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 Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:18 am
Hello and welcome to John Cardok's first edition of The Rockin' Blog! Today, I will be discussing things taking place with and the Cardok-Saint Connection, and EEW. So, what to touch first? Oh, I know.
Did anyone see the way me and Dark Saint totally got on Bloody Reich's case? Man did we make those two wannabes p-ed off. They play rap and come out in military vehicles. Ummm...did I just prove the point in wannabes? All real gangsters dreams are to drive in those, listen to rap and do whatever they do. But, it was funny how they totally wigged out. I wave the dirty jersey bird and BAM! All hell breaks lose! It was really fun to lay them out for a little while though. You fans, not that I need your opinions, but...yeah we did leave the battle! There is next week, and watch next week! Seeing that EEW saw that whole problem between us they will most likely book us! Comeon, Dark Saint, and Cardok? What a better team to have a great, televised feud with Bloody Fake! I mean Bloody Reich! Haha!
Second up to the plate today is EEW! So, you probably all know about the X-Cup. As if we won't win! Also, even Bloody Fake, again, Bloody Reich, can come to the victory celebration. Anyway, apart from that things are going good there. We are all talking backstage and we didn't see any other teams talking. Can you say strength in numbers? Yeah, you can. I think we also have great team, I mean, your reading the new blog of one their wrestlers! Our leader Rhamm, seems to also know we are the best.
Last but not least is me describing the video that played recently of me and Dark Saint announcing why we are a team. Yeah, I was serious. We are very talented and yeah, a great team. I think we also proved we aren't joking with my recent show with Bloody Reich. We will get in your face and "talk" to you. If you don't like it, too bad for you. Just don't let us know! You might be the next one on Cardok's Rock Lounge. The situation will not favor you either. So take the beating we give you, because we say you deserve it!
So that ends today's edition of The Rockin' Blog! Be sure to read my next edition of the blog. I truly don't know when that will come, probably whenever I feel like posting it!
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:47 pm
Dear Herr Dummkopf,
Your judgment has been passed. Your sentence: guilty of war crimes against EEW and you will be punished for them...
Also, why do you align with Dark Saint? Is it because you're trying to get over Saint Joey?
Locked and Loaded
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:04 pm
Hello, it's me again with a recent update, seeing as how some fans that still think I'm doing something good, have sent me some fan mail and email. Now here is one I would like to answer. Quote: Dear Herr Dummkopf, Your judgment has been passed. Your sentence: guilty of war crimes against EEW and you will be punished for them... Also, why do you align with Dark Saint? Is it because you're trying to get over Saint Joey? Locked and Loaded What in the hell does that mean? Is that the german way of saying chinese dumpling? Anyway, lets keep going. What is this? A war crime? Only crime I'm guilty of is mass beatings of bloody fake! Ohhhh I got them again! About my alignment with Dark Saint...it's because he has talent. Something The Renegades lacked after the first group. Wait, no...Joey was the only one who had talent. Even though we have major issues, I respect him for what we went through in our rivalry and feud. Speaking of Saint Joey, this tag team has nothing to do with him. The Renegades are in the past. I've stated that already. Cardok looks at the bottom... Locked and Loaded? What is that? I'm done.
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:42 pm
It's Cardok back with another update! Today I will touch on recent events relating to the X-Cup!
Ok, first I'll start about the X-Cup battle royal! GWWF was the federation to pick up the first win in the 2008 Gaia X-Cup! I really don't care about that. First of all, its the first match! We could easily come back, as if we wont! Now, I'm going into the X-Cup fatal four way. I'll come back with another update after that. Anyway, EEW would also like to state that anybody that messes with us in any way, is gonna get layed out. Got a problem with that? Good, I didn't think so. Ok, I know this was short, but I believe my work today is done!
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:02 pm
Dear Cardok,
How well do you think Team EEW is working together, as it has such a mix of different personalities!
