies she wish she could make to him in person, yellow #6, the ability to answer phones with "Good morning/afternoon Hall Radio Group, how may I help you?", the ability to repeat it 100 times a day, 300 grams of heart medicine, nacin (B3), 39 milligrams of panic attacks, potassium bicarbonate, magnesium chloride, calcium chloride, American Ginseng extract, red #10, blue #16, and dragonfruit juice concentrate.
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