The memoirs of Chidugi (New entry as of 9/22/05)

[chidugi]

Assology
Asses are great. Its as simple as that. Some have a nice wiggle to em while others have great shapes. My favorite part of the a** experience.... GRABASS BABY!!!! Yes just gettin a handful.... or two if ur lucky 3nodding this is my ideal a**: its juust right not to hard not too soft and you can easily get two handfuls and when you smack it (another fun activity) it slightly giggles before it returns to its dormant state 3nodding it looks good in all kinds of bottomwear such as Jeans, spandex, hip huggers, low riders, lingere (sp), and of course a** naked 3nodding this a** can also do acrobatics such as bounce, pop, roll, wiggle, giggle, and on occasion cause a few earthquakes. This a** also looks good in a variety of undies ranging from bikini cut, regular cut, thong, g-string, see through, and of course a** naked. I should be ashamed of myself but as I told a friend of mine earlier, I can't help it, my dad was an a** man its genetic. 3nodding Well this ends my lecture for now. the next topic coming up: boobehs. As always I enjoy feedback so in reference to the assology lecture above I have one question.... WHO'S WITH ME????!!!!!  

[chidugi]

Boobology
Ah breasts, lovely devices they are, they come in many shapes and sizes, squishynesses, skintones and bounciness. I love em!! Too bad on regular cable you can't see em cause their always blotted out...(damn America morals) anyway My buddy Namea made a good point. Women with good boobage rarely ever have to pay for things....... this "boobnomenon" as I call it is one of the widely known and interesting factors about boobage. Boobs can be used for many purposes. Outfit enhancers, wet T-shirt coverage, aphrodesiacs(sp) places to put rings, change puses and such and soforth (ive got a lot of others but there are kids in the audience ) my favorite conservative factor of boobies: cleavage. Its like the little previews you get at the theatre before the movie comes on: something to look at till the real stuff comes out. Boobies have names too ill name a few:
1)Hooters
2)Tits (tittehs titties all the T variations)
3)jugs
4)knockers
5)dirty pillows (personal favorite )
6) Boobs of course
7) Boobies
8 ) cones
9) rack
10) Bald-headed midgets in headlocks
11)tatas
12)hohos
13)twins
14)taterz
15)love pillows
16)headlights
17)personal flotation devices
1 cool air bags
19)hand warmers
20)bumpers
11-20 thanks to Monkeh
21) im out but open for suggestions that I will post
Anyway, im not perverted it just suprises me that we as humans are so shy about the things we like. I mean hey according to brother sigmund (psycologist) we have three parts: our Id (primal satisfaction) Superego (the little angel on your shoulder that tells you to do the right thing all the time) and your ego (the everyday consious) but if we have all three why not let it out now and then it is the man (or woman) that dosen't accept their naughty side as existing that becomes the sexual deviant so in actuallity im actually helping mankind with these postings huh? Big ups to Aya for reminding me about this... much love playa. Well children enough of my lecture today. As always comments are appreciated and bashers/flamers are laughed at because for everyone of you I got two friends that got my back so...*shrugs* why fight it? Next lecture: Readers choice, you give me suggestions and if I like it I will add my uniqe spin to it and BAM right in here bebeh!!! Peace  

[chidugi]

Kinkology
Everybody grab a seat the next lesson is about to start!! According to Chidugi (me) kinky is referred someone or something whose sexual tactics that are......let's say beyond the contemporary actions of a what is considered "normal" sex. Kinky is a bit complicated because it deals with the attitudes of the individual person. Some people I know (whom i won't name but oyu know who you are ) might consider.....oh let's say...spanking, a very kinky thing while others might see it as a usual act. Being a certified kinkologist, I have seen many things that one would consider kinky and I have categorized some of them for the sake those who want to take notes:
The first, and my personal favorite, would be the kinky food users whom I nickname the yummies. Yummies use the tastebuds to their advantage. Some of the common food stuffs would be whip cream, chocolate syrup, honey, pudding, applesauce, assorted fruits, and a variety of other such items. The average yummy prefers to use a sweet item to enhance the flavor of the not-too-tasty areas of the body and in most cases it does work and enhances the overall pleasure of the session. If not, hey at least you got a meal out of it right?
The next common kinky category would be the bondage freaks, AKA the lockdowns. This interesting group of people enjoy putting their partner in soem kind of restraining mechanism so that they have lottle or no movement. This restraining gives then a very arousing sense of power or dominance while the other enjoys the feeling of containment and supplication.
The last group im going to talk about is probably the most painful of them all. I call this goup the ouchies. These people are the "make me hurts" of the kinky family. Pain is their pleasure and they will find any means necessary to get it. Spankings fall up under this kinkological area of study, as well as whippings, biting, being stepped on with sharp heels and the lot. Tools/ Toys with points or other painful accesories is the name of the game on this one. They take the ideal of "no pain no gain" to the extreme and push it even further, usually having an uncommon word as a signal with roughly translates into the unkinky language as "Oh my sweet God stop!! It hurts!! It hurts in the bad waaaaaaaay!!" To all those who hope to take part in this freaky endeavor be warned: Pain hurts....or it might not. That is for you to decide but when you do decide, decide it quickly or you might not be too happy with the end result.
Well thats all I have for today my pupils. Tune in next time for teh next lecture and as always leave a comment or suggestion and maybe you will have it addressed in my next journal entry. Till then... See ya!!