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Which one is your favorite Crossover FanFic story?
The Computer with a View
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 50%  [ 8 ]
The Grench Who Saved the Boy-Who-Lived (Original)
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A Dragon in the Forever Rain (Original)
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Diversionary (Original)
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The Denarian Renegade
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Vampire Pretty
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Harry Potter and the Attack of the Clones
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Total Votes : 16


LadyHealingHands
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:04 am



CROSSOVERS!
July 2008 FanFiction Contest!


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Theme for July: Cross-Overs!
Theme for August: Alternate Universes
(see bottom of post for definitions)

Grand Prize for July Contest:
August 2008 Letter!


Rules
To make it clear, Crossover stories only accepted for July. Alternate Universe stories accepted in August!

This thread is for posting Crossover Stories.

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Your story must fit with the Gaia TOS and involve one or more characters from the Harry Potter universe.

Original stories that you wrote yourself as well as "found" fictions accepted! (Hint: Haven's Index sticky in the main Forum has links to some great Fan Fiction sites ).
Please don't have anything freakishly long.


1. Send 100 g entry fee in a trade to AccioFunds, Haven's mule.

2. Owl (PM) Accio Funds with the following information:
Your name
Name of Story
Which House you are in.


(You get 50g for your first post of the day in a Guild, so if you post in your Common Room, or in any of the Contests, or comment on a thread for two days, you'll have the entry fee).

3. Post your FanFic in this thread yourself after paying the entry fee.
Include:
Your name
The name of the FanFic.
Which House you are in.
Did you write it? If yes, put: Original Story.
If not put the author's name with a link to where you found it


You may write some comments before the story if you wish.

One entry per member per month.

5 points to you if you enter, with an additional 10 points if you win.

Keep in mind:
Spelling and grammar will count, so please spell-check and/or have someone beta read your story. Even if you didn't write it --please fix/correct spelling and grammar if the story needs it. Be sure to note that you edited the story, if you do so.

If you submit a story you wrote, say so. You get extra credit towards your score.

If you're submitting a story you didn't write ("Found FanFic"), be sure to give a link to where you found it, and the author's name, and the name of where you found it.

Keep everything PG-13. You are allowed to tweak a found fiction slightly, such as in an April 2008 found Fanfic when Lucius didn't know who Merlin was. It would be ok to leave that line out, or to put in that Lucius wondered how a Muggle knew about Merlin.


Grading Rubric:
4 Prefect Points (if a prefect enters the contest, s/he doesn't owl in a vote, but may enter in the poll!
4 House Head Points
5 Points to the Winner of the Popular Vote
2 Points if it's an Original Story (You wrote it)
-1 point for spelling, chatspeak or grammar errors.

15 Possible Points; in case of a tie, we will have a numbers draw.


Post the stories here in this thread, not just a link to where you found them. You can post pictures with them. Be sure to say where you found the picture, and name the artist or copyright holder if possible.


The Way it works:
First Week of the Month: The theme for the month is given; we accept entries for three weeks. We are accepting stories from July 1 through July 21th.
Week Two: Accept entries.
Week Three, etc. Accept entries; close at the end of week. Entries close 10 PM PST July 21. Voting begins July 21, ends August 6.

Last Week: Voting for the current theme commences; the next two or three themes are revealed. At the beginning of the next week, winners are announced and prizes are awarded.

Winner for the July FanFic contest will be announced between August 16 and 20th.


Theme for July: Cross-over
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Harry ----Frodo


Theme for August: Alternate Universe (AU)
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Definitions:

Crossovers:
Characters or settings from another book or movie interact with characters from the Harry Potter Universe. Frodo and the Fellowship visit the Burrow, Charlie Weasley finds himself with a whole wing of Dragonriders from Pern who went between and ended up in Romania, Indiana Jones talks to his dentist and ends up adventuring with Hermione, or Arthur is accidentally and temporarily beamed up by the Starship Enterprise.

Alternate Universe:
What if? Stories where something in canon Harry Potter is different: The Trio succeeds in becoming Animagi, or Helena Ravenclaw punches out the Bloody Baron and returns the tiara to her mother at Hogwarts, the fake MadEye fails to turn the Triwizard Cup into a Portkey, Draco gets sorted into Gryffindor. (These are not future stories, they are stories about canon, but with a key element in the plot changed).

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More on the Theme
Wikipedia:
[Excerpted] "An Alternative Universe fan fiction (also known as Alternate Universe or Alternate Reality), commonly abbreviated as AU, is a type or form of fan fiction in which canonical facts of setting or characterization in the universe being explored or written about are deliberately changed.

Commonly abbreviated AU, stories of this type are usually what-ifs, where possibilities arising from different circumstances or character decisions are explored. Unlike regular fan fiction, which generally remains within the boundaries of the canon set out by the author, alternative universe fiction writers like to explore the possibilities of pivotal changes made to characters' history,

A common mistake made by inexperienced fan fiction writers is to believe that writing an AU fan fiction means that the writer can acceptably and drastically alter the personalities of major characters; in fact, the point of AU fan fiction is that the characters' personalities remain as much the same as possible, and the only changes are those which would rationally be caused by the differences from canon.

Usually in AU it is one thing that changes, and the story goes on from there such as Ariana Dumbledore does not go out to play on the day she is attacked by muggle boys in canon, and thus does not lose control of her magic, altering the life of her brother, Albus Dumbledore, and eventually the entire world."

So Time travel could be AU, such as the Marauders coming forward IF they do one or more things that change canon, such as preventing the muggle boys from attacking Ariana Dumbledore.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:13 pm


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Winner of both the popular vote and 2 out of 4 Head of House Votes for
Fan Fiction of the month!

I'm in Gryffindor. Oh, I love this story!!! I wanted to stand up and cheer several times, and it's based on an idea that makes so much sense. I didn't write it, but I wish it had happened at Hogwarts! It's an X-men cross-over, and takes place during Book 6 and just after X-men 2 movie. Well, if you know and love the X-men I know you will enjoy it! And I think even if you don't know the X-men, you will still like the story. It's called...

The Room with a Computer
by Minisinoo
]http://www.thequidditchpitch.org/viewstory.php?sid=3151




The first time Hermione Granger heard the word "mutant," it was spoken by her parents in hushed tones after her magical powers had first manifested. She'd been 10. She hadn't really known what the word meant, but listening at the crack of her parents' bedroom door while her mother had cried and her father had tried to be encouraging, she'd gathered that being a mutant was a Bad Thing. Shortly after, Professor Dumbledore had appeared on her family's front doorstep to acquaint them with the Wizarding World. Later that same night, her father had said to her mother, "Better a witch than a mutant, I suppose. At least there's some history and tradition there, and a place for her to learn to control it."

The second time Hermione heard the word "mutant," it was in her fourth year at Hogwarts. A Hufflepuff girl had suddenly begun evincing a unique and apparently non-magical ability with stone and crystal. She could feel the presence of any type of rock and even alter it. At her touch, coal might become diamond with no need either for alchemy or centuries of geological pressure. "Mutie" was whispered in the hallways, along with "mudblood freak." The girl had disappeared in late October only to reappear in late January -- her special, geomorphic touch under control -- ready to continue her magical education. Hermione had never talked to her, and though normally, she'd have been fascinated by such a manifestation, she'd had other things on her mind that year: Harry and the Tri-Wizard Tournament -- not to mention Viktor Krum. By summer, the death of Cedric and the return of Voldemort had driven all recollection of a girl called Petra right out of Hermione's mind.

Until her sixth year, when she heard the word "mutant" for a third time.


"What do you mean I'm not allowed to take Muggle studies? I got an O in my OWLs!"

Miss Granger looked primly indignant, as if she might resort to stamping her foot in frustration --which amused Minerva McGonagall perhaps more than it should. "That's what he said, Miss Granger. I don't make the rules for another professor's class."

"But Professor Dumbledore . . . "

"-- will agree. It was Professor Dumbledore's idea to hire him on a temporary basis."

"But why can't I take the class?" the girl cried.

"Because, Miss Granger, you are muggle-born. Our new professor was very specific -- only students raised exclusively or almost exclusively in the Wizarding World may take the class -- are, in fact, required to take it up until sixth year, at Professor Dumbledore's insistence."

Her lips pursed, but she wasn't about to reveal to a student her own thoughts on the matter -- though she supposed that dealing with Hermione Granger wanting to take a class was somewhat better than Professor Snape, who had to deal with students desperately trying to get out of the same class. She hoped their new professor fully appreciated what he'd got himself into.


Scott Summers -- better known as Cyclops when wearing black leather -- hit the generator switch and held his breath. There was a brief stutter, then the lights all around the room went on. Real lights, not candles or lamps or torches or God knew what else they used in this archaic, cold-as-hell castle.

He'd been promised that this special room -- located high in a west tower -- had been spelled so as to shield out interference from magic. Otherwise, none of his equipment would work.

He snorted. Magic. Even if he'd seen spells performed with his very own eyes, he just couldn't quite bring himself to say the word without laughing, and it annoyed him that Xavier had sent him over here despite his own protests. "It'll be for just a few months," the professor had promised. "A chance for you to get some distance."

So he'd been offered up like a sacrificial lamb in exchange for spells set on the school to prevent another invasion like the one Stryker had mounted. While he might have been willing to do about anything to protect his students, he just couldn't take 'magic' seriously . . . even after meeting Albus Dumbledore. Yet, here he was in this drafty, old Scottish castle that had no electricity, phone, or cable lines, in order to teach a rather different sort of 'gifted' teenager.

Well, at least the generator worked, and that meant he could operate the rest of his equipment. He'd just sat down in front of his laptop (which required a satellite connection out here in the back of nowhere), when a sharp rap on the trapdoor to his classroom made him start. Rising, he strolled over to the door and lifted it, looking down the ladder into the face of a girl with bushy hair. "Hello?"

"Are you Professor Summers?"

"I'm Mr. Summers, yes." He didn't bother explaining that the title 'professor' was sacrosanct in his own mind, and belonged to Xavier.

"I need to speak with you, sir," she said, pulling herself up into the room, even though he hadn't invited her. Standing and brushing dust off her robes, she glanced around at the computer stations, movie posters, PSP stations, DVDs and iPods that he'd imported -- but not with wide-eyed ignorance. She'd clearly seen all these things before. "Professor McGonagall told me that you're not allowing anyone Muggle-born to sign up for your class. I've come to . . . well -- not to be rude -- but to lodge a formal protest." She gave a little nod of her chin, as if satisfied with that phrasing. He resisted smiling. She reminded him of a strange cross between Kitty Pryde and Jubilee.

Instead of giving her a direct answer, he pulled his cell phone off its belt holder and handed it over. Baffled, she took it. "What is that?" he asked.

"A cell phone," she told him. "But it won't work here. The magic at Hogwarts --"

"I've heard the lecture," he said, cutting her off. "But this phone won't work here because there are no cell towers anywhere close enough. Otherwise, in this room, it would." Then he crooked a finger at her and led her over to his laptop. "Turn it on," he ordered.

With a glance that told him she suspected his sanity, she bent over to open the top and hit the power button. When the blue lights came on and the screen lit up, she appeared startled, but said only, "It's on."

"Name the Beatle who was shot."

"John Lennon."

"Who're John Steed and Emma Peel?"

"I assume you mean the characters from The Avengers, not actual people?" Her expression was truly puzzled now.

"What does James Bond drink?"

She just blinked at him. "I've no idea. I detest James Bond films."

He grinned. "He drinks martinis; shaken, not stirred." And he crooked his finger again to cut off further questions, leading her over to his desk and pointing to a DVD there. "Seen that?"

"It's The Wizard of Oz; I'd have to have lived in a cave not to."

"Or lived in a different world -- like most of your classmates. You don't need to take my class. You can handle all this equipment already and know pop culture."

"That's what you're going to be teaching? How to turn on computers and, and" -- she waved at one of the posters on the wall -- "watch Star Wars?"

"That's right. I'm teaching technology and a crash course in Western pop culture."

She blinked, almost owlishly, and stared around the room at the desks with their plethora of equipment. "But why?"

"Because they're useful things to know."

She just blinked again. "But in the Wizarding World --"

"I'm not interested in the Wizarding World. I'm interested in teaching wizards and witches how to survive in my world if they somehow get stuck there. That means learning how to operate a phone, at the very least."

And that won an unexpectedly impish smile. "A friend of mind keeps calling it a 'fellytone' and shouts into it, as if it were a tin can on a string."

He answered her smile. "By the end of my class, he should be able to text-message you instead of yell." He tilted his head then. "You asked my name but didn't give me yours."

She shook back her bushy hair and held out a hand, almost formally. "Hermione Granger, sixth year and Gryffindor Prefect. A pleasure."

He shook the hand, "Glad to meet you, Hermione."

"You're a Muggle, right?"

"By your terms."

"You do realize you're quite the controversy right now, with students and parents? There was an article about it in The Daily Prophet. No Muggle has ever been hired to teach at Hogwarts in the school's entire history -- not even for Muggle Studies. How do you know about wizards? Is someone in your family . . . " She trailed off, jaw dropping.

While she'd chattered, Scott had pulled a quarter out of his pocket and tossed it into the air with one hand, while, with the other, he'd tilted his glasses down just a fraction so that a thin beam of red sliced out and through the center of the quarter, which he caught now and offered to her.

"I'm a mutant," he said. "In the current political climate, a lot of us are forced to hide our abilities, too."

The girl examined the quarter, holding it up to her eye to peer through at him. "That still doesn't explain how you know about wizards though."

He grinned. She was sharp. "My headmaster knows your headmaster."

"He's a wizard?"

"No. He's a telepath. It's hard to hide much of anything from Professor Xavier -- including supposedly concealed magical places. He met Professor Dumbledore when he was a student at Oxford back in the Forties right after the war -- stumbled over your world by accident." Or that was the story Xavier had told him when he'd first introduced the elderly man with the ZZ Top beard, Merlin hat, and funky robes, sitting in Xavier's study and sipping tea. Scott had simply blinked in surprise when the man had pulled out a stick, waved it in the air and another teacup had appeared right in front of Scott's nose.

"You're a telekinetic?" Scott had asked.

"No, Mr. Summers. I am a wizard."

He'd gaped (privately wondering when Xavier had begun entertaining psychotics), and Xavier had launched into his story of how and when he'd first met Albus Dumbledore, and been introduced to the existence of another group of specially gifted human beings who also had to hide their gifts from the general populace.

Now, the girl Hermione appeared unexpectedly curious. "What sorts of mutant powers are there?"

"Probably more than you can imagine. We're still running into mutations we've never seen before. But they come in two basic types -- physical and psionic, that is, changes to the body or to the mind. My mutation is physical. Professor Xavier's is psionic."

"And at the school you come from, all the students are mutants?"

"That's right."

"So why did you come here?"

And Scott blinked, mouth shutting with a snap and throat too tight to speak. It hit him that way sometimes, the grief -- as sharp as a blow, incapacitating, even after five months. He turned away and stared at his new desk, his hands shoved deep in his pockets. "An exchange," he said finally. "It's a long story, but it boils down to the fact my school was attacked -- trained black ops troops against teenage kids. Not exactly a fair match, even if the kids are mutants. They wanted to capture them."

There was little point in going into the whole mess with Cerebro and Stryker and his insane plot. "After the Blackout last spring, the number of hate crimes against mutants has gone through the roof, and my headmaster wants to be sure an attack doesn't happen again, so he called in a favor from your headmaster. Anyone who tries to invade the school now will face not just our security systems, but whatever your Professor Dumbledore set up." Scott turned back. The girl's eyes were wide.

"I'm afraid Professor Xavier didn't take well to my suggestion that we install razor wire and laser trip triggers," Scott went on. "He's afraid one of the students might accidentally get hurt. Whatever Dumbledore set up, it's apparently able to distinguish between mutants trying to sneak out after curfew and non-mutants trying to sneak in." He couldn't keep from snorting. "But I don't know that it'd do any good against a squadron of Apache helicopters and a full assault squad."

The girl's stunned expression turned sly. "You might be surprised," she said. Then, face serious, asked, "Did any of your students die? In the attack?"

His throat tightened again, and he couldn't answer for five heartbeats. "No. No students died."

She was watching his face. "Did anyone else die?"

He swallowed, unsure whether he should say anything. But if he didn't usually volunteer personal information, he'd never been an advocate of concealing the truth unless necessary -- at least not if he were asked point blank. "Yes."

"I'm sorry," she said with the kind of solemn seriousness that told him she'd said it before to someone who'd lost a friend or loved one. "Who?" He looked away, and she added, "Never mind. I'm prying. I'm rather bad about that sometimes --"

"My fiancée," he interrupted. "She sacrificed herself to save the rest of us." He wasn't about to go into all the mixed feelings he had about that; it wasn't anyone else's business, least of all a student's.

"She sounds very brave," Hermione said.

"Yes, she was."

Hermione turned and headed back to the trapdoor. "Thank you for seeing me, Professor Summers, even if I can't take your class." She paused with the door open and herself halfway out. "Good luck. And please let me know if you, er, need anyone who grew up a Muggle to help tutor. There are some of us around."

"I'll keep that in mind," he replied.

When she was gone, he collapsed in a wooden chair near one of the windows and stared out at the Black Lake whose waters reflected the setting sun. He should go down to dinner, but didn't especially want to. He had a hard time, these days, bearing company or crowds. The students would stare at him, he knew, and he didn't feel up to being stared at, so he stayed in the seat until long past sunset, his room a steady yellow with the glow of artificial light. At some point, he heard a noise behind him and turned, but there was no one there -- just a plate and bowl and glass. Apparently around here, if one didn't come to supper, supper came to him. Rising, he walked over to see what his unseen guest had delivered.





"There is still the matter of the Weasley twins' swamp in the fifth floor, east wing corridor -- " Severus was saying when the door to the staff room opened and all the instructors turned to look. The man standing there didn't appear to be much older than some of their students.

"I apologize," he said as he approached and seated himself in the remaining empty chair, laying out a yellow legal pad in front of him, and twisting open a mechanical pencil. "Tardiness isn't typical of me. I need a map of this place."