From
Drayton Banks
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:03 am
Cardok is back with more fan mail? Isn't it awesome how someone everyone thinks is going "bad" is getting fan mail? I guess some people are just wrong about me! OK, today we have Drayton Banks about team EEW, it reads, Quote: Dear Cardok, How well do you think Team EEW is working together, as it has such a mix of different personalities! From Drayton Banks Drayton Banks, team EEW seems to be working together very well. Were so strong we have to be attacked by other federations to try to be broken. But guess what? It didn't work! Yes your also right about the mix of personalities. For example, it seems Harli is a heavy drinker. Myself, I don't really drink. But we still form part of a team that really gets along. I'll also drink with him and anybody else on that team anyday. This definetly includes the victory celebration when we win! We also are very strong and have a great deal of respect for each other. We are all going into this cup together, so we have to win it that very same way. We have strength in numbers. I've stated this before and I'll do it again. When one of us is attacked, all of us are attacked. Watch your back every minute if you're involved in it. You never know when we'll come around looking for revenge. Going back to winning, you'll see when we win and have an EEW victory celebration right in the squared circle of EEW! Maybe we'll just invite the whole roster out to celebrate with us! Yes, this includes bloody reich, I mean bloody fake. Also, since Drayton Banks sent me this, he needs to watch his mail. Mr. Banks will be receiving a free Team EEW t-shirt and foam finger! That concludes today's edition of The Rockin' Blog!
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:22 am
I'm baaaaacckkk!
Wow! It's been ten days since my last post! I know you guys can't live any further without an update, so I'll try today. Bad thing is, no update yet on anything really. So maybe I'll just touch up on Saint and I. I know you all think we are the greatest, I said THE GREATEST tag team in EEW! So today we'll talk about...
Wait! Something just came to my mind.
BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!
But, what for you say? For Barely Legal! Bloody Reich verses none other then the Cardok-Saint Connection! Were gonna have ourselves a match for the ages! A match for the ages, of course that we will win! Then after that we, Saint and I, can maybe head for tag titles! What good is a great tag team without titles? Exactly! In order to prove your great you need gold!
Next subject is another that just hit me!
Mr. Heyman makes a big surprise announcement at Barely Legal!
Did Heyman impregnate one of the EEW vixens?
Did Van Dam and Heyman have an affair with a women and she is pregnant but doesn't know the babies daddy?
Is Heyman planning to hand over all the titles to John Cardok? I wish...but anything could happen!
Well, I think the top one is a great logical explanation but I don't know what the announcement is! I guess we will have to wait to see if it is Heyman's ugly baby!
Third subject today is the Cardok-Saint Connection. I'm going to talk about how we feel about the PPV match and Bloody Reich.
I think I speak for the both of us when I say we can't wait to get our hands on them at the PPV. There is going to be embarrassment for Bloody Reich! No matter what happens we can guarantee this. You will order or attend this PPV because you won't want to miss it! The death of Bloody Reich could soon be at hand!
Thats it for today, keep reading!
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:06 pm
Dear John,
You say the death of Bloody Reich is in your hands, that must be a pretty sweet feeling after they caused the death of your Renegades! Has this been a long time coming for you?
From
Jackie Smith
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:36 pm
Ok, today is your lucky day EEW fans! Two posts in one day! You guys have to feel like gold right now. Again, because of how great I am, I get fan mail! Jackie Smith writes, Quote: Dear John, You say the death of Bloody Reich is in your hands, that must be a pretty sweet feeling after they caused the death of your Renegades! Has this been a long time coming for you? From Jackie Smith Yeah, it does. But truth is I don't think it was Bloody Reich who split the renegades. It was their little friends The Inquistion who really did it. But, seeing as how Bloody Reich is aligned with them it is close enough for me! I'm sure they will gladly watch as their two closest allies get beat like dogs. You will surely hear Joey Styles yell "Oh My God!" as he usually does it im his lame, annoying, girl like voice of his. Thank god it won't be Mike Adamle though! Anyway, so to make a short story short and answer your question, it has been a long time coming. Now that I think about it, beating up their two closest allies is revenge to The Inquistion. Because they will have to watch it. It is also a very sweet feeling. Thank you Jackie, your mail has made me think.
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:37 am
Cardok back with another update!
Today its about the X-Cup! That's right, I have a shocking announcement about it! Also, we are on the count down to Barely Legal! We also have the reason why Saint never comments on my blog! Aren't you curious? Well here we go!
I was looking at the scoreboard on at the X-Cup, and it turns out, as of right now, EEW is in the LEAD! It's about time! Now it's time to bring the cup home! EEW diehards need to cheer EEW on now, even though I don't need it. But, it helps!
