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What's good? It's me, the infamous Snypa Rifle and I'd like to welcome you to my show, the Assassin's Guide. Now, Third Reich was canceled by producers because they're douches.

I'd like to talk to you all about certain issues. Questions from fans and other superstars are more than welcome. I'll address everything directly.

The Inquisition: Well, someday- gold will be in my future. Everything was fun while it lasted and I gotta give you props with the Drowning thing. Nice. Hell, Esoteric's kick to Atrocity made me laugh inside. What can I say, he had it coming. That's not how we roll and he knows that. Only time I sneak attack is when a homie is in trouble or I want payback. The reason I made it rain gasoline is because...well, I was trying to get Danzig and Casey, end what was left of C5....you three just happened to be in the ring. However, I didn't start the fire though. Maybe it was a message. Oh, well. Was I aware Atrocity was in there? Maybe, maybe not.

Cardok-Dark Saint Civil Union: Wow, so John Cardok has found someone into bondage and erotic asphyxiation as much as he is. The reason you always have a partner, Cardok, is because you can't cut it on your own. Dark SAINT? What, you trying to get over Saint Joey by having another Saint in your life? I'd invite Joey to join us if it meant spitting in your damn face.

C5: What a bunch of losers. You couldn't ketchup and cut the mustard as a unit, so Cartwright, Freddie, and Chris Chaos turn on their two partners and leave them for dead. Or is it that you didn't want any more of the five of us inside Gangsta's Paradise? I pity you.

Jaydan: You're a piece of crap and you know it. I can't wait to get my hands on you and crush you for destroying EEW.

-Editted by EEW.com staff

Dear Herr Harli,

I agree with what you just said about Jaydan. I am going to be setting my sights on the EEW Championship soon, but I would also like to take Jaydan down.
-Editted by EEW.com staff

What's up, all? It's your boy the Snypa.

One year ago next month, this is where Atrocity and I- BY OURSELVES- became main-eventers when we lined up C4 like lambs to the slaughter and we beat their asses from go to woe.

But in less than one month, we make history again. In less than one month, we will reach a new path. Stay tuned to find out.

At last, the truth.

I know everyone wants to know why I did what I did last night at Barely Legal. Why I betrayed my former partner Atrocity Triple X.

It's like this: there were some words that got me thinking when I read one of Esoteric's Essays on Esoterrorism and when I watched Learn From the Druid. I have to thank Esoteric though I know how humble the Druid is.

You see, I watched a bunch of old videos the night of Gangsta's Paradise. Those videos were a Bloody Reich match against Cartwright and Casey Bennett during the chase for the tag team titles. We lost...because of Atrocity. I watched his match against Casey Bennett. He lost a shot at becoming the Estremo Champion, a title Casey Bennett held twice. Atro tapped out to a reverse armbar. A basic move he could've just scrambled to the ropes to break.

Then there was The Druid's Prophecy at One Night Stand. Though Shadow and his dog Animok shut me down...it was Atrocity who cost us the match when the Inquisition retained their tag team championships.

And afterward. When Esoteric was talking to Nobody Fresh. When he walked up to Atrocity. During that time, I noticed something. There was singles gold on my shoulder when I was getting bandaged up. There was nothing when I looked at my ex-partner. And he had just lost to Hangover. It was for the Estremo Championship. He had just lost to Johnathan Riker during his match for the X-Treme title one night later.

It seems that Esoteric was right. Atrocity is dead weight. But I came to realize it myself that despite our matches together...he was riding my coattails. My Television Championship reign, my sinister ideas that ended two careers and the most annoying collective unit of egos this industry has ever seen. It was me who beat C4 all at once. It was me who ended Diego Alva's career. It was me who destroyed Hitogoroshi. Everything that Bloody Reich made possible would not have been if it hadn't been for ME.

And it was me who scouted Pimp and Money and made them part of our little family.

But I know Atrocity's gonna have some thought of revenge for my betrayal, so I'll be waiting anytime and anywhere, Atro.

Dear Ex-Fan Club Member,

Your opinions matter none to me. No one's does. I thanked him for his help...or lack of...

Snypa

((I knew you were gonna comment! xd ))
Someone has to post comments, I must be the only one who can think of questions! xd
-Cartwright

Tonight is the night. The night I end Atrocity's career...Mind of the Nemesis...here it is.

But Atro, you had the nerve to spit your blood in my face? Don't worry, I'm going to shed it all over the ring. Maybe make the skies rain with blood when it's all said and done. Bloody Reich shall be put to rest once I rid EEW of you.