Severus was glaring -- perhaps at being interrupted, perhaps at the new teacher's inability to find his way to a meeting, or perhaps just because he was Severus, but Dumbledore merely smiled at the newcomer and nodded. "Welcome, Scott. I believe myself the only one here to have had the pleasure of meeting you in person" -- which was, Minerva thought, a gentle reprimand that their newest teacher hadn't bothered to attend either the Welcome banquet or last night's supper -- "may I present your new, if temporary, colleagues." And he went around the table, introducing everyone, starting with Minerva herself on his right. The Muggle didn't blink at any of them, even professors Flitwick with his tiny size, Hagrid with his height, Hooch with her cat pupils, or (most of all) Firenze. Minerva gave him mental points for that.

Once the rest of them had been introduced, Albus said, "And may I present Mr. Scott Summers, lately of Westchester, New York, where he taught mathematics and . . . 'shop,' I believe you called it?" Summers nodded. "I trust the rest of you will make Professor Summers feel welcome." Most of the staff nodded politely or offered smiles, though a few seemed a bit skeptical (Minerva suspected her own expression might place her in that category), and Snape openly sneered.

"As I was saying," he went on in that sepulchral voice, "we seem to have a swamp -- "

"It's barely a yard square," Flitwick interrupted, "up against the wall where no one's likely to step in it. The magic it took to generate, not to mention the service rendered" -- he grinned -- "deserves a little tribute."

"So you would encourage troublemakers, then? The departure of the Weasleys has already gained near apocryphal dimensions."

"For now," Dumbledore interrupted, "the swamp may stay. Shall we turn our attention to more pressing matters, such as coordinating our end-of-term exam timetables before the Christmas holidays? I trust all of you have brought your requests. We'll go around the table . . . "

Parchment rustled as timetables were withdrawn and smoothed out on the table. Summers just flipped pages, earning a few glances.

"I'll need the first, second, and third years for an afternoon," Summers said when the turn came around to him, "and fourth, fifth, and sixth years, for a 24-hour period -- not on the same day. I'll need transportation for the older kids to London -- a field trip. Does your school have buses?"

Dead silence met that. "Buses?" Madam Hooch asked. "You mean like the Knight Bus?"

And Madam Vector leaned forward to inquire, "Why are you taking our students to London?" She glanced at Dumbledore. "Is that safe -- right now? With You-Know-Who . . . ?"

"It's for their exam. I can't give it to them here. And trust me, they'll be watched over."

"Watched over? By Muggles?"

"By X-Men," Summers replied. "And this is a practical exam. I have to take them to London."

Before that could elicit more protest, Dumbledore said, "I'll see what can be arranged in the way of transportation, although --" he glanced down at the master timetable he was making -- "this field trip may require us to move your exams slightly ahead of the others by a few days?"

"Fine with me."

"Then let's move on."



"Wands out."

Ginny Weasley suppressed a start, but did as their new professor said, pulling her wand from her robes and wondering what on earth he wanted her to do with it. Wasn't he a Muggle? Certainly, he was dressed like one in street clothes, not proper robes. (And what on earth was that on his face? It appeared to be some bizarre, dark metal contraption with a single long slit in the front.) She traded a glance with Neville Longbottom -- one of the few older students to have signed up for Muggle Studies voluntarily. She suspected that he, like her father, harbored a bit of a fancy for them.

Picking up a can from his desk, their teacher began to circle the room. Unlike most classrooms at Hogwarts, this one had tables around its circumference with . . . stuff on them. She was pretty sure that was a computer in front of her, given what she'd learned from Dean. Now, holding out the can to the four at the first table, their professor said, "Please deposit your wands in here. You can collect them at the end of class."

The four students appeared surprised, but did as instructed, and he moved on, collecting wands, and speaking as he went. "My name is Scott Summers, and while I know it's customary at Hogwarts to refer to your teachers as 'professor,' where I come from, that title's usually reserved for college-level instructors, so 'Mr. Summers' will do for me. You'll find that I'm hard, but fair, and I don't play favorites when it comes to grading. You'll get the grade that reflects your industry."

"'Industry?' Demelza Robins whispered from across the table, "What does he mean 'industry'? Who talks like that -- 'industry'?"

"He means if you work, you'll get an O," Ginny replied, sighing.

"I know," Summers continued now, "that about half of you -- maybe more -- don't want to be here, and don't see the point. You live in the Wizarding World, so why learn to use a computer or a cell phone? Hopefully, by Christmas break, you'll have decided that learning to work a computer is pretty easy, and worth your time."

He'd reached a table full of Slytherins now. All four were slouched in their seats, arms crossed, wands not held out to go in the jar. He stopped in front of them, can still outstretched. "Your wands, gentlemen."

"Didn't anyone tell you, Muggle, that you don't try to take a wizard's wand?" Adrian Pucey asked. His chin was up and he wore a snide expression that came near-perfect to copying Draco Malfoy, his hero. Ginny wasn't impressed; Pucey was a follower who wanted to be a leader.

Summers didn't look impressed, either -- or worried. Ginny could see his expression side-on from where she was sitting. "I have special permission," he told Pucey. "If you don't like the rule, take it up with Professor Dumbledore."

"Ooo!" said the kids at that table and the one behind, adding a few hisses. "Why don't you try taking it?" Pucey taunted Summers.

Ginny glanced at Demelza and rolled her eyes -- but she had to admit, someone had been bound to challenge Summers eventually. He just continued to smile, can held out. "Last chance to play nice," he warned.

"You have got to be kidding me," Pucey replied.

"I was afraid you'd say that. Dumbledore warned me it might come to this."

Turning, he walked back to his desk, where he set down the can. Assuming victory, the Slytherins laughed and clapped, and Pucey actually stood up, wand drawn and raised. Ginny (among others) gasped. He wouldn't actually attack a teacher, even a Muggle teacher, would he?

Summers turned so fast, Ginny barely credited it. His hand rose to the side of his head and a red light arced out from the front of that odd face-screen, catching Pucey's wand and knocking it from his grasp. "Ow!" Pucey shouted, shocked and frightened at once.

"Now what are you going to do?" Summers asked him, calmly. Abruptly two more boys from the table leapt up . . . and the scene just repeated itself. Two more rapid blasts of red, like automatic fire, and their wands went flying, too.

No one else stood, and the students who still had wands hastily tossed them on the table, whether Slytherin or not.

"Now, I ask again, Mr. . . ." he raised his eyebrows at Pucey in query.

"Pucey. Adrian Pucey."

"Well, Adrian Pucey, you have no wand. What are you going to do next?"

Pucey's mouth dropped open a little as Summers advanced on him, hand still at the metal contraption on his face. If Ginny had initially been gleeful to see Pucey put in his place, now she was starting to worry. Summers looked . . . menacing. When he reached Pucey, he abruptly grabbed the boy by one arm and spun him around, twisting the arm up behind Pucey's back and bracing his other across Pucey's neck in a choke hold. Students gasped and a few glanced towards the door, apparently weighing the possibility of escape while their lunatic Muggle professor was busy with Pucey.

But from where she was sitting, Ginny could see that he wasn't holding Pucey that tightly; there was sunlight between their bodies. She relaxed back into her seat.

"Now," Summers said again, "What are you going to do?"

"I . . . I . . . if I were a real wizard, you wouldn't have had a chance!"

"Maybe. Maybe not. I'm a pretty quick shot. But you're a fifteen-year-old boy without his wand and I'm your almost-thirty-year-old attacker. If this were a back alley of London instead of a Hogwarts classroom, would you know what to do next?"

It was starting to dawn on the rest of the students that Pucey wasn't in any real danger, and Pucey's face flushed from scared white to humiliated red as he twisted in Summers' grip, trying to kick backwards. Summers just turned sideways a bit and yanked him more tightly. "That's not going to get you far. Now, let me tell you what you should do -- and everyone listen. This is your first lesson in Muggle realities. First, you start shouting, got it? At least if there's anyone else around. Even if your attacker says he has a knife or gun and will kill you if you don't go quietly, that doesn't matter. Scream anyway. You may still wind up shot or stabbed, but the noise and the fear of being caught will upset him and possibly throw off his aim. You're likely to survive it. But the chances of you surviving if you do go with him are very low.

"Second, if you're not trained in martial arts throws -- and you're not -- instead of attempting to strike his body, which just puts you off balance -- step on his foot. Especially if you're female and happen to be wearing heels. Come down hard on the foot, and start yelling at the same time. The combination of pain and surprise will confuse him and, hopefully, give you a chance to get away. If you do get free, run like hell. Do not try to play macho and pull your wand. You're not James Bond."

"There's a lot of 'maybes' in there," said one student at the same time another asked, "Who's James Bond?"

Summers let Pucey go. "Boy, do we need to do some pop culture education. And as for the comment about maybes -- life offers few certainties beyond death and taxes, just bets that are better or worse. Life's a crap-shoot."

Sitting down, Pucey appeared nonplussed, and angry, but the rest of the class (even some of the Slytherins) seemed a bit more respectful as Summers walked back to the desk. Picking up the can again, he returned to collecting wands -- and no one opposed him now. Demelza Robins even hopped up from her seat to fetch the three that had been blasted across the room. When Summers was done, he set the full can on his desk. "Every time you come into my classroom, I'll expect you to come up to the desk and deposit your wand in this can. As you leave, you can retrieve them. Oh -- and by the way, the wands wouldn't do you any good even if you did keep them." He grinned at the table of resistant Slytherins. "The room's been spelled so that magic doesn't work here -- which is why my generator and machines do. So you could have waved your wands till the cows came home and it wouldn't have mattered."

"So why did you do . . . that?" Neville asked, then blushed at having drawn attention to himself.

"To prove a point. Without your wands, you're virtually helpless. I know all about that." He touched the contraption on his face. "You need to learn how to function, and maybe even fight, without the wands. Just like I had to learn Braille, and how to live blind, because without the visor, I have two choices -- shut my eyes and get by without sight, or leave them open and destroy everything in the path of the beams. Shutting them usually seems like the better idea. So -- "

"Pardon me?" Ginny raised her hand, a little tentatively.

He stopped in mid-sentence and nodded to her. "Yes? And you are?"

"Ginny Weasley. But what -- exactly -- are those things you shoot out of your face?"

"They're called optic blasts. At full power, they pack the equivalent of ten tons of TNT." Even Ginny knew what TNT was, and sucked in her breath, impressed. "In short, I could level this entire castle in five minutes or less. There's a reason I keep the visor on." He tapped the black metal across his eyes.

"But my main point is that living with the visor 24-7, I'm all too aware of the vulnerability inherent in depending on an external aid. You're dependent on your wands -- maybe a little too dependent. I think wizards tend to assume that if they're stranded outside the Wizarding World, all they need is their wand to be rescued. Maybe so. But what if you don't have your wand?"

He straightened from where he'd been leaning back against his desk. "I'm here to teach you how to get by in my world without a wand. I'll also teach you some basic awareness of Muggle culture, so you can go out in public wearing clothes that were actually meant to be worn together instead of pajama bottoms, a raincoat, and a lime-green bowler hat."

There were a few giggles at the glancing reference to Ex-Minister Fudge's famous hat.

"Now that the little pissing contest is over and I've proved to you that I'm not helpless" -- which brought more giggles -- "let's get to work. Your very first lesson for today is simple recognition . . ." And class began.



Hermione was in the library, studying on Friday afternoon -- her mind on Ron's Quiddich tryout -- when Ginny found her, slipping into the seat next to hers at the table. She slid a piece of paper across. And it was paper, not parchment, Hermione noticed. Unfolding it, she read the note, penned in a neat, square script:
If your offer to tutor still stands, come up to my classroom Tuesday after supper, and bring 1-3 other students with you who'll know what to do with a computer.
--Mr. Summers



So Hermione tagged Terry Boot and Anthony Goldstein of Ravenclaw, as Ravenclaws seemed to like Summers, and these two had been in the D.A. Anthony was a half-blood, but his parents had stayed together and were living in the Muggle world, so he knew as much about it all as Muggle-born Terry did. Given what Summers had told her about himself, and playing a hunch, she also specifically invited Harry -- who proved unexpectedly reluctant. "I may know what that stuff is," he told her, "but my aunt and uncle wouldn't let me touch most of it at their house. I'd likely need tutoring myself. Besides, I've got Quidditch practice. Find somebody else."

Hermione tsked. "Don't be ridiculous. At this point, if you can tell the difference between the telly and a computer monitor, you're ahead of some of them." That wasn't strictly true, but she had ulterior motives, and pestered him until he finally gave in. The following Tuesday evening, after supper, she led Terry, Anthony and Harry upstairs to meet with Summers. When they saw the room full of electronic toys, they oohed and ahhed and spread out to look things over while Summers watched, fists on hips, and Hermione introduced each of them. When she got to Harry, Summers said, "So you're Harry Potter."

Hermione could see Harry brace himself for the usual reaction, but Summers just said, "Hermione tells me you're a good friend of hers. And pretty decent at flying a broom."

Harry blinked in surprise as he shook Summers' hand. "Uh, yeah, well, I captain the Gryffindor Quidditch team. Do you know what Quidditch is?"

"It's been explained to me -- briefly. Sounds complicated, and dangerous."

Harry shrugged. "I like it. The flying."

"I like flying, too."

"You can fly?" Hermione asked, surprised. "Your mutation lets you fly?"

Hands in pockets, Summers grinned. "My best friend has a pair of sixteen-foot wings." That got wows from the boys. "And another teacher at Xavier's can manipulate air currents to lift her up. She doesn't exactly fly, but she can get around in the air. Me -- I have to use a plane."

"You're a pilot?" Terry sounded impressed.

"A flyboy from a family of them, yep. Hydraulic fluid runs in our veins. My father was a test pilot in the air force." Summers said this with evident pride, the same way Harry often talked about James Potter.

"Are you in the air force?" Terry asked.

Summers shook his head. "No. They don't take mutants -- not declared ones, anyway. My mutation is a matter of public record. I'm just a high school teacher."

"Is your dad upset about that?"

"My dad's dead," Summer replied. That got shocked looks from Terry and Anthony, and a surprised glance from Harry. Summers just shook his head, lifting a hand. "It's okay -- happened a long time ago. Plane accident. I was only eight; I barely remember it." But Hermione thought he was lying -- and Harry had narrowed his eyes as if skeptical, too.

"Are you going to come see us play?" Harry asked, to change the subject. "We just finished tryouts, and our first game is in October, against Slytherin. I'll loan you a Gryffindor scarf." He grinned.

Summers snorted. "I've gathered there's a little House rivalry around here."

"A bit," Harry agreed. "But Slytherin's in a special category."

"They're the ones who gave you trouble in your first class," Hermione explained. "Adrian Pucey is from Slytherin. They don't like Muggles much -- or Muggle-born wizards. Well, some of them." She was thinking of Professor Slughorn, who didn't seem to share the distaste for Muggles. She wasn't too sure what to make of Slughorn, actually.

Summers had dragged over a stool and now sat down on it, hands gripped loosely between his knees. "There always have been and always will be people who have to build themselves up by tearing down others, no matter who the others are -- Muggles, mutants, blacks, gays, Jews, gypsies, Indians. Take your pick."

"Why?" Harry blurted out. "I've always wondered about that, you know? It's not like it makes any sense. My uncle and aunt are like that, bloody prejudiced."

"Fear," Summers replied. "Or at least, that's my theory. They're afraid of some perceived power the other group has that they don't, or afraid of differences generally. Humans are pack animals by nature, and seek belonging, but it's always seemed to me that some find differences interesting -- people who have enough belief in themselves not to feel threatened. Others are frightened by anything not like them, and see differences as somehow potentially dangerous."

Harry was nodding, as if that confirmed something he thought, too, and Hermione said, "People are afraid of mutants for their powers. They think mutants are dangerous. That's also why people once persecuted witches and wizards. We seemed threatening, and not just religiously."

"Exactly," Summers agreed. "The fear needn't be irrational. Some mutants have hurt others -- either deliberately or by accident when their powers manifested. But a criminal with a gun is just as deadly, or a criminal with a wand. As I understand it, there are wizarding laws, and wizard police who pursue and arrest magical wrong-doers -- "

"Aurors," Harry broke in. "Dark-wizard catchers."

"Having power of any kind brings with it -- I think -- a certain responsibility. Whether that power is magic or something you get from your DNA -- or wealth or special talent or extra intelligence . . . whatever it is, it brings responsibility. We may not ask for it, but that doesn't absolve us. I realize not everyone would agree, but then, I also tend to think we have a certain responsibility to each other as members of the human race, and to the rest of the planet, since we live here."

He shot Hermione a grin. "That's my philosophy degree showing, I guess. It's a common belief in various world religions and philosophies. Taoists say, 'Heaven and earth and I live together, and all things and I are one.' And American Indians believe we're all relatives -- human, animal and plant, and even the earth itself. That notion works against group superiority. Martin Luther King said that what's important about a man isn't his skin color or the texture of his hair, but 'the texture and quality of his soul.' I think we could add magical ability or the X-gene to the list of things that don't matter. It's the texture and quality of our souls that make us who we are."

"Our choices," Harry said. "Dumbledore told me that once -- it's not what we can do, but the choices we make."

"Exactly right."



Note from Diana: This is just the beginning of the story, but I stopped out a place that seemed right. Meanwhile, I also had to cut some good stuff out so the story didn't run overlong or go over Gaia's posts character limit. At one point it did! There were some scenes it killed me to have to leave out. The full FanFic is actually 4 chapters long. So I hope you go on to read the original and the rest of the story. You can use the link at the top to go there. Anyway I hope you love it as much as I do! Here's the teaser for the story:

Hogwarts has a new professor of Muggle studies -- who happens to be a Muggle. Minerva McGonagall is skeptical, Hermione is curious, Ron is jealous, Ginny is impressed, and Harry has questions. Arthur Weasley finally gets a plane ride. Post X2/Book 6, c 24,500 words
Here's the link again to the complete story: http://www.thequidditchpitch.org/viewstory.php?sid=3151

Diana Tregarde


Serenity Silvia Malfoy

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:30 pm


Author: Serenity Silvia Malfoy
Title: The Grench Who Saved the Boy-Who-Lived
House: Slytherin

Original story



The Grench Who Saved the Boy-Who-Lived

It’d been a particularly annoying night in London. It wasn’t too hot, but it wasn’t too cold either, though with his attire, Harry felt as if the heat from the Summer had remained even through the early days of May. His jet-black hair was long, hiding his scar as he walked. The too-big sweatshirt over his torso and baggy pants hid the scars and bruises that were all over his body. He wore a dark pink/red sweater with a particularly worn out pair of jeans that were far too big for him and completely full of holes.