Barely Legal is almost here! Are you ready EEW!? I sure hope you are ready. The embarrassment I promised is right around the corner. I here tickets are running thin. So if you can't go, there is PPV. So watch it. We will have embarrassment and shock. Cardok-Saint Connection will be laughing all the way home.
Now to Dark Saint. I asked him maybe he should come and post something on this about what he thinks of recent EEW events as well as up and coming ones. His dark responses amaze me. What he said was,
"Cardok, in my life there is no room for such nonsense. I don't need fans...and I can't use a computer"
Well, who can blame him. We kill ourselves to get what is needed done and the fans...the fans...they turn on us! Past events have changed me to be this way and they don't respect that! If they don't, then I don't need their cheers!
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:51 pm
Dear John,
The X-Cup has been a amazing event and I can't wait for Barely Legal! What do you think Paul Heyman's special announcement will be about?
From
Kyle Parks
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:42 pm
Ok, as I normally do, when I get mail I answer it. Again I'll have two posts in one day. Kyle Parks asks Quote: Dear John, The X-Cup has been a amazing event and I can't wait for Barely Legal! What do you think Paul Heyman's special announcement will be about? From Kyle Parks Well Kyle, I'm glad you can't wait to see Barely Legal because it's going to be a great feeling when I take out the ghetto wannabes Bloody Fake. Heyman's special announcement. Well there are many explanations as to what it could be. I have some smart awnswers here. Heyman could be introducing a new title, or maybe unifying two titles. Heyman could be introducing a big new superstar, possibly a former big EEW star. Heyman may be saying he won't be taking any crap anymore in EEW and creating an enforcer group. I would also join that group to take out the trash in EEW. I also know Dark Saint would also approve. A very rare, yet a could happen event-Cardok is awarded all titles in EEW! I would also make Dark Saint my tag team champions partner. Heyman announces a new GM. This is rare, yet possible. Burn vs. Drown event. That to me would be cool. I know cool, I'm John Cardok! Maybe I could even get my hands on those horrible tag team champions The Inquisition! Be nice if it was for the titles. Well Kyle, that's about my great mind can think of right now! Hope I gave you some guidance. That's it for now ladies and gentlemen! Goodnight!
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:44 am
It's another update from your resident rocker Cardok!
Hello everybody and I'm back again! We've got some stuff to cover as always so I'll get on with telling you. I'm am writing this before my match against Bloody Reich. Heyman has just told everybody his announcement! That comes up later!
Ok, first order of the day, Cardok, myself, and Dark Saint have beaten Snypa and Atrocity individually on EEW Burn! I told you we would dominate. Now EEW faithful have no choice but to listen to me! Cardok and Dark Saint revolutionize EEW! Regardless if we beat them or not tonight, we still can individually defeat them. Get ready EEW, here comes the powerful force better known as The Cardok-Saint Connection.
Heyman has just made his announcement and superstars and fans alike are going nuts! I don't care though! He thinks his retirement from EEW is big! Yeah, in case you didn't catch that, Heyman's retirement is the news. I hear the superstars are trying to stop him, but whatever. Personally, he kind of made my EEW life living hell in the past. He backed that steroid freak Lashley and may have even been part of the reason why the original Renegades split. Now, I'm going to do this as sincerely as possible, but Heyman, from the bottom of my heart, no one cares that your retiring! Now go home and eat your retirement cake! Do us all a favor!
Now, I've gotta go get ready for my match. Dark Saint and I can't wait till you guys see what embarrassment I was talking about last week. I'll be back soon with another update.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:19 pm
Dear Cardok,
It was recently announced that your tag team match againsy Bloody Reich at Barely Legal 2008 will be a number one contenders match to the Tag Team Championships! Now that has got to give you even more incentive to win!
From
EEW.com Insider
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:44 am
EEW Insider has just contacted me! Quote: Dear Cardok, It was recently announced that your tag team match against Bloody Reich at Barely Legal 2008 will be a number one contenders match to the Tag Team Championships! Now that has got to give you even more incentive to win! From EEW.com Insider Me eyes are wide and I'm surprised by this recent announcement! Would sure be awesome to have my first title in EEW as well as Saint's. I'd also like to bring the tag titles back to Burn! I hear a possible Drown invasion coming soon. I really am pleased to hear this. I know the crowd and fans won't, but who cares! I've deserved a shot like this for a while, and Dark Saint could be doing this early in his career. This would also be a nice addition to being on the X-Cup Championship team!
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