I'm not amused. The divorce cake seems like something a bunch of gRRlfriends get their "newly freed" sister.
rolleyes If you have such issues with men - don't get married. Hell, don't get married ANYway I've said it before: if you need to prove something with paper? How sad.
The leash one is okay provided there is an alternative with the woman on a leash as well. Oh no!
That wouldn't be appropriate?
Where's the S+M crowd when I need em?
[Admittedly that seems more like a guy's idea of a joke wedding topper but whatever I was on a roll]Ugh. I just brought the room down didn't I?
Here's some femmy rhetoric to get back in the swing of things