Dudely Dursley mucked about in his usual manner. He bullied with his friends, kicked and harassed a poor little animal and seven year old Harry Potter was decidedly staying away from that particular area. No, it wasn’t that he wasn’t compassionate, because he was, really he was. The thing is though, that this particular Dursley weighed so much more than him—how much, Harry couldn’t quite figure out— that he’d really rather not have the wrath of his Uncle’s favorite charge aimed at him. It would result in another bruising and ugly words being flung at him, again. That, he didn’t need, thank you very much. So Harry did what he usually did in circumstances like these. He turned his back on Dudely and began to walk the opposite direction ignoring the painfully howling animal that was in his own right to attack Dudely.

The creature was a small thing, Harry saw from the corner of his eyes. Four boys, plus Dudely were around it, but Harry saw the thing quite clearly. It was small, as stated before. It would about the size of his legs, Harry gathered, if it would only stop curling in that small little ball of his. The fur was dark, stripes were around it and Harry heard the whimpers of the poor thing and it was all he could do to keep from turning back and punching (and missing, resulting only in getting himself attacked by the gang) Dudely in the chin, or at least the boy’s neck.

Jaw clenched together, hands pulsing with each time his very sharp nails dug into his skin, the young seven year old continued to walk. His head down, his eyes lowered and face scrunched up with concentration, Harry let his feet take him where they pleased. Apparently, they took him knocking straight into the face—or rather, legs of a big gruff man with odd looking hair. The dark navy blue strings that clumped together looked more like horns, rather than actual hair. He looked down at Harry with a peculiarly mean sneer as he cocked an eyebrow at the seven year old. The man, Harry saw as he strained his neck, leaning it back as he looked up at the human, was extremely tall. Almost as tall, the boy exaggerated in his mind, as the nest of forest tree’s he’d gotten lost in when Uncle Vernon had tried to abandon him in a few nights ago.

“What can I do f’er ya, kid?” The man spoke in an American accent, wore a nifty hat that kept the shade around Harry’s area. The young wizard blinked up at him. Then he squeaked and started to run but was caught by the man.

“Wait,” growled the blue-haired, scary-looking, tall man who could easily hurt him, Harry knew, if he wished it. The boy whimpered, looking up at the man with small, frightened eyes. “You smell different.”

Harry remained quiet, not quite sure what the man wanted from him.

The man sighed, rubbed his thumb against his nose, and flicked the toothpick with his tongue. “C’mon kid, Xavier wants to meet ya.”

Harry blinked, cocking his head to the side as he looked at the man. “Huh?” he said, his voice still very small like a mouse. The next thing that happened, made Harry quite certain that he was going mad because certainly, sane people do not go around hearing voices in their heads, telling them about a school for gifted kids, and that he, in fact, was one of those gifted kids. Still, Harry was inclined to listen to the voice, because it told him that it would take him away from his Aunt and Uncle and annoying cousin who was currently bored now that the kitten he’d been beating on was no longer moving.

“Come on kid, I’ll buy ya somethin’ to eat. You can ask your questions on the way.”

Harry grinned up at him, letting the man take his hand. “What’s your name?” he asked, innocently as he clung to the Mr. Who-he-had-no-name-for.

The man cocked an eyebrow at him as he began walking, still holding Harry’s hand. “The names Logan.”
PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:26 pm


Name: Paraphernalia_101
Fanfic: Masks and Shadows
House: Ravenclaw
Author: Kilerkki
Link:Masks and Shadows

A/N: This is one of my favorite crossovers, I realize its long but its good. Its the first chapter of the series.


Masks and Shadows

Chapter One: In Which Tsunade Meets An Owl And Naruto Learns English

There were few things about being Hokage that Tsunade truly enjoyed. Getting late-night important messages full of information that could possibly spell her village’s doom was not among those few things.

But it seemed to happen a freakishly large amount of the time.

Blinking blurry eyes, head lolling forward just a teensy bit, Tsunade poured over the document that had, strangely enough, arrived with an owl. And an ANBU. Last she knew, none of her ninja used owls as animal companions, and from the way the tiger-masked ANBU glared at the bird, she was quite sure they weren’t a pair.

Sighing, she dismissed the ANBU and opened the letter. One thin eyebrow arched incredulously as she read the header.

Tsunade-san, Godaime Hokage, Legendary Sannin

Hokage’s Tower, Konohagakure no Sato

23 August 1996

Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

She gave the header an once-over, decided she really didn’t want to know at 4 am, and continued to read the rest of the (thank the gods!) short letter.

My dear Hokage,

I’m sorry to hear about the loss of your predecessor. He was a very good man, and someone I’d had a few contacts with. My condolences, and my best wishes for you in your new role.

I realize how strange such a message must seem, coming from a stranger like me. However, something has recently come to my attention which I feel may impact your village. An attempted burglary at the school has not only left us with grave concerns about the safety of the students during the coming year, but has also provided us with information of a possible greater threat. It seems that, somewhere in my school, a strange beast was once imprisoned. It is possible that our enemies are attempting to gain control of this beast; fortunately they seem to know as little as we do about the creature. I must admit that my memory is not what it once was, but I do remember your predecessor, as well as a certain other Sannin, speaking of your village’s dealings with a strange and powerful beast. From what little information I have been able to gather, it seems as though they might be related.

If possible, I would like to hire a team of your finest to aid in the protection of my students and the discovery of what exactly is imprisoned within my school. I am willing to pay whatever price you may demand, and I trust in your wise judgment of such matters. A trip to England will naturally prove difficult for you, so I have taken the liberty of making the arrangements myself. The details of the trip are enclosed.

I earnestly solicit your help in this matter, and extend my own hand to aid you in whatever manner I can return the favor.

Sincerely,

Albus Dumbledore

Headmaster, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Tsunade read the letter over twice more. She hesitated, stood, and opened her vast liquor cabinet.

It was going to be a long night.

-

The Hokage’s summons came early in the morning, half an hour after Naruto finally dragged himself out of bed and stumbled down the street to Ichiraku Ramen. He could easily have slept for another sixteen hours—he needed to sleep for another sixteen hours!—but his stomach had wrapped around his backbone and seemed to be trying to digest itself, and he was out of instant ramen.

“Tough mission?” the woman at the ramen stand asked sympathetically as she handed him his fifth bowl. Naruto nodded, swallowed half the noodles in one gulp, and devoured another load of his name-sake fishcakes before replying.

“Three days of nonstop—mph!—running n’ fighting. Haven’t eaten an’thing but soldier pills since the mission started.” He tipped the bowl to drain the broth and set it back down with a clunk. “Pork, please!”

Ayame hid a grin as she turned to prepare the sixth bowl. When she turned back, though, her eyes went over his shoulder before they flitted to his face. “Sorry, Naruto,” she said. “Looks like you won’t have time to enjoy this one.”

Naruto twisted on his stool and glowered at the chuunin runner entering the bar behind him. “What does Tsunade-baachan want now?”

The runner shrugged, handed him a folded note, and took off again to deliver his next summons. Naruto grumbled under his breath as he unfolded the paper. “Hinata already turned in our mission report, she can’t possibly—ah, crap. In uniform and everything.” He shoved the note back into one of the pockets of his battered jounin vest and flashed Ayame a brilliant grin. “I’ve got time for two more bowls if I hurry. Miso ramen next, please!”

“Should you eat so much if you’ve got another mission coming up?” Ayame asked doubtfully, but she was already preparing the seventh bowl.

“’know what ‘m doin’,” Naruto muttered indistinctly through a mouthful of ramen. “Fastest way to ‘plenish chakra.”

It was chakra he was going to need if Tsunade had another mission for him already. The injuries he’d taken in the last seventy-two hours had already healed, thanks to his demonic tenant, but the unnaturally accelerated healing was a huge drain on his energy reserves. Even after five and a half—no, six—bowls of ramen he was still ravenously hungry. He’d have to snag some of the energy bars they kept in the locker room. They tasted like mud-coated old leather, but they were nearly as effective as soldier pills, and they did a better job of filling the stomach.

He wolfed down the seventh bowl in record time, paid for his meal, and pushed away from the counter just far enough for the translocation jutsu. He really didn’t feel like running all the way to ANBU headquarters.

-

Shikamaru was already in the locker room when Naruto arrived in a cloud of smoke and swear words. “Trust Tsunade-baachan to call us in just after we get back,” he muttered darkly, stalking to his locker and canceling the seals that locked it. “We should be in bed now.”

“The note said it was important,” Shikamaru said mildly, tightening the straps on his right arm-shield. He wasn’t too pleased with the Hokage either—he’d barely gotten to sleep when the summons had arrived, yanking him away from an entirely too pleasant dream of a certain blonde kunoichi. Trouble was, now he couldn’t remember which one it had been.

Naruto tugged his black bodysuit and silvery armor out of his locker, dumped them on the bench, and stripped out of his wrinkled jounin uniform. The bloody slash he’d been sporting across his muscled bicep when they’d returned to Konohagakure the night before had already faded to a thin white line. Shikamaru glanced away. Naruto’s ‘tenant’ was something he’d figured out years ago, long before Naruto had decided that it was his duty to tell his ANBU captain and comrades about the demon sealed inside him, but it was still something only rarely and reluctantly acknowledged.

“You ready?” he asked after a moment. He looked up from adjusting his shin-guards in time to see Naruto wriggling into his silvery-grey armored vest. Leg bindings took only a moment more, wrapped with the ease and speed of long practice. Shikamaru pulled his porcelain mask out of his locker as Naruto scrambled into the rest of his armor, his shaggy blond hair bobbing with every movement.

By the time Shikamaru had finished fitting the stylized deer-head mask to his face, Naruto was bundling his jounin uniform back into the locker and pulling out his own toad-face mask. “Ready,” Naruto confirmed at last, checking the binding of the shuriken holster at his thigh. He slammed the locker shut with a sandaled heel and headed out, still muttering. “Dunno what she’s thinking…swear I’m gonna give that old hag a piece of my mind…”

Shikamaru trailed after him, wondering for the five thousandth time what he’d done to deserve Naruto, the Hokage, missions, and the volatile combination of all three. “How troublesome,” he muttered.

If he’d known how much more troublesome things were about to get, he would have wedged himself into one of the lockers and never come out.

-

The ANBU Falcon and Mouse were already standing straight and still in front of Tsunade’s desk when Toad and Deer slipped through the door. Neither of the first two ANBU turned to acknowledge them, although Mouse’s head tilted slightly to the left in a mute welcome. Tsunade suppressed a smirk.

“Good morning,” she said, leaning forward with her elbows planted on her desk. The ANBU ducked their heads in greeting. Naruto’s bright blond hair shone almost blindingly in the sunlight that lanced in through the window. Tsunade narrowed her eyes to slits and took a long gulp from the mug of tea on the corner of her desk. He hadn’t exploded yet at being dragged in here so soon after returning from his last mission. A sign of growing maturity?

Or had he simply fallen asleep on his feet?

“Relax,” she said, because although she derived secret pleasure from seeing them lined up smart and spiffy in front of her, she wasn’t that cruel. “This is going to take a while. I’m sure you’ve already figured out that I’ve called you here for a new mission,” she added.

“And that is…?” Shikamaru asked, pulling off his Deer mask and plopping into one of the two chairs drawn up to face her desk. Naruto moved to take the other, but Neji shot him a hard glance as he removed the Falcon mask. Naruto curled his lip at Neji and waved Mouse-masked Hinata into the chair instead.

“This,” Tsunade said, passing Shikamaru the letter. The young man read it over, a raised eyebrow his only reaction, before passing it on to Neji, who showed even less emotion. Hinata bit her bottom lip and scanned it twice, then gave it to Naruto. The blond ANBU, naturally, had the most to say.

“The hell is this! You’re sending us to England?”

“Not so loud please, Naruto,” Tsunade said sweetly, “because my hangover hates you right now.” He nodded grudgingly and handed the letter back. Two years ago he would have upped the volume even more, which said volumes for his increased experience in that time. He was still underage at nineteen, but, well, he’d trained under Jiraiya. What could you expect?

“So you believe what that man wrote?” Neji asked, lean face as impassive as any ANBU mask. “You’ll send us to another country on the word of some foreign old man—”

“Of course she will,” a new voice broke in, and the four young adults spun as Tsunade sighed. Jiraiya stood in the doorway, arms folded across his chest and face plastered with a knowing smirk.

“Ero-sennin!”

“Well, now,” the Legendary Sannin said, pushing away from the doorway and heading into the room. “You’ve grown a lot, Naruto.” He pulled something out of his shirt and tossed it to the blond. “My newest book. Thought you might enjoy it.”

“Jiraiya,” Tsunade cut in, tapping her fingers on the desk. “Now is not the time.” She sighed at the man’s grin. “Just explain to them, please.”

The white-haired Sannin nodded and booted Shikamaru from his seat, lounging down himself. “I happen to know that ‘foreign old man,’ as you so nicely put it.” His smile broadened at the looks on their faces. “You meet some interesting people when you travel around doing research,” he continued. “And I happened to meet him a while ago. ‘S’how the Sandaime met him. Anywho,” he scratched his nose, “he’s strange and kooky, but you can believe what he wrote.”

“You’re asking us to trust someone we’ve never met.” Neji’s voice was cool, as always, but there was a hint of disdain.

Jiraiya burst out laughing. “Hell no, boy. I said you can believe him, I didn’t say trust him. There’s a difference,” he added, winking, and Tsunade felt a tinge of malicious glee to see Neji’s cheeks turn just the slightest bit pink.

“Still,” Hinata cut in, her voice quiet but strong, “it is very far away. And,” she paused and looked at the boys, then back to Tsunade. “How long would we be gone for?”

“Until you find the beast and have Jiraiya check it out.”

“Eh?” Naruto cut in, slapping his hands down on her desk. “Ero-sennin is coming too!”

Tsunade nodded. “He’s the best of the two of us with seals, and I can’t exactly leave my post now, can I? This Dumbledore person mentioned an imprisoned—or sealed—beast, and we aren’t taking any risks.”

“You think it’s a tailed demon,” Shikamaru said, eyeing Tsunade. “That’s the only reason you would send a team of ANBU so far away based on such a request.”

“A bijuu?” Naruto asked, leaning forward so he was staring right at Tsunade. “There’s a bijuu there?”

“There’s the possibility of a bijuu there,” she corrected, shoving Naruto away from her. “And yes, that’s why you’re going. He may want you to protect his students, but your main mission is to find this sealed beast and bring it back here. Until you do so, you are staying in England and you’re going to like it.

“Now,” she continued, rubbing her hands together and eyeing the four ninja, “by a show of hands, who knows English?”

Three hands made their tentative way in the air. Naruto just looked confused.

“Only three of you,” Tsunade said, fighting to urge to rub her temples. Naturally.

“Hey, that wasn’t something we needed to know in the Academy!” Naruto protested, folding his arms over his chest as he turned to face the other three. “Why d’you guys know it?”

“I had to learn other languages for diplomatic purposes,” Hinata answered, blushing a bit as Naruto’s gaze locked on her. “I’m not completely fluent, but I can hold a conversation, if I have to.”

“That makes sense,” Tsunade nodded. “Your duty as the former heir might bring you into contact with foreign dignitaries.”

“But what about you?” Naruto’s voice—and volume—rose as he pointed at Shikamaru.

For his part, the strategist just eyed the blond with something that could almost be called annoyance. “I’m lazy, not stupid.” He turned to Tsunade. “I know enough for a basic conversation, but nothing more.”

Tsunade nodded, then looked to the fourth member. “And you, Neji?”

He simply shrugged in reply.

Naruto’s eyes narrowed; Tsunade could guess the cause. He’d just been shown up by all three of his teammates, and only Hinata had a valid excuse.

“So, Naruto,” Jiraiya asked casually, the hint of a smirk gracing his features, “do you know any English?”

“Of course I do!” the blond retorted, then coughed into his hand and composed himself. “I know… ‘Thank you,’ and, uh…” He began ticking the words off on his fingers. “‘Thank you—‘

“You said that already.”

“—and ‘Ramen,’ and ‘Where’s the ramen?’ and,” Naruto barely paid attention to the interruption, “and ‘food’ and…”

“Naruto,” Tsunade said softly, the strain evident in her voice. “Do you know anything that doesn’t involve food?”

“Not…that I can think of,” he admitted grudgingly, then raised his hands to catch the book she threw at him. “What’s this?”

“An Idiot’s Guide to English,” the Hokage stated flatly. “You will eat, breathe, and sleep that book during this mission, and you will be able to hold at least a five minute conversation by the time you get there.”

“What?”

“As for the rest of you,” she said, some of the bite gone from her voice, “I expect you to catch up on your language studies. I don’t expect you to be fluent overnight, but if you’re going to be there for a while, it is in your best interests to be able to blend in as well as possible.” She sighed and rubbed her temples. “That I even have to say that to an ANBU team…”

“We will, Tsunade-sama,” Hinata replied, standing. The other three lined up before the desk with the young Hyuuga, arms behind their backs as they stood at attention. Tsunade watched them, a proud smile combating the pounding in her temples, and then she schooled her expression and stood.

“You will leave two days from now. Make all your preparations by then, and meet me by the gates as the sun rises two days from now.” Her face softened. “You are dismissed.”

The four ANBU bowed and left, the door closing silently behind them as Tsunade slumped down into her chair and sighed.

“Long night?” Jiraiya asked from his chair, watching her with one eye.

Without a word, she pointed to her liquor cabinet and the empty sake bottles. Jiraiya whistled appreciatively.

“I wish you wouldn’t do that,” the Hokage said, holding her head in her hands, “it kills.”

The other Sannin chuckled, then leaned forward, laying an arm on her desk. “Hey, Tsunade, I think you forgot one thing.”

Antagonizing b*****d. “Oh, what would that be?”

Jiraiya pointed at his eyes. “How do you supposed two Hyuuga are gonna fit into a non-ninja world?”

Tsunade stared at him for a few seconds, and then proceeded to swear.

It took her quite a while to finish the list of words she knew.

-

Dawn two days later found four ANBU, cloaked and masked, standing before the gates to Konohagakure with the Godaime standing before them. “Morning!” she said with false cheer. Toad and Deer slumped just the tiniest bit.

“Good morning, Hokage-sama,” the Falcon said, and she returned his nod with one of her own. Even at this obscenely early hour, Neji’s voice was impassively polite.

“Are you all ready?” Four masks nodded, and she smirked as she stopped before the Toad mask. “Where are you going?” she asked in English.

“To England,” Naruto replied in passable (though heavily accented) English. “For our mission.”

“Very good,” Tsunade replied, switching back. “You’ll do fine if you keep up like that.” Behind her, the sun crested the tree-lined horizon completely. “I expect frequent reports,” she instructed the Deer, “just not too frequent.” Shikamaru nodded. The mask didn’t quite muffle his sigh.

“Shikamaru, you are in charge of all covert aspects of the mission. Neji, should there be any need for combat, you are in charge.” The two glanced at each other and nodded. Naruto didn’t even bristle. The team had worked together for almost a year now, long enough that such a division of responsibilities was routine. She probably hadn’t even needed to say it.

“Hinata, Neji.” Falcon and Mouse stepped forward smoothly. “Jiraiya has informed me that when you meet with the client, he will be able to do something to disguise your eyes that will not waste your chakra nor require constant vigilance. Until then, use a henge. Secrecy is key.” The two nodded and backed up again, joining the line. She eyed all four a moment more, then moved so she was no longer blocking their path. “Your transport is three miles away, off the road and into the trees half a mile. Go!”

Four ninja disappeared in puffs of smoke.

Tsunade stood at the gates until the sun bathed her face and she could hear the stirrings of her village behind her, and then she was gone, back to her tower and her bed.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:52 pm


Name: Scottie's MiaKitty
House: Gryffindor


A Dragon in the Forever Rain
(Original story)


Draco just couldn't believe it. He'd outed himself (so to speak) to the Order, given them all sorts of valuable information, diligently spied on Voldemort for them, and what did they do in return? They ship him off 'for his own protection.' And how were they going to protect him? By sending him to live with a coven of bloody vampires, of course! Why, living with vampires, that's the pinnacle of safe behavior! He rolled his eyes. They weren't sending him to keep him safe. They were hoping that one of these leeches would drain him dry.

He sat in his seat on the airplane (foul muggle contraption... he knew that the Death Eaters would never think he was in on, which was why it was necessary, but how he hated it!), fidgeting restlessly, shuddering at the thought of what was coming. He was going to land in Port Angeles, WA, and meet up with one of the Cullens, a vampire coven that supposedly didn't feed from humans, and would ride in a car with her for an hour to Forks, a tiny godforsaken spit of land where it always rained. He had his doubts about their diet. In fact, he was certain that he wouldn't last a week without one of them taking a bite. One of them, he knew, had very poor control over himself. That was disturbing, to say the least. Another was newly turned, barely over two years old (in vampire years... how odd that was to say). Plus, the bloody creatures never slept! He would be lying in bed one night and would never wake up, having had his throat torn open by the beast!

As the plane landed, he tried to calm himself. One of the bloodsuckers could read minds. He wouldn't want to give them the satisfaction of knowing he was so afraid. He had to regain his composure before he got within that ones range. He sat in the seat, waiting for the announcement that he could unbuckle his seat and leave. He wanted out of this... this... thing! How was it that something so large could make him feel so claustrophobic? Finally the womans voice could be heard, over the... loudspeakers? saying that they could remove their safety belts and leave the plane. He immediately unbuckled and stood, trying to rush to the door but trapped behind a business man in a navy suit.

Just as his patience was wearing thin, he was in the airport. Unfortunately, this did little to soothe his nerves, because the it was so crowded, he felt like he'd walked into a broom closet. He was barely taller than most of the people around him, but not enough to be able to see the leech that was coming to get him. He'd asked that they send the tall one, but they'd insisted on sending one of the three girls, the smallest, who could see the future. Their reasoning had been that she could find him faster. As if that were going to be an issue. His stuff had already been sent, and they could all smell him. He began to push through the crowd to get away from the hordes of people. As he looked down for a moment, he was caught off guard by a small girl with inky black hair standing almost directly under his nose.

"Hello!" She piped. He almost jumped backward at her sudden appearance, for he was certain that she hadn't been there when he had stopped. "You're Draco Malfoy, right?"

He opened his mouth to answer, but she cut him off. "Of course you are! I'm Alice. It's normally about an hours drive from here to the house, but it'll only take me half that time, if even that long. We'll probably be home in fifteen minutes!"

He wondered to himself how a drive could go from an hour to fifteen minutes as he went through the motions of claiming his two suitcases. His driver seemed confident that she could make the trip. Fifteen minutes was fine with him. The less time it took him to get there, the sooner he could get all of this nonsense over with.

The ride to their house was quick, because the little demon drove like a maniac. She climbed into her bright yellow car, revved the engine, and was off like a bolt of lightening. They arrived in fifteen minutes, just as Alice had promised. He climbed out of the car and took a deep breathe, steeling himself against the initial feeling of fear that assailed him upon nearing the house. She skipped to the door, merrily humming to herself, like a five year old girl rather than an immortal killing machine. It was almost amusing.

He walked through the front door behind her, and found that the seven remaining Cullens were all seated or standing near the door. It was rather unsettling, the way they looked at him when he walked in. He felt the hairs on his arms stand up, but only for a moment, and then he was overcome with a sudden, out of place feeling of calm. He wanted to be shocked at it, but found it impossible. One of the boys smirked at him. He wasn't the big brawny one, nor the mind reader, with his messy bronze hair. He didn't appear polished enough to be the doctor, so Draco could only assume that he was the one with control issues.

"To answer your questions..." the mind reader began. "Yes, that is Jasper, the one with control issues. Yes, I am the mind reader, I have a name, which happens to be Edward. This is Bella, my wife. That is Emmett and Rosalie, and Carlisle and Esme are the ones on the couch.

The first couple of weeks he was there passed uneventfully. He woke every morning, just as whole as the night before when he'd fallen asleep. Each day he watched the Cullen's eyes grow darker, going from the honey they had been on his first day there to almost black. When Edward caught him wondering at it, he told him that it was a sign that they were getting hungry. At first, this had scared Draco, though he's tried to hide it, but was appeased soon enough by Bella, who assured him that they would hunt before he was put in any real danger. To her word, they went hunting the weekend of his second week there.

He felt an odd sense of freedom with them gone. Like he didn't have to follow their rules. And oh! did they have rules. Don't touch the cars without permission, don't leave the property, if you do leave, don't go near La Push, don't touch Carlisle's papers. Most importantly, never use your magic. Draco had been hearing that one since Voldemort had realized he was spying. Somehow, the dark lord had put some sort of spell on him that alerted him whenever Draco used his magic, in retaliation for everything he'd done. If Draco so much as light a lamp, Voldemort would instantly know exactly where he was. Not good, considering he had been raised to use his magic for everything. Still, he was managing. It helped that Hermione was holding onto his wand.

Still, with the Cullens gone, he felt like he didn't quite have to do everything they said. He didn't want to do anything dangerous, so no driving (he didn't know how) or going to La Push (He smelled too much like a vampire to be welcome). Still, he could go for a walk in the woods. It wouldn't get him killed, right? Yeah, he'd been warned that La Push's weres liked to hang there to keep an eye on the Cullens, but it wasn't a full moon, so he was safe, right? At the moment, he'd forgotten that the La Push gang wasn't made up of your typical werewolves.

With that thought in mind, he walked across the vast backyard into the trees, feeling an odd sense of freedom. It was like every worry he'd had over the past few months was completely gone. The feeling didn't last long, however, as he became acutely aware that he was being followed. He ignored it for a while, but eventually turned to walk back towards the Cullen house, quickening his pace ever so slightly, to help the feeling, but not enough to tip off whoever it was following him that he knew they were there. He was hoping he'd be able to get to the house, since it was practically a fortress, and he'd be safe there. Just as he felt like he was getting close, a figure appeared in front of him, a tall boy with copper skin and hair that was as black as pitch, glaring at him with a look that would have given Voldemort nightmares. One of the wolves from La Push, Draco knew. The question was, which one? Something about him didn't quite fit the description that Bella had given him of the pack members. Draco recalled that she'd said they all has very short hair. The one standing before him had hair down past his shoulders. With a shudder, Draco remember the name of the only pack member to ever grow his hair.

Jacob Black. The one who'd been in love with Bella. The one who hadn't been able to cope with her choosing Edward. The one who'd changed into a wolf, and stayed that way, trying to escape the pain. The one who had only recently returned to the reservation.

The one who wasn't entirely sane.

Draco was so terrified, he instinctively reached for his wand. The movement made Jacob take a step towards him, and growl. When Draco didn't find his wand, he panicked, and turned, running in the opposite direction, back towards the woods. Jacob ran after him, half-mad at the scent that was coming off Draco in waves. Draco tripped, and Jacob pounced, changing to his wolf self. Draco closed his eyes and waited for death, but it never came.

He heard a snarl from the side, and opened his eyes to see another wolf hit Jacob from the side (but oddly enough, in the brief second before they made contact, Draco could have sworn that Jacob was flying away from him...). Jacob growled at the newcomer, then sat down, and whimpered. Draco knew from the black fur on the other wolf that it was Sam, the pack leader. Sam had saved him. The black wolf disappeared into the woods, and Jacob followed. A moment later, the two had returned, human again, Sam looking annoyed, and Jacob looking sheepish, with a glint of madness still in his eyes. Sam apologized for the chase, and walked home with Draco. Jacob left.

When the Cullens arrived home, he recounted the event. Bella expressed shock that Sam had saved him, saying that he hated the Cullens almost as much as Jacob. Still, they were glad he was ok, and asked him not to venture into the woods again.

That night, there was a call on the phone. Edward answered, and his face went from confused to shocked to almost afraid in a matter of seconds. When he hung up, put his hands over his eyes, and sighed. "We have an problem." He told them. "When Jacob attacked Draco, he apparently triggered something, and caused Draco to preform a wandless spell that created a shield around him... Voldemort knows where he is."

Draco wanted to stay and fight, but knew that it wouldn't be allowed. For some reason, Hermione thought that he was still valuable to them, despite the fact that he didn't have anymore information for them. So a mere two weeks after he was sent to live with the Cullens, he was being sent home, and the Order was coming here, to plan a battle strategy with the Cullens and hopefully the werewolves. Just as he was starting to like them, he was leaving.

'No matter where I go, my life sucks,' he thought, boarding another of the infernal muggle planes, to be trapped for who knows how many hours with crying babies and bad in-flight movies, once again to avoid detection from the Death Eaters.

Too bad Alice couldn't pilot the plane.


I'm sorry for the length, I started typing and couldn't stop... I thought about including a fight with Voldemort, but it would have been too long.. There's going to be a slightly longer version on fanfiction.net soon, with a battle and everything.

EDIT: I changed the title, thank you for the idea, Serenity!
EDIT: Altered slightly to help enhance the believability of the story.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:02 pm


Scotties MiaKitty
Alas, it will have the same lame title, as I can't think of a better one.


What about: A Dragon In the Forever Rain, for a title?

Serenity Silvia Malfoy


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:45 pm


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Author: Shi-koi
Title: Diversionary
House: Hufflepuff
Type: Original Story

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Title: Diversionary
Author: Shi-koi
Rating: PG-PG-13 aka T aka Teen
Fandom: Harry Potter / Smallville
Status: Oneshot, Complete.
Wordcount: 4213
Pairings: None.
Main characters: Harry Potter, Lex Luthor
Spoilers: HP – All books inc. DH. Smallville – None.

::

Diversionary



It's a hard landing, and Harry's knees take the brunt of the forced contact with the unforgiving concrete floor. He pants softly, sweat dripping into his eyes, his glasses sliding down his nose, his arms shaking as he gently taps his broom with his wand, until it's small enough to pocket beside his bags.


Harry's hidden amidst a battlefield of scrap metal, old warehouses circling him, towering above him in their decrepit glory. He doesn't know exactly where he is, he's apparated to so many random places, flown to so many more that he no longer remembers where he is. Half the time he can't remember how he got there.


He's eighteen now. Voldemort is dead - along with almost everyone he knows...knew. The remaining Death Eaters are in prison, or dead...mostly. The important ones are gone, like Bellatrix, Wormtail, the two Lestrange brothers, Macnair, Mulciber, Waldon, Yaxley and so on, as well as the root of all evil, the toad-faced b***h Dolores Umbridge.


The Malfoys fled, but Harry doesn't really blame them, and he owes Narcissa Malfoy, nee Black, a life debt for stating he was dead to Voldemort in exchange for information about her son. He can't help but feel for her, a woman trapped in a situation of her husband's making and her Black heritage. A woman whose most grevious crime was covering for her son, even if it meant forcing another person to murder to keep him safe.


Harry knows how lucky Draco Malfoy is, after all, his own mother, Lily, is why he has been kept safe for all these years, her sacrifice, her life, paid for his own freedom. Her sacrifice. His father's sacrifice. Sirius's sacrifice, Remus's sacrifice. The hundreds of people who died so the prophecy could be finally fulfilled.


Harry knows he should count himself lucky. Ron survived, Hermione survived. The two people who stood beside him until the bitter end, the two who gave up everything to stand beside him, not just in the deciding battles, but in the day-to-day drudgery of oppression, fighting constantly against a far greater foe.


Standing beside him in the cold, in the wet. No matter how hungry they were, or how tired, or how lost and alone they felt with their faces plastered everywhere they went, being wanted simply because they fought for freedom. They stood beside him despite being tortured when captured, despite the hate, the anger, the helplessness.


That's all over now though. The Ministry is in the hands of Kingsley Shacklebolt, a decent and honourable man who fought alongside them in the Order of the Phoenix. Their school has been rebuilt and the survivors of the war have found their places inside it's halls. They are lauded as heroes, with Harry the greatest hero of them all.


It's never enough though.


There's nothing left for Harry now. He has no home to go to where he can recover. He was expected to lead the army for the Light - which he did, and now he is expected to lead the wizarding world, every second of his life scrutinised, and open for debates.


Coming home to find out his house is no longer his, having been broken into and half his things stolen as trophies by avid fans. Being stalked and attacked by people who wanted to touch their saviour, or by those angry that he won, or because he didn't stop the war soon enough, even though he'd still been a schoolboy when he fought in the final battle and destroyed Voldemort.


Everyone had a reason.


So Harry packed everything up in his trusty rucksack, packed the bag Hermione charmed for him with everything else, and carried his home around in his pocket. He moved constantly, using a deluxe tent - one of much better quality then the one he Ron and Hermione spent the better part of a year in when on the run, and simply made himself unpredictable.


It worked...for a time.


Then he had to dodge tracking spells when he went in public, potions in his food and drink when he stopped to eat, love potions, mind-controlling spells and everything in between slowly drove him to become a hermit.


All this, in less then a year.


So he ran. Packed up his tent for the last time, threw the cloak around himself, and disappeared.


Harry couldn't hear anything other than his own breath, but in an area like this, that meant nothing. He'd learnt his lesson in Tibet, when he'd landed in the middle of nowhere with nothing around him, except for a single mountain goat behind him, which he hadn't heard until it kicked him off the edge of the cliff. Only a quick, and luckily successful, apparation had kept him from falling to his death.


"Serpentsortia Duplicis," Harry whispered, and twelve small snakes appeared, each one the length of his forearm, absolutely identical with plain brown and black markings. He held a hand out and one snake slithered across it, wrapping itself about Harry's wrist.


~Search the area.~ Harry ordered. The snakes obeyed silently.


This spell was a useful one. Each snake was literally identical to the others, and what one knew the others knew. As such, the one Harry held could relay information quickly and accurately. The only drawback to such a spell, other than the obvious need to be a parselmouth, was that the spell itself drew on the magic of the speaker to power itself. Thus a weak wizard or witch would probably only manage to or three snakes for an hour, whereas Voldemort could probably have managed hundreds, if not thousands for years.


Harry had never bothered trying for any more than he needed in a given situation, and the most he'd needed had been one-hundred-and-thirty-two for twenty-six hours after landing in a magical bog which he was unable to apparate from.


A few minutes later the snake on Harry's arm relayed a message. ~Nine people. Assume Muggles. Eight armed with muggle guns and active. One unarmed and restrained in bad condition. Request instructions.~


Harry frowned. He swung the invisibility cloak around himself. ~Assist him.~ Harry stated quietly, ~I'm on my way to you now. Try and stay out of sight. Bite if necessary.~


The closer Harry got, the clearer things got. There was a man, age unknown, but Harry assumed he was old, maybe the same age as Kingsley Shacklebolt, due to his bald head, tied to a chair with his hands behind his back and a blindfold on over his eyes. Around the room were a bunch of men in generic black muggle suits, one man in grey, and another who wore brown trousers and a black shirt, standing over the man tied to the chair.


As Harry watched, the man in the brown trousers backhanded his prisoner and then punched him in the stomach, laughing as the bald man coughed up blood.


~Return to me.~ Harry told his snakes, quietly making his way closer to the men standing in the centre of the large, empty warehouse. ~Engorgio.~ Harry waited until each snake, barring the one around his wrist was fourteen feet in length before stopping the spell. ~I want those men stopped. Incapacitate them please, try not to kill them if possible.~


~Agreed,~ the snakes whispered.


Harry snuck around to another pile of scrap, this one barely covering him as he waited for his snaked to attack. ~They are ready,~ started the snake on Harry's arm. ~Keep your eyes shut for a moment, I'll blind them.~


The snake nodded, and Harry knew his message had been passed on. He took aim then thrust his wand so it aimed directly into the centre of the men. "LUMOS SOLEM MAXIMUS!!" Harry screamed, keeping his eyes firmly screwed shut as he forced an indecent amout of power into the spell.


The inside of the warehouse exploded in a corona of white light, so bright it burnt the eyes of the men caught in it. One man started shooting aimlessly, and another man screamed for an instant as he was hit by a stray bullet and died instantly.


"Stop shooting you idiot!" Someone shouted, before he screamed and then suddenly went silent as a giant snake wrapped him up in it's coils, compacting his chest until his ribs cracked and he passed out. The other snakes were doing exactly the same things, and within minutes the warehouse was dark and silent, unconscious bodies littering the floor.


Harry released the spell keeping the snakes there, and they disappeared in small shimmers. His wand went into his pocket, and Harry drew out a small dagger - a gift from Neville, after Harry let him keep the sword - engraved with leaves, and made his way to the man who was tied to the chair.


The closer Harry got, the easier he could see that he'd been wrong about the man's age. This close up Harry guessed that he was less then half of Kingsley's age.


"Excuse me, sir?" Harry asked. "Can you hear me?"


There was no answer, and the man's head lolled on his chest.


Harry gritted his teeth and sliced the dagger through the blindfold, pulling it off and pocketing it absently. "Look, I'm going to cut you free and move you out of the way. I don't know if you're faking it or not, but I would greatly appreciate it if you would refrain from attacking me, as I would not be particularly happy after the lengths I've had to go to in order to incapacitate those other men."


One bruised and purpled eye opened slowly, as the other one was too swollen for the man to even attempt to open. Bright blue showed briefly - and Harry's breath caught at that familiar colour - before narrowing sharply.


"You're a kid." Was stated flatly.


Harry bristled. "Do you want my help or not?"


The man closed his eye again and took a deep breath before opening it again. "Fine. But you'd better hurry. You never know when they might wake up...unless you killed them."


Harry shook his head. "No. But they won't be in any condition to move for a long time."


The self-satisfied look on Harry face made the other man pause briefly, in categorising his own wounds as Harry cut him free.


"Lex Luthor." The man offered.


"I'm Harry."


"Harry...?"


Harry shook his head. "Just Harry."


Luthor shook his head. "I see. Well, I expect you want a reward then?"


Harry blinked. "What?" He asked, looking bewildered.


"You saved my life," Luthor said. He rubbed his wrists before blanching as he took in the state of the bodies around him on the floor, blood pooling in places where the bones had cracked and pierced the skin.


Harry followed his gaze and glared pre-emptively. "They were hurting you."


Harry missed it when Lex Luthor's gaze turned speculative. "I don't suppose you want a job do you?" Luthor paused. "You do know who I am, don't you?"


"Um..." Harry shrugged. "To be honest, I don't even know where I am, much less who you are."


Luthor finished inspecting the bodies and plucked something out of a pocket with a look of smug satisfaction. "I knew they wouldn't get rid of my phone." He turned to Harry. "Come with me."


Harry looked at him warily. "Why?"


Luthor turned to him. "You did say you didn't know where you were, didn't you? I'll give you a tour, and you can tell me this interesting tale of how you miraculously appeared in the middle of nowhere and saved the multi-billionaire Luthor heir from certain doom."


Harry groaned.


::


"Right. So, let me get this straight. You were hitchhiking, and you told the driver to take you anywhere he was going, as you didn't particularly care where you ended up, except, you fell asleep, and he dropped you off near those warehouses for some reason that you don't know because you didn't think to ask, you heard some noises, found me being assaulted and somehow, even though you barely look fifteen, are small, skinny and are without any obvious weapons, managed to incapacitate eight grown men with guns and rescue me." Luthor paused, swirling the wine in his glass around. "Sound about right?"


Harry flushed but nodded slowly anyway. "I guess."


Luthor sighed. "Look, kid. I'm grateful you saved me, really." He pointed with his fork at the barely eaten plate of food Harry had in front of him. "Now eat. My cook gets upset if she thinks you don't like your food."


Harry smiled sadly. "Sounds like someone I knew."


"Friend?"


Harry paused, wiping his eyes suddenly. "An old friend. He died last year."


“Ah. I'm sorry to hear that.”


Harry watched Luthor as he ate. When they'd left the warehouse, a few scant hours earlier, Luthor had spoken to someone over the phone, and a long silver car, obviously expensive even to Harry's eyes, had turned up in less than fifteen minutes, along with a grey-haired doctor, who'd seen to the most obvious of Luthor's wounds in the limousine whilst Harry watched with interest.


Now bandaged and clean, in new clothes, (Harry had taken the offer of a shower, but declined new clothes, his own being perfectly clean and spelled to stay fresh,) and with a hot meal, Harry was starting to wonder what he was doing here.


Lex Luthor reminded Harry a bit of Severus Snape. There was just too much calculating coolness and masked disdain about him. Whilst he had been perfectly polite and good to Harry, so far, he'd also somehow managed to keep Harry talking, whilst making him feel like a student again. There was also an aura of power around the man which slightly disturbed Harry. It wasn't magic, but Harry would have bet his last knut that whatever it was, it wasn't entirely muggle either.


By the end of the meal, Harry's eyes kept drifting shut, and his yawns became impossible to hide. Luthor offered a room for the night, stating that the penthouse apartment they were in had many more than were currently being occupied.


Harry agreed, barely waiting long enough to strip off his clothes and glasses, hide his wand under the pillow, take a small sip of his ever-present vial of dreamless sleep potion (half-strength, just enough to help him sleep, but weak enough that he could wake up immediately in the event of an emergency), and cover himself up in sinfully smooth sheets before falling asleep.


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Harry's internal alarm clock woke him up as dawn spread over the horizon. No matter where he was in the world, he always knew instinctively when sunrise was, and his body reacted accordingly. The small and very decorative clock by the bed showed 5:37am. Harry sat up, dragged his clothes over with a foot, and proceeded to unshrink another set of clothes from his bags, knowing the dirty clothes would be automatically cleaned and laundered by his bag once they were added.


He showered, brushed his teeth with the unopened guest toothbrush and toothpaste, dressed in jeans and a t-shirt and then tidied his room up before deciding to try and find the kitchen.


It was only just starting to lighten outside, and Harry was momentarily mesmerised by the view out of the windows, a view he was much too tired to appreciate the night before. The kitchen, when he found it, was an artwork of chrome, silver and steel. Everything gleamed, shone and otherwise glowed in the sunlight. Sleek lines and ultra-modern cutting-edge appliances where everywhere. Harry felt his stomach fall into his shoes.


Taking in a deep breath, Harry straightened his shoulders and forced himself to calm. The fridge yielded an amazing spread of items, as did the cupboards, and Harry found some pans, bowls and cutlery. Within moments, he started chopping away, humming under his breath as he remembered doing something similar at the Burrow with Molly Weasley and Ginny.


Twenty minutes later he set the table just as Luthor stumbled in, going directly to the coffee machine and pouring himself a large mug of the thick, dark liquid. Harry made a face. Coffee was brilliant...with copious amounts of sugar.


"Morning!" Harry greeted, placing a plate with a delicious smelling omelette in it in front of Luthor, as well as a bowl with a beautiful selection of diced and sliced fruit with a lightly lemon scented clear sauce. "Eat," Harry stated, when Luthor stared at him.


Harry pointed to his own selection of the same. "I'm having exactly the same, and breakfast is a very important meal, so eat."


Luthor took a long gulp of his coffee before picking up his fork and spearing a bit of the egg. His face twitched slightly, then he took another bite. He cleared the plate, and the bowl before asking, "Is there anything you can't do?"


Harry shrugged. “I've cooked for as long as I can remember. After a while, you just get good at it, I suppose.”


Luthor finished his coffee and poured himself another, Harry declined when he was offered a mug, indicating his own cup of tea.


“How long are you planning to stay in Metropolis?” Luthor asked.


Harry blinked. “Is that where I am?”


Luthor gave a small curt nod.


“Oh.” Harry paused. “I don't really know anything about Metropolis, so I can't say. I suppose I'll have a look around before I make up my mind.”


“Do you have anything to get back to? Parents? Friends? Girlfriend?”


Harry bit his lip. “No,” he stated, not bothering to clarify his statement. “Not really.”


“Then, if you will accept, I would like to offer to show you around. You'll find there's not much in Metropolis that I don't know about.” Luthor smiled, although Harry missed the sharp gleam in his eyes.


Harry thought about it for a few moments. If worse came to worst, he'd just disappear again, so he didn't really have anything to lose. Harry nodded. “Okay. Sure.”


Metropolis, as it turned out, was filled with everything you could imagine – except wizards. It was amazing, moreso to Harry, who had lived in both worlds and was used to seeing flashes of the magical world hidden in beside the muggle world. Somehow, this city, instead of feeling empty, felt cleaner in a way, being completely muggle.


The long silver limousine was perfect for moving about the massive bustling city, although Harry would have preferred to get up close and personal to many of the interesting shops and streets that the car couldn't fit through.


“Metropolis,” Luthor started to say dryly, “prides itself as a modern and very important place.” He used a hand to wave idly at a monstrously old-looking building. “But some,” he stated, “have very little idea as to what 'modern' actually means.”


“Is it old then?” Harry asked.


“No. It's actually only seven years old, but the bank which commissioned it ended up being unable to afford its completion. It's now an office block inside for commerce and travel.”


Harry made a face. “It's ugly.”


A corner of Lex's mouth twitched. “Some would say...distinguished.”


“Some, maybe. But I bet those people are the kind who think that they can buy style.” Harry tilted his head to the side, narrowing his eyes slightly before clearing his face and adopting an expression of pure innocence. “I noticed you didn't include yourself when you said 'some'. Do you think it's ugly then too?” Harry asked guilelessly.


Luthor flicked a glance at him, and Harry kept his face in an innocent expression, noting the slight surprise and amusement in Luthor's blue eyes.


“Just how old are you kid?”


Harry sat back. “I'll be nineteen in two months.” He paused, “Why?”


“Stay in touch kid, and I'll see about offering you a job one of these days,” Luthor said, a touch wryly.


“You're serious about that then?” Harry asked, looking suddenly confused.


Luthor spread his arms so they rested along the back of the seat he was sitting at, opposite Harry. “Not many people would dare to talk to me the way you do.”


“Oh. I wasn't trying to be rude or anything.”


“I gathered,” Luthor said, looking amused. “Still, the lack of overwhelming fear is a novelty I enjoy.”


“Would you equate fear with respect?” Harry asked curiously.


“Fools fear what they do not understand to respect, while the arrogant expect fear when they believe themselves respected,” Luthor said, contempt weaving through his words.


“Do many people fear you then?”


“In my position, it's not often I find those who simply respect me, kid. Fear is somewhat normal for me, in what I expect from others. That is not to say it is unwanted, but in moderation, and according to my power or what I do.” Luthor paused, his eyes sharp, pinning Harry's like a blade. “You'll find kid, that people often fear others, especially where power and influence is involved. Respect, that's a whole different animal.”


Harry's lips drew taut. “Some people enjoy using fear, power and influence as a weapon though, don't they, and others enjoy knowing that they are feared. I can't respect someone who willingly and willfully causes fear, just to reap the benefits. I've seen it when someone in power abuses their position, and it's never pretty.”


“Smart kid,” Luthor said.


Harry shrugged. “Good people with power can be just as feared as a bad person with power. The difference lays in who enjoys it more and how they utilise it.”


“And me?” Luthor asked mildly, “where would you place me?”


Harry grinned. “Ah, but I don't know enough about you yet to say, do I?”


Luthor gave a short laugh. “True kid, very true.” Luthor's phone rang then and he listened for a minute before he pressed a button by the door and said, “take us to LexCorp's main building, please.”


Harry tilted his head in question. “LexCorp?”


Luthor gave him a shark-like smirk. “Just something I need to take care of.”


The car pulled into an brightly lit underground car park, and the driver got out and held the door open for them. Harry thanked the driver politely and followed Luthor into the large square lift. It felt a bit weird to him, after yesterday. One day he was running around the world magically, the next...well, he could never have predicted this.


The hallway they exited into was spacious and airy, lots of cream décor and beautiful plants, understated works of art that even Harry could tell were the real deal. There was a lot of muffled noise coming from the surrounding offices, and the people who passed by were extremely respectful, nodding and saying 'Mr Luthor' as they walked by. Harry noted that they didn't visibly react to the newly healing bruises on Luthor's face.


“They respect you,” Harry stated, “they don't fear you.”


“Noticed that did you?” Luthor smiled, “Yes, you're right. I find that my employees work better and more efficiently if they don't fear me and wind up in hysterics every time I show up unexpectedly.”


Luthor's office was situated at the end of the hall, just past an open-plan area containing four large desks, two of which were occupied by his personal assistants. The office had an entire wall of floor to ceiling windows, very slightly tinted, and the décor was more 1920s traditional than modern, at least upon first glance.


Newer appliances, like a computer, Harry found out (after watching Luthor whilst sitting in a deep and utterly gorgeous leather sofa), were built into the desk itself and was touch and light sensitive, meaning he needed no keyboard or mouse, making everything completely streamlined and elegant.


Harry wandered around the room, looking at a few of the art deco pieces while Luthor spoke quietly into an ear-piece he fitted in from his desk and tapped on the computer screen. After fifteen minutes or so, Luthor stood up with a polite and perfunctory apology, just as an assistant knocked and entered, an envelope in hand which she gave to Luthor with a few whispered words before nodding at Luthor's reply and leaving.


Luthor turned to Harry. “How would you like to see some of Metropolis's night life?” he asked with a smirk.


“Um,” Harry looked slightly uncomfortable, “you mean like a nightclub?”


Luthor shook his head, “nothing quite so plebeian,” he said dryly, “although much more dangerous.”


“Dangerous,” Harry asked curiously.


“You might equate it to swimming with sharks,” Luthor stated, “be it figuratively, and not literal.”


“Uh...”


“A dinner party, gala, etcetera. A gathering of posturing, wealthy individuals who all believe themselves the hub of the business world, the ton, if you will.”


Harry's eyes widened. “Me?” he asked, absolutely aghast.


“Why not,” Luthor said, appearing amused at the gamut of expressions running across Harry's face, “after all, it would undoubtedly do some good to introduce my erstwhile saviour to my otherwise stuffy acquaintances. Want to come?”


When Luthor bared his teeth in a fierce grin, Harry squeaked out an affirmative.


Well, he did say he wanted to experience new things, Harry thought miserably.


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Fin


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:43 pm


I might change the story later on...

Username: turayza
House: Ravenclaw

Author: Shezza88
Title: The Denarian Renegade
Type: Fanfic. URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3473224/1/The_Denarian_Renegade
Fandom: Harry Potter/Dresden Files

Harry gave a short cry of pain as he was roughly pushed into the mud, his emerald green eyes glinting with pain behind his taped glasses and his mouth open in a silent cry of pain as the wind was forcefully pushed from his lungs. He lay there, panting and wheezing in near silence as Dudley Dursley’s chubby face leered over him, grinning with savage pleasure as he deliberately stepped on Harry’s schoolbag as he hopped up to the red school bus.

Harry tried to get up but winced in pain as the school bus doors closed and the driver, unable to see Harry stuck in the mud on such a cloudy and gloomy day, slowly pulled away from the curb and onto the street. Harry glanced after it with pained eyes as the clouds rumbled overhead, thunder booming and lightning flashed through the air as the first pelts of rain drifted downwards.

“I hate you Dudley,” Harry whispered softly to himself, picking himself up from the mud and glancing down at himself in disgust and dismay. His blue school pants were dripping and his shoes, newly polished, were caked in wet mud. His eyes drifted towards his school bag, where Dudley’s muddy footprint and his eyes widened with horror. He scrambled through the mud towards it and with fingers numbing from the cold, opened up the zipper.

Harry reached in with shaking hands and pulled out a pair of expensive binoculars. A large crack ran through one of the lenses and Harry groaned in misery. He had “borrowed” the binoculars from his Uncle Vernon so that he could show them off to his favourite teacher at playtime. He had meant to put them back when he got home, but now that he had missed the bus, Uncle Vernon was going to return from work sooner than Harry would be able to, and he would definitely notice that his binoculars were gone. What was worse, Dudley had broken them and Harry shuddered, dread settling in his heart as he placed the binoculars back in his schoolbag and lifted it up onto his back. Uncle Vernon was going to kill him, or at least, inflict a world of pain on him.

“Oh no, oh no, oh no,” Harry muttered to himself, panic tearing in his voice. The seven-year old was shivering madly and only partly because of the cold. He was breathing deeply, fear etched into every scar on his body, most courtesy of Uncle Vernon. “Please no. Not the binoculars, anything but them.”

With fumbling hands, Harry reached into his shirt and drew upon his last article of faith, a small crucifix given to him by his Sunday school after church. Clasping it tightly between whitened knuckles, he closed his eyes and chanted to himself fervently.

“Please God; don’t let this happen to me. Don’t let them hurt me again,” Harry mumbled softly, barely audible to himself over the noise of the rain. He squeezed his eyes shut and continued his prayer. “I always ask and you never answer, just this once God, don’t let them.”

Harry opened his eyes but the binoculars remained broken and worthless as they had been a few seconds ago and Harry sighed in resignation, his hope dying and his eyes fluttering shut. When he opened them again, they were dull and lifeless as he mentally prepared himself for what he knew was coming for him. Slowly, the seven-year old packed up his schoolbag and trudged his way down the road, ignoring the cars the sped past him.

As he stood on the corner of the street waiting to cross the road, a car screeched past, zooming into and out of a large muddy puddle on the road. The resulting spray struck Harry with moderate force, drenching him with muddy water and causing him to stagger back a few steps. Harry wiped the mud out of his eyes and glanced down at his shirt, which was covered in muddy grime. A glint caught his eye as his crucifix swayed in the wind, and suddenly anger surged into his body. His emerald eyes glinted with fury as he grasped the golden-coloured cross and yanked it with all his strength, snapping the cord that held it around his neck and hurling it at the muddy ground.

“You must hate me to make me live like this,” Harry said angrily, glaring at the crucifix with all of his might as raindrops dripped down his cheek, mingling with the tears that fell from his eyes. “But I hate you just as much.”

And with the shattering of his faith, Harry crossed the road, not knowing that he had just forsaken the one thing that could have saved him from a temptation that would soon enter his life. Of course, had Harry known in advance what power succumbing to this temptation would give him; it was likely that he wouldn’t have changed anything.


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In a dark alley behind a small shopping centre located in Little Whinging, Surrey, a worn and shabby door was slammed open with such force that it was almost ripped off its hinges. A man, tall and gaunt with fiery eyes and a face that seemed to have been chiselled into an expression of anger and pain, staggered down the steps, leaning heavily against the rusty metal rail as he quickly limped away from the door. His clothes, a dark overcoat and a tattered pair of jeans, were ripped, burnt and splattered with blood, most of it his own. In his right hand, he held a sword, a lean and intricate blade that emanated a faint light as bolts and crackles of electricity ran through it, and in his left hand he clutched something close to heart as if it were the most precious thing in the world.

“I’m not getting out of this one,” The man seemingly growled to nothing, exhaustion creeping through his voice. He cocked his head as though he were listening to somebody as he limped forward, staggering against the hard brick wall and leaving a thick trail of dark blood behind. His eyes quickly swept over the alley, noting the rusty metal bins, the large stack of full rubbish bags and the puddles of water forming beneath them all as the rain continued to pour.

“That’s ******** bullshit and you know it,” The man growled angrily, retorting to a statement that apparently only he could hear. He cocked his head again, before he stiffened as he heard something beyond the doorway.

He whirled around; moving far quicker than a man with his apparent injuries should be able to and levelled his sword at the dark doorway,. With a roar of fury, he thrust his sword forward and from the sharp tip came a brilliant flash of light. Lightning zapped forward, illuminating the entire alley for a split-second, before a thunderous echo blasted through the surrounding area. The conjured bolt of lightning disappeared into the darkness and although the man couldn’t see into the unnatural shadows, he gave a dark smile as something behind him loudly screeched in pain, a horribly chilling noise that would have sent shivers down a lesser person’s spine.

The man panted softly as he leant against the brick wall of the alley, wincing in pain as more blood seeped from his wounds. He shook his head dazedly and lifted his left hand up from his heart, opening his bloodstained hand to stare at what lay inside. On his calloused palm lay a single silver coin, no bigger than the size of the man’s knuckle. On one side of the coin, there was a rough and faded portrait of a solemn woman and when the man flipped the coin over, the other side revealed an insignia of some kind, made up of three short wave lines and a jagged triangle.

Suddenly there was a loud crashing noise from behind the man and he took a deep breath, steadying himself, before he clasped the coin in his hand and with all of his strength- which was far greater than that of a normal human being- hurled it over the shopping centre roof. He watched the silver coin arc through the air with wide eyes; as if he couldn’t believe what he had just done, tracking it until it went over the roof and out of sight. The man was shaking, his hands trembling and quivering as he turned to face the threat alone, his sword coming up as darkness leapt from the doorway. Quivering and twisting shadows lanced out towards the man, who cut them down with deft strikes of his sword as if they were real matter. The injured man spun around, his sword flying through the air with a whistling noise as he struck down another tendril of darkness with ease, his teeth bared in animalistic rage.

For a few seconds, it seemed that the man was easily able to hold his own, but whether it was the wounds that caught up to him and slowed him down or the warped shadows that started striking out at faster speeds, after a mere fifteen seconds of battle, a shadow twisted out from the darkness and struck forward, twisting into the man’s arm during mid-strike. The man screamed in agony as liquid shadow poured into his body and his hand reflexively convulsed, his sword flying out of his grasp, through the air and landing in the midst of the rusty metal garbage cans. The man fearfully glanced around him, his eyes wide and pleading as the shadows enveloped him and a torturous scream left his throat. It was at this time that a man emerged from the darkened hallway, dressed in a tan trench coat with dark hair streaked with silver and sleepy, amused eyes as he regarded his foe.

“You will regret crossing us,” He said quietly, and the fallen man screamed again as the shadows converged on him. “Both of you.”

The screams intensified as the shadows twisted and flailed about madly, echoing in the small alley and bouncing off the walls into the open air.


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On the other side of the building, Harry shivered as another piercing scream echoed around the desolate parking lot of the shopping centre. He stepped up his pace as he pulled his schoolbag closer to his shoulder, his nervous green eyes darting around his surroundings. In a last ditch attempt beat Vernon Dursley home, Harry had decided to take a shortcut through the shopping centre, which had been temporarily closed for a few weeks now after a freak power surge had somehow fried every electronic circuit in the building. He had been almost half-way across the parking lot when the horrible screaming had started, screaming that sent chills down his spine and tears to his eyes.

Another scream pitched in the nearby distance and Harry quickly broke out into a run, fear coursing through his veins, his eyes wide with terror. Because of the very-distracting screams and the constant rainfall, Harry didn’t see the small crack in the parking lot pavement until it was too late. Harry gave a small cry of surprise as he lost his footing on the slippery surface as his right foot got caught in something and he fell heavily to the ground. Pain splintered in his knees and elbows as he whimpered to himself, his face half-covered by running water, which was circling to the nearby drain. Shivering, Harry tried to stagger up but pain lanced through him and he looked down at his legs. He had ripped the fabric of his pants around his right knee, which had been scraped badly and was bleeding already. His elbow was in a similar situation and Harry, like most seven-year-old boys, felt the onset of tears as he struggled to compose his face. Suddenly, something tinkled on the ground in front of him and Harry blinked behind his glasses, looking down. The moment he did, he instantly forgot his pains.

The object that had attracted his attention was a small, silver coin. Harry could see a faint profile of a solemn-looking woman on the side facing upwards, but it didn’t look like the Queen at all. What’s more, there was something about this coin that had Harry instantly hooked. His pains and fears forgotten, Harry studied the coin with supernatural intensity, his eyes staring at it unblinkingly. Although his left hand was trembling with both fear and coldness as he used it to prop himself up, his right hand steadily and slowly reached out to grab the coin. The fingers hovered over the coin for a split-second, before Harry grasped it with the tips of his fingers and clasped it in his palm.

Immediately, Harry felt something searing into his palm, something unbelievable hot and painful and he screamed out loud, flailing and kicking about as he shook his right hand about. His body collapsed to the wet asphalt again as he shook his right hand up and down, trying in desperation and fear to let go of the coin, or whatever was causing his pain. Tears flowed from his eyes as pain wracked his body and he continued to scream, a childish whimpering that could barely be heard over the rain and thunder. Suddenly, the previous screaming started again and this time, it hit Harry like a shockwave. Fear spread over his body like he had never felt before, dread settled in his stomach and his head pounded. He had to get out of here, he had to get home! He had to get anywhere, as long as it wasn’t here! He had to get up, to run, get up and run….get up and run…get up and run…get up and run! Get up and run, now!

For a second, Harry could have sworn he heard somebody screaming for him to run, a woman with a beautiful and melodious voice, but he darted his eyes around him and there was nobody there. Still, his instincts served him well as he jumped up and grabbed his schoolbag, his other pain seemingly fading away into nothingness as he started his flight at a sprint, tearing through the car park at speeds unusual for a normal seven-year-old. As he ran, another scream belted out into the air, which only served to spur Harry on, but this scream was suddenly cut off in its peak and Harry somehow knew that the person screaming was dead.

So he ran faster.


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It only took Harry ten minutes to arrive at Privet Drive, a time especially impressive for a seven-year-old boy, but Harry didn’t know this as he sprinted past Mrs Figg’s house, the batty cat-loving babysitter and approached Number Four. Relief sagged on his features at the sight of the house, which would have been most unusual for anybody who knew of the true environment of the house, but Harry tiredly staggered past the white-picket fence and approached the door as if he would rather be no where else. With wet and muddy hands, Harry opened the door and jumped inside, slamming it shut and locking it instantly and pressing his back on it. For a second, he stood there, his heart thumping in his chest and his breaths coming out short and gasping. A smile of relief curved his pale and trembling lips as he stood up, his legs aching from the run and his hand still clasped around the small coin, which had stopped burning him.

But the smile disappeared an instant later as he looked forward to see Vernon Dursley standing in front of him in a long-white shirt with his tie partially undone. The man’s beady eyes were narrowed and his face was darkening in anger as he regarded his most hated nephew, the bane of his prefect suburban life. Vernon’s beady eyes flickered over to the mud and water that was dripping from Harry’s sopping clothes onto the shiny floorboards and his mouth tightened in anger.

“So boy, do you have a good reason to explain your lateness?” Vernon spat out angrily, his piggy eyes reflecting the vast amount of hatred that he felt for his abnormal nephew. “And you’ve made a big mess! Who do you think will have to clean this all up? I know it won’t be you, you ungrateful dirty slob! It will be your poor Aunt Petunia, who has enough to do around the house without adding your negligent mess to her workload!”

Harry kept his head low and mumbled an apology, his entire body shivering as the adrenaline left him and the chill settled in. He kept his head low as he tried to shuffle around his Uncle, heading for his small cupboard under the stairs. But Vernon wasn’t finished with him just yet and a meaty hand clasped itself roughly around Harry’s shoulder, whirling him around painfully to face his Uncle, who regarded the boy with eyes full of disgust and anger.

“You didn’t answer me, boy,” He growled softly, squeezing down painfully on Harry’s shoulder and causing the boy to whimper softly. “Where were you?”

Harry squirmed as his shoulders ached under his Uncle’s hand and he stuttered out his answer, his eyes wide and fearful. “I m-missed the bus so I had to w-walk home!”

“That’s not what Dudley told me,” Vernon growled, tightening his grip and eliciting a small cry of pain from Harry. “He told me that you said you had better things to do than to come home, like you were told!”

Harry once again squirmed under his Uncle’s grip, and his soaked schoolbag slipped off his other shoulder and onto the ground with a loud thump, far louder than a seven-year-olds bag should be. Vernon’s eyes flickered down to the bag and a tight smile came over his face as something occurred to him.

“You’ve been stealing, boy, haven’t you?” He whispered harshly bending down to pick the schoolbag up with his other hand. He let go of Harry, who scooted backwards as he quickly pulled open the zipper, talking all the time. “You’ve become like you’re parents, a rotten, pathetic low-life criminal, despite our best efforts to turn you into a normal, civilised person. Who did you steal from, boy? Was it the school, the shops? Have you been shoplifting? Have you any idea what the neighbour would say if they found out that…”

Vernon’s voice trailed off as he pulled out his broken pair of binoculars, cracked and useless from Harry’s dreadful afternoon, and his eyes widened in shock and fury. Although Harry didn’t know it, those binoculars had been a gift to Vernon by his father before he had passed away, and now they were broken, destroyed and ruined, and it was all that stupid boys fault!

“How dare you!” Vernon boomed angrily, his voice rising to epic propositions as he glared at Harry with the utmost fury his beady eyes could deliver. His face was purpling as blood rushed to his cheeks, his veins throbbing with rage, and he growled incoherently as he moved forward, seizing Harry by the shoulder with a tight grip. Ignoring Harry’s cry of pain and stammered protests, he dragged the wet and shivering boy from the door to the cupboard, kicking it open with his feet.

Harry gave a loud cry of pain as his Uncle tightened his grip on his shoulder, until he was positive that the beefy man had broken a bone, before Vernon hurled him into the small cupboard under the stairs like a rag-doll. Harry was thrown to the floor and landed roughly, pain lancing through his small and already-aching body. Tears welled in his eyes as struggled up, turning around to face his violently angry Uncle, who stood outside the cupboard as he glared down at his nephew.

“Uncle Vernon…” He started in a pleading tone.

He was interrupted as Vernon raised his hand and backhanded Harry aside with great strength, his brawny palm slapping Harry aside with ease. Harry gave a cry of pain as he slammed into the wall and his vision flared as his head cracked on the edge of his small, wooden bed. He lay there, barely conscious as Vernon slammed the cupboard door shut. Distantly, Harry could hear the sounds of the locks on the cupboard being bolted and with a shaking hand, reached up to touch his head. Amidst the wet hair and muddy skin, Harry could feel a thick, oozing liquid gashing from his skull and took one look at it on his hand before he promptly fell unconscious.


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The next time Harry opened his eyes, he was lying in complete darkness. There was no light and no sound, and Harry could only hear the noise of his breathing, which had quickened in fright as he desperately tried to feel his bed or clothes box or anything else in his cupboard. But his hands came up empty and a soft whimper escaped his mouth as he hugged himself close. Suddenly, a speck of light burst out of nothingness right in front of him, a small sparkle of silver that instantly gained Harry’s attention. With a shaking hand, he fumbled in the darkness until he touched the sparkle. The instant he did, the sparkle flared in a powerful, bright light and everything instantly changed.

The darkness receded in a blink of an eye and from the light came the most beautiful garden Harry had ever seen. Grass sprouted from every inch of dirt, lush thick and healthy. Rows upon rows of flowers appeared from nowhere, purple-hued violets, red roses and white lilies sprouting from the ground with the grass. Trees appeared in much the same manner, as if they had been set to fast-forward, popping from the ground and stretching out to touch the sparkling azure sky, branches budding off from the trunk and leaves shooting out form on the branches. The sun beat down from the sky, partially hidden by a few white fluffy clouds. Harry picked himself up from the ground in amazement, his green eyes wide behind his glasses. Although the sight of the garden was more than amazing, it was the feeling of the place that had Harry instantly hooked. The entire place smelt of something so fresh and beautiful that Harry had never experienced anything like it before. The mere smell took away his pains and aches, leaving his entire body revitalised. His mind cleared of sorrow, of pain, of despair as he spun around, laughing happily as he gazed at this little stretch of paradise.

However, his laughter faded as he gaped open-mouthed as the most beautiful woman he had ever seen approached him, smiling serenely. With dark hair that sparkled in the soft light and silver eyes that regarded him with affection and fondness, the woman seemed to glide rather than walk over the grass and flowers, her white and silver dress flapping slowly in the soft, comfortable breeze. Harry watched with wide eyes as the woman approached him, stopping a few metres away from him. His mouth open and closed as he tried to say something, anything, but his mind was a blank, so he just stood there, staring.

The woman seemed to recognise this and spoke first, a melodious and beautiful voice that soothed Harry’s heart with ease and adoration.

“I am Meciel,” She introduced herself quietly. “And you are Harry Potter.”

This was enough to temporarily break Harry out of his stupor and he licked his lips nervously, his eyes still riveted on the angelic figure in front of him.

“W-Where are we?” He asked softly, his voice small.

“We are in your mind,” The woman answered, gesturing to the beautiful surroundings. “I created this garden to put you at ease, to make you feel better. I hope it has had the intended effect.”

“This…this isn’t real?” Harry asked softly, his eyes finally moving away from the woman as he knelt down, taking the stem of one of the flowers and plucking it out of the ground. He raised it to his nose, inhaling the beautiful scent of the rose, before he looked back at the woman, his face crestfallen. “But it feels so real.”

“I made it feel real, just for you,” Meciel answered softly and gestured to the patch of grass where had just plucked the flower.

Harry blinked and looked down, seeing another dark-red rose sprout from the ground in less than a second. He returned his gaze to the woman, his face serious.

“Are you an angel?” Harry asked her.

Meciel smiled, and although there was a faint trace of bitterness to it, Harry wasn’t aware of it as the smile burned into him, his heart soaring as he absorbed the radiance of the woman’s beauty.

“In a way,” Meciel answered pleasantly.

“I meant what I said before,” Harry said softly. “I still hate God.”

“As do I,” The woman answered softly, a smile of understanding on her face. Harry’s startled eyes met hers as she folded her arms together and began to explain.

“I was once an angel, a servant of God, existing only to do His bidding,” Meciel started softly, her silver eyes distant. “In those times, both heaven and the mortal realm openly lived side-by-side, mortal by angel, and we were all happy. However, after some time, mortal women and angels fell in love with each other and produced offspring. This angered God greatly and He decreed that all such offspring should die. I was given the task of hunting one of these hybrids down; however, as I faced it, sword of blazing fire in my hands, I could not strike it down, for it was an innocent, unknowing of what it had done wrong. God saw this and for my punishment, He banished me to the darkness, away from heaven and mortal realm, alone in the shadows, similar to what you experienced before I created this garden for you. That is my punishment, which is the punishment for most of the angels He has banished. We are the Fallen and we are alone in the darkness. We have only light, one object that can tie us to the mortal world.”

Here her gaze drifted down to his right hand and Harry followed it, unclenching it and staring at his palm, where he had picked up that coin. The skin was unmarred and undamaged, except for the centre of his palm, where a symbol comprised of three short wavy lines and a jagged triangle had been engraved into his skin.

“My coin allows me to communicate with a single human being, to experience happiness and light once again. In exchange, I offer my wisdom, my experiences and my power to aid this human for whatever he or she needs it for,” Meciel dropped to her knees, her silver eyes locked onto Harry’s emerald orbs. “I can help you, Harry.”

“How?” Harry asked in a whisper.

“I can guide you and aid you. I can share my knowledge with you, knowledge of powerful magic and skill lost to the ages. I can show you how to become powerful, show you how to become strong and great. I can help you become the most powerful man in history, if that is what you wish. I can show you how to defend yourself so that nobody will ever be able to hurt you again, even your Uncle.” Meciel whispered intently.

“You saw that?” Harry asked softly, ducking his eyes from her gaze.

“I see everything you see, I hear everything you hear, I smell everything you smell, I feel everything you feel and I know everything you know,” Meciel said softly and gently. “That is the price for my aid, my power, my strength.”

She regarded Harry with tender gentleness, a sad smile on her face as he refused to meet her eyes.

“Feel no shame, beloved one,” Meciel whispered soothingly. “You are the victim here, a victim of your Uncle and a victim of a world that doesn’t care about you. Allow me to help you and you will become so strong that nobody will ever hurt you again.”

Harry hesitated, wanting desperately to agree, to accept, to allow this beautiful and kind woman, or angel, to help him. But she wasn’t an angel anymore. God had banished her, and Harry knew from Church and Sunday school that if he accepted this offer, his soul wouldn’t go to heaven.

“Harry, God has forsaken you,” Meciel said softly, intently. “He has left you to your fate, he has abandoned you. He doesn’t care about your pains and sufferings and He doesn’t care about you. Why honour such a being that refuses to help those who worship Him in their hour of need?”

Harry sagged as the words struck him with full force, desperately wanting to deny it. But God had let Uncle Vernon beat him and hurt him his entire life, God had let Aunt Petunia shove him in this cupboard ever since he was a baby and God had let Dudley pick on him and bash him up everyday. God had even let his parents die to that stupid drunk-driver, and Harry knew that his parents would have at least loved him, if nothing else.

“Harry, God does not care,” Meciel repeated intently and then allowed a soft, gentle smile to curve her lips. “But I care, Harry. I care about your pains. I care that you suffer. I care that you live alone. We are alike, Harry, so very alike. Help me help you. Take my hand, Harry, and let us both never endure the darkness alone ever again.”

Meciel extended one of her pale, dainty hands and regarded Harry with an expression of kindness and gentleness. Harry took a deep breath and slid his palm into hers.

The first thing he noticed was that the skin was warm and soft as Meciel’s fingers enclosed around his hand. However, a split-second later Harry cried out in shock as something seared into him, a torrent of liquid heat that started from Meciel’s hand and flowed into his body. He glanced down at his hand in panic, and then raised his head to stare at Meciel, who was eyeing him intently, her eyes serious. Around them, the grass and flowers withered away as steam rose in the air. Harry could smell sulphur and brimstone in the air. The ground cracked and rumbled, trees withering and becoming no more than wasted, petrified husks. The darkness enveloped him, roared through him, bright yellow and red flames bursting in large geysers from the ground. Harry desperate tried to tug his hand away from Meciel, but her grip was as hard as steel. For a brief second, Harry’s emerald eyes met those of Meciel’s silver eyes, before everything went dark again and the smell of burning sulphur overpowered his senses.


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When Harry awoke in his dark cupboard he could still smell and taste the lingering remains of sulphur and his face scrunched up in disgust. He suddenly stiffened as everything flooded back to him and he sat up from the cold ground, his eyes frantically darting around his cupboard. There were no signs of a garden, or of fire and steam, and for a second Harry thought that it had just been a dream. But the aches and pains that had accompanied him into this cupboard were gone and his clothes were dry. That was when he felt a quick burning sensation in his right palm and he quickly brought his hand up into the light coming through the cracks of the door. When he unclenched his hand, he saw a small silver coin lying in his palm.

‘I am here, beloved one,’ said a soothing female voice. ‘I have healed your wounds for you.’

Harry whirled around, his eyes wide as he tried to find the source of the voice. But his cupboard was completely empty as usual, save for the few spiders that walked darting out of their webs and away from Harry, as if they could sense something about him that they didn’t like.

‘I exist only in your mind,’ Meciel said. ‘However…’

Suddenly Meciel appeared in his cupboard, dressed in the same silver and white clothes as she had been before. Her dark hair spilled over her shoulders as she sat on his small bed, glancing around the cupboard with barely hid disgust.

“You’re really here!” Harry breathed softly, his eyes glued to the woman.

“No,” Meciel said in her lilting voice. “I am merely creating an illusion in your mind that let’s you see me. If anybody else were to come in here, although I do not know why they would want to, they would only see you talking to your bed.”

Harry frowned and hesitantly reached over with his hand and laid it on the Fallen’s arm. It felt real, warm and alive, and Harry quickly pulled his hand back.

“You’re making me feel that, aren’t you?” Harry asked softly.

“Yes,” Meciel answered simply.

Harry nodded slowly. “What do I do now?” He asked her.

Meciel cocked her head in thought, regarding him carefully. “I can sense your skills, my beloved. I feel that you have little inborn skill with thaumaturgy. Your evocation skills are also below average. However, I sense great potential in your skills as a wand-wizard. We shall work from that to begin with. With practise, we can make a very man out of you yet.”

Harry stared at her in incomprehension, clearly not understanding a word of what she had just said. He frowned and was about to ask a question when he saw a flicker of something out of the corner of his eye. His head snapped to the left, but there was nothing there, merely a darkened corner of his small cupboard. Yet as he gazed around, he could feel rather than see something that lay below his ordinary sight.

“What is this?” He asked quickly.

“That is your Third Sight, a Wizard’s Sight,” Meciel answered. “Most wand-wizards are unable to use this gift and the few that do quickly go insane. Whenever you gaze at something with Third Sight, it will remain in your memories forever.”

“What’s Third Sight?” Harry asked, struggling to keep the panic out of his voice as something else flashed in the corner of his eye.

“The ability to see beyond the physical surface, to see into the deeper surfaces of emotion, magical phenomena, and so forth,” Meciel answered and a slight smile appeared on her face. “The next time you see a flicker, I will activate it for you, if that is your wish. Once I have done that, you will know how to turn this gift on and off at your will. Do you wish me to continue?”

Harry slowly nodded and waited in near silence. The only sound was his breathing as he sat in his small cupboard, until another flicker appeared in the corner of his eye. He felt a small tingle beneath his eyes and reflexively closed them. The retina of his eyeballs briefly itched, and then it was over. When Harry opened his eyes again, he was using his Third Sight, and what he saw made him scream in horror.

The true physical appearance of his cupboard was still there, but it had faded and something else had appeared. Later on, when Harry was coherent again, he would express to Meciel that he couldn’t find the words to describe what he had seen. The most he could say was that it was as if a thick cloth had just been lifted over his eyes and he could see with every one of his senses. The wood of the cupboard, although long rendered from the forest, were also large, spectre trees, swaying gently in the breeze. The wood was also a piece of burning timber, which was being consumed in ghostly flames. Harry could smell the smoke from the flames and the soft scent from the trees as he wrestled with past, present and future. The cupboard was a place of misery and pain for the one who lived in it and under the Sight; these emotions were visible in ways Harry couldn’t describe. Dark blotches of fear and loneliness permanently etched itself into Harry’s mind, searing into his memory. Anger and hatred burnt their way into his eyes, igniting an unholy bloodlust in his veins. Despair hung like a slimy moss, sickening and a perversion of true human nature. Harry saw all of this, more and everything. He saw ghostly figures of himself crying underneath sadness and despair, angry spectres under hatred and desire for revenge and so much more. In the middle of all of this, untouched by Harry’s Sight, sat Meciel, who watched him with luminous silver eyes and an all-knowing gaze.

In the end, Harry couldn’t take stand that cupboard for a second longer and without knowing it, crouched up as far as he could and slammed his shoulder into the locked door. Demonic strength filtered into his veins and he blow, which ordinarily wouldn’t have hurt a seven-year-old girl, knocked the cupboard door clean off its hinges, allowing Harry to escape from the cesspit of negative emotion that was his cupboard.
He emerged in the hallway, panting as if he had just run a marathon while still gazing around the house, where ghostly fires burned away, unseen by all. He barely heard the rumbling footsteps as Vernon exited the kitchen, his face twisted up into annoyance. Harry glanced up as he felt somebody approach and shuddered as he saw the true form of Vernon Dursley. Dark emotions clung around the man, irritation at those below him, disgust for the abnormal, revulsion for those who didn’t fit his vision of a pure society, and a high degree of malevolence and hatred for Harry. The instant Harry glanced at his Uncle, a leering skull appeared above the portly man’s head. It was death. His Uncle would be involved in a death in the near-future and Harry, under the influence of his Sight and the physical manifestation of the hatred Vernon had for him, soundlessly cried out for help, certain that he was about to be killed.

‘How may I aid you?’

“I can’t let them kill me, I won’t let them kill me, help me!”

“You have my power, beloved. Take your revenge and defend yourself!”

Harry let out a twisted laugh as dark power flooded through his body, sulphur burning into his nostrils. Power lay at his fingertips, a force that Harry had never felt before. He was in control, he was powerful! Nobody could hurt him again! Nobody could kill him; destroy him, especially not his pathetic, weak-minded Uncle! He was invincible and almighty and as he felt his body change into something strong and terrifying, he allowed himself to roar as he faced his uncle, who was frozen in fear, and prepared to take his revenge.

Mrs Sutton from Number Five Privet Drive was an aging woman with a penchant for dramas, especially The Bill. She, much like Vernon Dursley, enjoyed the normalcy and reliability of her suburban life, and despised those who differed from her. However, like Petunia Dursley, she was also had a very nosy nature, so when she heard a young boy screaming for his life from across the road, she hurried out of her chair and peered out of her curtains. Frowning, she regarded Number Four with calculating eyes, almost certain that the scream had been that b*****d Potter boy. After a few seconds, she dropped the curtains and turned back to her flickering TV screen. It was at this moment that a loud, bestial roar blasted throughout the street.

Mrs Sutton turned back to the window, quickly opening them and peering down at Number Four, where loud screams of agony and terror, both male and female, young and old, could be heard. Fear rushed through her as the screams continued and her hands were shaking as she peered out of her curtains. Suddenly one of the screams was suddenly cut off and the female shrieking stopped. The lone male continued screaming in anguish, an ear-splitting screech, and the curtains were parted. Mrs Sutton watched with wide eyes and trembling lips as Vernon Dursley pounded against the window, his face bloodied and desperate, before he suddenly whirled around. Vernon screamed again as something approached him, although Mrs Sutton couldn’t see who it was. Suddenly Vernon was snatched from the window, torn in half and thrown aside; blood splattering against the windows planes in thick rivers of crimson. Something screeched again, this time in triumph and victory, and the very notes of the screech send goosebumps down Mrs Sutton’s spine and she fled the curtains, using her trembling hands to pick up the telephone from the receiver and dialling the police.

“Hello?” she said in a quavering voice, fear wracking her entire body. “There’s been a murder at Number Four Privet Drive! You have to come now!”

Suddenly an explosion rocked the ground and hurled Mrs Sutton to the floor. With a groan, she landed on the ground roughly and pain spiked through her ribs. She looked up towards the window and through the curtains; she could see flames jutting from the house across the road.


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No less than a minute later, a small, young boy completely drenched in blood staggered from the house, using the shadows to hide his form as he ignored the searing flames, which seemingly had no effect on him. The powerful scent of sulphur and brimstone filled the air as the fires continued burning, and the small boy slipped away as the first of the neighbours arrived outside the former Dursley residence, staring at the flames with wide eyes, dripping a trail of blood behind him, the blood of his hated relatives, now all dead. As the Police and Fire Brigade tore up the residential street, sirens wailing furiously, thousands of kilometres away, in a large magical castle, Albus Dumbledore looked down at one of his instruments with dread.

Number Four Privet Drive was no more.



You may or may not have read this story before. It's a massive, 230k word story that is the first of three. The third is still under construction, though.

turayza


The Stylish Nihilist

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:29 pm


The Stylish Nihilist of Slytherin is proud to present:
Vampire Pretty,
a Harry Potter/Twilight parody written by kerosinkanister of LJ.
Stylish would like to inform you that the story is not yet complete, and you should follow it on LJ for the resolution; no editing was done except for minor grammatical changes; and no vampires, wizards, or Muggles were harmed in the making of this story. Canon, however, was.



McGonagall looked at the letter again.

Professor MacGonagal McGonagall McGanoggal McGonnagal (my apologies but I can never remember quite how to spell your name, and I seem to have misplaced my address book),

If you are reading this letter, I fear I have passed on and so must make a request of you. Will you please admit my grand-something or other niece, Miss Isabella Swan, to Hogwarts, along with her boyfriend, the Mister Edward Cullen, for their safety and learning? Yes, Mister Cullen is a vampire. However, I do not anticipate that being a problem as he has shown a remarkable amount of self-restraint and likely will not be a threat to the students, particularly not to our Harry Potter.

Miss Swan, while untrained, is, from all indications, both a remarkable young woman and a remarkable witch. I am quite sure she will flourish under the tutelage and direction at our fine school.

Unfortunately, we live in dangerous times (or I did live in such times). There exists a coven of vampires that are extremely dangerous and have, for various reasons with no real bearing on the content of this letter, attempted to kill Miss Swan on more than one occasion. Parallels with our dear Harry Potter abound. The safety of Miss Swan and Mister Cullen in the United States of America, their home, can no longer be guaranteed, which is why I implore you do everything possible to provide a necessary haven at Hogwarts. That is, Minervea, my final request to you.

Sincerely,

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore


McGonagall looked up at the couple in front of her. Edward Cullen, looking sullen and bored, stared at his fingernails. Isabella Swan herself stared at Edward, her mouth somewhat agape. This was Dumbledore's last request, but, despite his prodigious wisdom, McGonagall did not think this situation would be all for the best.

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Isabella Swan, with her flowing brown tresses and big doe eyes, possessed the sort of beauty of one who knows exactly how pretty she is but pretends not to so as to seem more charming even as she holds herself high above others with an air of general contempt, particularly for any boy that might fancy her aside from her vampire boyfriend.

Edward Cullen radiated an ethereal beauty, a white marble statue come to life, skin sparkling in the sun, breath sweet like a spring breeze in a meadow that only exists in fairy tales. His eyes shone like all the stars in the universe condensed into two radiant points of light. His hair...blah blah blah. Let's move on.

"Oh, Edward, what classes shall we take?"

"Why do you ask so many questions? I don't want to hurt you, Bella," Edward growled. "Don't make me hurt you. I should leave you for your safety."

"Edward, don't leave me! I love you and I don't deserve you. Please," Bella sobbed. "You're beautiful alabaster and marble. Edward!"

"My love, you are mine." He touched her face, and her eyes fluttered shut when he brushed a tear with his thumb. "I could never leave you, could never leave my life."

Seemingly struck speechless, Bella stared with half-lidded eyes.

"Ooh, Potions. That sounds interesting," Edward continued to read the class list. "Arithmancy. You will take Arithmancy."

"Topaz," Bella mumbled, still staring at her boyfriend's face. "Alabaster."

Enough of that scene.

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To say that the arrival of Edward and Bella caused a stir at Hogwarts would be an understatement. The introductions went something like this:

"I'm Edward Cullen. I'm a vampire and I'm almost one hundred years old. I don't hurt humans, though. Don't make me hurt you. I'm a vegetarian. By that I mean I feed on animals. But not people, not even ones I want to hurt. I like cars and expensive things. That's basically it." He paused. "Oh, yeah, this is Isabella Swan. You can call her Bella. But don't look at her. Don't touch her." His eyes narrowed. "She's mine," he growled.

"Yeah, I'm Bella and I'm Edward's! I love him so much. He's my world and I want be a vampire just like him so we can be together forever but he won't bite me." She pouted. "I don't like you. Uhmmmm...I'm shy and smart and clumsy!" She tripped. Thankfully, Edward caught her before she fell. "My hero!"

It may come as a surprise but Hogwarts students were falling over themselves, trying to get close to Edward and Bella.

"Will you sign my book?"

"You smell awesome!"

"I love you!"

"I love your chocolate-brown eyes!"

"Will you eat me?"

It continues in that vein for some time but this narrator finds it as tedious as the reader likely does. It should be noted, however, that, as unlikely as this may sound, Edward and Bella got their own apartments with a shared and adjacent Common Room. It may seem unwise and somewhat dubious to give such accommodations to teenagers but the Sorting Hat found itself simply unable to place them in any House due to their obvious specialness.

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"I don't really understand the fuss," said Ron Weasley, Harry Potter's red-headed best friend.

"Oh, Ron," Hermione sighed in such an exasperated manner as to suggest that not only did he not understand, he would never be capable of understanding but she would nevertheless make the attempt. "First, and least significantly, they are American, and everyone loves people from another country. Second, they are amazingly beautiful. Have you seen his eyes? Have you seen her eyes? I expect anyone with a pulse finds them at least a little fanciable. And it doesn't hurt that Edward looks a lot like Cedric Diggory. Why, if Cedric had lived, I suspect I'd have at least tried to get with him..." Hermione trailed off, a dreamy look in her not-quite-as-chocolate-brown-as-Bella's eyes. "Excuse me. Third, they are special."

"How?"

Hermione slammed her large tome on the table. "You're hopeless!" She stood, collecting her things. "Come on, Harry, let's find more interesting people to talk to."

Harry stood as well. "Er, yeah. I mean I kind of fancy Edward a little, just so you know."

Harry and Hermione left.

"You're pathetic, Ron," said Ginny. Ron didn't even realize she was around. She followed after Hermione and Harry.

At that precise moment Neville and Luna showed up. "We don't really understand, either, Ron," Neville said, and Luna nodded in agreement. "Want to go to lunch? You are always hungry!"

"Yes," added Luna, helpfully. "It's very nearly a cliché."

In the Great Hall they found ample seating as nearly every other student was crowding around Edward and Bella's table.

Ron talked with his mouth full at least twice.

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In the interest of brevity and avoiding mind-numbing repetition, large segments of the story have been omitted. The curious reader can fill in the details in his or her mind (many adjectives, adverbs, and various descriptors were abused and if this author never again hears a single thing about sparkling marble chests or ice-cold lips it will have been too soon).

Months passed. Edward and Bella held themselves aloof and apart from the student body, most of whom failed to notice this detachment and continued to fawn and dote. Harry Potter even got a tattoo on his chest – Harry loves Edward & Bella - within a large red heart.

But patience was wearing thin for the professors at Hogwarts.

"Potion! Why are you not shimmery like my eyes?" Edward pounded the table with his fist. Indeed, his batch of Amortentia, which was supposed to have a mother-of-pearl sheen, looked more like used dishwater. What it smelled like is best not mentioned.

"Edward! No potion could ever be as beautiful as your eyes. Not ever!" Bella shook her head so as to emphasize her point.

Professor Slughorn waddled to their table, two rolls of parchment clenched in his ham-hand. "Er...that looks like something," he said, gesturing towards the cauldron. He put the rolls on the table. "I feel we need to discuss your assignments."

Edward and Bella unrolled their parchments.

"Mine doesn't have a grade at all!"

"Nor does mine and that makes me want to hurt something."

The rest of the class was now watching, most with eager expressions on their faces. Slughorn rubbed his forehead. "Well, you see, neither of you actually made any attempt to do the assignment. Miss Swan, yours consists solely of 'Edward' written over three feet of parchment."

"Edward!" Bella exclaimed. Her brow furrowed. "I don't understand?"

"That's got nothing to do with the Draught of Living Death."

"Oh." Her face brightened. "Edward said I didn't need to worry about that. He tells me everything I need to know!"

"I do," Edward interjected.

"And yours, Mister Cullen," said Slughorn, craning his neck to read, "'One Hundred and One Reasons Why Edward Cullen is Rockin' Cool'?"

"I am very cool."

Ron started sniggering and was met with a scowl and a glare from Hermione and Harry.

"One hundred and one reasons! Edward, a million and one wouldn't be enough, not for you!" Bella said.

"Thanks, pet. You're swell, you know?"

"If I may interrupt, that, again, has nothing do with the assignment on the Draught of Living Death. And today, your potion looks nothing like Amortentia, Mister Cullen, and Miss Swan you've done nothing the entire time but stare at Edward."

"Edward!"

"Mind like a steel trap that one," muttered Ron Weasley.

After Luna started laughing, Hermione slapped Ron's hand and shushed him.

"I don't really understand this scene," said Neville. "Are we in seventh year? Didn't you guys already make Amortentia in sixth year? Why is Luna here? Why am I in the class?"

"Be quiet," Hermione hissed. "It's a valuable lesson and my Amortentia smells different now. It smells like Edward and Bella rolled into one heavenly mixture."

"Oh," said Harry. He leaned over her cauldron, inhaled deeply, and let out a sigh, a small smile on his lips. "It does."

Ron sniffed the cauldron as well. "It smells like a perfumed corpse."

"Does not!" Hermione very nearly jumped off her stool.

"Does so! Vampires smell like death!"

"Vampires smell like heaven!" She was breathing heavily, her wild curls escaping the knot. "Yours looks a bit off anyway," she said, crossing her arms and sitting back down.

"Yeah, well, it doesn't really smell like anything." Ron prodded his cauldron with his wand.

"Typical." Hermione smirked. She returned to doodling various forms of 'Hermione+Edward' or 'Hermione+Bella' on her parchment.

"None of this makes any sense!" Neville exclaimed. "I don't even want to be in Potions."

Luna leaned in conspiratorially to whisper to Ron and Neville. "I suspect the author is simply lazy and didn't want to have to come up with anything new. And likely didn't pay much attention to the fact that I'm in a different year. A bit shoddy but you really can't expect more from popular entertainment."

There was a low rumble and the entire room went dark.

"Edward, I'm scared!"

"I'll save you from the darkness!" Edward roared. There was a loud racket as various items fell off the bench, presumably. "Bella. BELLA!"

But just then all the light returned to the room. Edward was engaged in a valiant struggle with his stool. Bella, eyes wide, looked more than somewhat startled by the light.

"Ronald Weasley, quit playing with your Deluminator just to give us a fright," Hermione said, jabbing him in the arm with a finger.

"Ouch! It wasn't me!"

"Why else would the room have gone dark, then, Mister Genius?"

"Hey," Neville said. "Luna's gone missing!"

"You’re daft, Neville," Harry said. "She's not even in our year."

"Neville's right, Harry. She was here," said Ron.

"Since when has Neville ever been right?" Hermione asked.

"Oi! Not on, Hermione. I think the author removed her."

"That's crazy." Hermione shook her head.

"Mister Sluggy! Mister Sluggy!" Edward shouted. "Bella needs to go to Miss Plumpy." He pointed to the floor where Bella lay prone.

"What, my boy? What happened?"

"Oh, I kissed her. Sometimes that makes her heart stop."

"For–Ennervate!" Slughorn shouted, pointing his wand.

Bella sat up and started coughing weakly. "Edward?"

"You okay?"

"I–I think so. What's going on?"

"I kissed you and your heart stopped, I think. You fell down. That's not very convenient."

"Edward, a single touch of your lips would be worth a thousand deaths!"

"Miss Swan, please go see Madam Pomfrey."

"Edward?"

"You can go. I'll meet you there after class."

"Okay," she said brightly, gathering her things before she skipped out of the room, stumbling a bit.

"Back to work, back to work," Slughorn rumbled.

"Cool," Edward said. He rummaged through his bag and pulled out his iPod. "Tunes!"

"What the hell?" Neville asked. "Luna was onto something. I don't think this writer even knows what century we're in.”
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Sooner or later, it was Christmas. Professor Slughorn was, of course, throwing another party for the Slug Club.

Hermione Granger even asked Ron Weasley, Harry Potter's red-headed sometimes best friend, again, to go with her.

"Just as friends, mind you. I don't like you that way." Hermione grimaced, and pulled a piece of hair from her mouth. "But you can't be a worse date than McLaggen turned out to be." She shivered, as if feeling very cold. "Anyway, his reputation far exceeds his–"

"That's really more than I needed to know," said Ron. "Besides, I'm going with Parvati Patil."

"Parvati Patil?"

"Yes?"

"Why?"

"She's fit, Hermione. Does Ron Weasley need any more reason than that?"

Hermione considered this for a moment. "I suppose not." She turned to leave but then turned back. "Wait a minute! Neither of you are in the Slug Club. How can you be invited?"

"Dunno. I don't think it really matters, though."

They were interrupted by a loud shriek.

"Oh, Edward, of course I'll go to the Slug party with you. I thought you'd never ask!" Bella flung her arms around Edward.

They were all in the Great Hall, obviously. Should have mentioned that earlier.

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Cut to the party.

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"Hello, Ron, Luna." Neville walked up. "Wow, I'm at a Slug Club party! How'd that happen?"

"Who knows," said Ron.

"Where's Parvati, anyway?" Neville asked. "I thought you were coming with her."

"I thought I was, too, but for some reason I'm here with Luna instead."

"I don't mind," said Luna. "I always thought we were suited. More than you and Hermione, anyway."

"Yeah," Neville said. "I thought so, too. You and Hermione just fought, and she's so much smarter than you are. And you haven't laughed at Luna in years!"

"Right. Luna?" Ron asked. "Are we supposed to be together now?"

"Maybe. Though I expect it won't come up again."

"True. Usually we're just thrown together to get me out of the way for Hermione to shag someone kooky like, uh, Euan Abercrombie," said Ron.

"Who's he?" Luna asked.

"Got me, I was just fishing for a name."

"Ah."

"I think he's in Gryffindor," Neville said. "But he's young, maybe third year or something."

"Okay," Ron admitted, "So Euan Abercrombie was not the best example. But you get the idea. Anyway, I think you're cool, Luna."

"Thanks, Ron, you're tops."

Five minutes or so passed, during which the substitute, second-rate Trio (Ginny is way better than Ron, any day!) went to get drinks. They tried to avoid Harry, Hermione, and Ginny, who were engaged in an engaging discussion about whether they'd get off with Edward or Bella first. Harry chose Edward. ("That chest!") Hermione chose Bella. ("Because I want to know what it's like to kiss a really hot girl, our lips tangled, her hot wet mouth, her tongue dancing with mine.") After they shook their heads, Ginny said they were silly. ("Both.")

Also, Pansy Parkinson blushed and said "Hi, Ron" before running away cause she has a really big crush on him (that's why she's so mean!).

"Look," Luna said, pointing to the other side of the room, past many of Professor Slughorn's impressive guests, to Isabella Swan. Bella was wearing an amazing light purple dress that accentuated her long pale, swan-like neck. Luna wasn't actually pointing at Bella, she was pointing at Sanguini.

Sanguini was a vampire, too, and he was with his friend, Eldred Worple. But Sanguini was looking at Bella's neck.

Bella was talking animatedly to Edward, obviously. He looked amazing. But he didn't seem to be paying very much attention. He was glaring at Sanguini, the latter either unaware or unaffected.

Sanguini licked his lips.

"Uh oh," Ron said. "This looks like trouble."

"Yeah," Neville said.

"Are your wands handy?" Luna asked. No, Ron and Neville did not laugh at the possible double entendre. They aren't the absolute least grown-up wizards possible, though Ron isn't at all mature.

Bella threw her arms up. "Fine!" She stomped her foot. "If you won't then I'm going to find someone who will." She stomped off, madly. Everyone watched her go.

"Huh," said Edward, shaking his head. "Wait!" Bella either didn't hear him or ignored him, the cow. "Why did my Bella leave?" He glared at the vampire Sanguini again.

Sanguini gave him a smile that was probably more than a little smug. Edward scowled and went to stand in a corner, glowering at anyone that happened to get close.

"Wow," said Luna. "I can't believe Bella actually walked away from Edward."

"Yeah," said Neville. "Who'd have guessed she had it in her. At least Edward and Sanguini didn't get into a fight."

"The night is young," said Ron. It was a prescient comment, though they did not know this at the time.

After the free bar turned into a cash bar, Luna, Neville, and Ron left the party. This was shortly before Harry and Ginny carried a drunk Hermione out. She had tried to touch the beautiful but unimpressed Edward.

As the night was still young as far as nights go, they were wandering about the castle. On the stairs going up to the seventh floor they found a small figure in school robes lying on the steps. On closer inspection they found it was Colin Creevey, very pale, eyes wide, with two perfect, small punctures in his neck.

Ron Weasley said something that would have got him in big trouble with his mother, had she heard him.

Luna Lovegood looked crestfallen.

"Oh, this really sucks," said Neville. "Colin survived in this AU just to get killed by a vampire?"

Ron swore again.

Luna leaned down to close his eyes. "One of us should tell McGonagall."

Then, they heard voices from upstairs, in apparent argument. They drew their wands.

"Let's stick together," said Neville.

Ron and Luna nodded, following Neville up the stairway.

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The scene was tense.

Edward, enraged, was near-flinging himself at Sanguini, growling every time Sanguini ducked or dodged. Bella in hysterics was crying, shouting at Edward to stop, though he took no heed.

"Vampire!" Edward shouted. "How can I not touch you? I am way faster than any human!" He growled and swung a fist, a fist that Sanguini easily avoided.

"Apparently, you are not faster than me."

"Edward! Don't!" Bella wailed, trying to get between Edward and Sanguini. Unfortunately, Edward's next blow caught Bella's head, sending her straight to the ground.

"BELLA!" he roared, dropping to his knees.

"Protego!" shouted Luna, creating a shield that separated Edward from Bella.

"Ennervate," said Neville, pointing to the girl lying on the floor.

Bella sat up, once again coughing weekly. "Edward, did you kiss me? Is that why I passed out again?"

"No," Ron said. "He hit you."

"Oh." Bella blinked. "I'm sorry, Edward."

"What?" Ron exclaimed. "He hit you!"

"I'm so sorry, Bella, I was trying to defend your honor from that horrible Sanguini!"

"Edward." Bella stood shakily. "I know you wouldn't hit me without a good reason." She tried to walk over to him but Luna's shield made such an attempt unsuccessful.

"Can one you please remove this so I can touch Edward?" Bella asked, surprisingly politely.

"No, first tell us what's going on," Neville stated. Luna and Ron nodded. "Why are they fighting? Or why is Edward trying to fight Sanguini?"

Sanguini looked immensely bored. He yawned.

Bella sighed. "It all was my fault, of course. I wanted to be a vampire and Edward wouldn't make me one so I was all mad at him and then I saw Sanguini in the hall and I asked him to make me a vampire and he said 'Yes" so he did and then there was that boy and I think I hurt him real bad and then Edward found me and found out and Sanguini came and Edward got mad."

She started crying. "I'm so sorry, Edward!"

Edward pounded the shield with his fists. "I can't believe you did that, Bella. I wanted to be your first."

"Oh, Edward!" She flounced to the floor. "I know. I so wanted you to be. I was just so mad and it seemed like a good idea at the time but now I'm tainted." She wiped her eyes.

"You are," Edward said, and very dramatically turned his back to Bella.

"Hold on a sec," said Ron, incredulously, eyebrows way up. "Let me get this straight. You–" he looked at Edward "–wouldn't turn her into a vampire. Now never mind what an incredibly stupid idea wanting to become one was, in the first place. As we see by the now-dead Colin Creevey."

"It was an accident!" Bella wailed some more. "I was hungry!"

"Of course it was, dear," said Luna, rolling her eyes. She patted Bella's luxuriant brown hair. "Let Ron continue."

"Thank you Luna.” Ron turned to Edward and continued. "So you wouldn't turn her into a vampire despite her repeated requests and then she found a vampire who was unsurprisingly willing to do so himself."

"I was more than willing," Sanguini said sanguinely.

Once again enraged, Edward shouted "You little–"

"Hey!" said Neville. "Let Ron finish."

"Thank you, Neville. So Bella found someone willing to assist her in her stupid plan. I don't really see how not being the vampire to bite her changes your sycophantic relationship."

"She's used goods!"

This prompted another hysterical sob from Bella.

"Didn't some other vampire turn you, Edward?" Ron asked.

"Well, my father did."

"Does that make you used goods?"

"No. But I'm perfect."

"You are Edward, you are!"

"And just think. Now you can be together forever and ever and ever." Ron shook his head.

"Oh, Edward! That would be wonderful."

"It would be pretty cool," said Edward.

This is when McGonagall showed up, which is just as well since I don't think any of us really want to hear more inane dialog exchanged as Edward and Bella made up.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:24 am


Name: TonksAsKid
House: Hufflepuff
What, no Star Wars cross-over? I felt this short but sweet excerpt below to stand alone and open my imagination. This takes place about book 6. Harry is sixteen, and has just defeated the Dark Lord.

Thank you, LadyHealingHands for recommending some slight tweaking. Hope you like it!

Harry Potter and the Attack of the Clones
Author: Merkwurdigeliebe

URL:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2134100/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Attack_of_the_Clones
Rating: PG-PG-13 aka T aka Teen

The world would rejoice, as it is prone to do after Dark Times are defeated, but never would they know of what happened to Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived.

His portal was odd, indeed... none of its kind had been made before, but nonetheless, it occurred and Harry Potter was flung backwards, long ago into a time unheard of... in a galaxy, far far away.

Perhaps he had a destiny to fulfill. Whatever governs our universe, whatever magic or whatever force guides us and shape us - creates us - breaks us - felt it necessary to do such a thing, to right a wrong it felt it had made or perhaps to correct a lapse of judgment - nobody is perfect.

Nonetheless, the portal flung open into a temple, a temple not of arcane sorts nor entirely ancient but a modern one with an expansive archive detailing of many wars, and many conflicts that had happened - perhaps they would be more intelligent than the fools upon Earth who forget their history. A temple with many scholars, and masters to teach them.

This temple wasn't in open country like the school where Harry Potter had just finished his final battle of good versus evil, but rather was in a large city so vast that the expanse of it covered the planet it was on--the planet was entirely comprised of the city. Skyscrapers that put to shame the primitive culture of Earth's ones. Speeders, as the inhabitants called them, zipped along the air in designated routes that held no road but rather hovering signals that determined whether or not you could zip along or come to a stop to allow others to.

Coruscant. Capital World, as it was known to those under the guidance of that government, was where the temple was.

Coruscant held the senate building, a large, immaculately designed structure that stood near the temple Harry Potter was about to fall out of. Thousands of senators who represented other planets came here, and thousands of them would decide upon the laws that were upheld in the galaxy. All voted to elect one man to lead, one man to govern their proceedings and decide important decisions.

Supreme Chancellor. Elected five years ago after an odd incident above a small planet named Naboo. Perhaps he had his own agenda - who knows? What is important is that he is the Supreme Chancellor, once Senator of Naboo - Palpatine.

Even more important was a small green figure moving slowly, as if injured, through the High Council chambers of this Temple - the Jedi Temple. The Temple for the sworn protectors of the light, the justice bringers, and the defenders of the galaxy. He was the only one there, simply gazing out at the two setting suns of Coruscant, thinking heavily upon Anakin Skywalker, apprentice of Obi-Wan Kenobi, and his improvement. He sensed fear, of course, as he had five years ago when he agreed to allow training. He sensed anger, of course, as he had five years ago, but the boy worked very hard to control his emotion.

It was as he turned around, sensing a disturbance in what he called "the Force," that he saw an elegant white portal come into formation. The small, simply dressed green figure with wispy gray hair upon his head and a brown gnarled staff in one hand tilted his head to the side. He was baffled, though did not show it, as it was not proper for the High Council Leader-elect to do such things as hop on one foot in concern and amazement. He observed upon it calmly to all appearances, as all wise Jedi do.

He did not need to think further upon its purpose, as a slender boy, of what he guessed fifteen or sixteen - Anakin's age - fell through the portal and onto the floor with a sickening thud and lay there for some time. The little creature hobbled forward and analyzed the young lad.

The boy had jet-black hair that was rather untamed, a nicely shaped face that held what the 857 year old Master Jedi termed "Aristocratic" cheeks, and a rather skinny physique. The boy's face was towards him, and as the boy stirred, emerald eyes peered outwardly, squinting. Glasses lay feet away, but the child's eyes widened as he caught sight of the green Jedi Master.

Harry, still shaken up from the landing, could see perfectly clear without his glasses, yet what he saw disturbed him.

He wondered if he was dead.

The green Jedi Master, Master Yoda, was wondering how such an event could happen and wondered even more, exactly how strong this young one was. The 'Force' flowing off the boy was amazing. Even more amazing was the purity of it. He grunted, and hobbled a little closer to the boy who was slowly getting up.

"Master Yoda, I am," the short creature said.

Harry was baffled by the diminutive little creature - strangest house elf he had ever seen, and called a Master? - and his raspy voice, as well as the way he spoke, "Mas...Master Yoda?" he said timidly - he was a bit suprised to not find himself squished under a large beam dying a painful death to conclude his rather tragic life and he was wondering if he was saved the gruesome experience, "Err... am I dead?"

"Hmm," replied Yoda, "Dead, you are not."

"Where am I then..." he inquired, his stomach grumbling. "Bleh... do you know Dobby?"

"Inquiring, you are, when I should be the one asking questions," Yoda replied, with a smile, "To the first, on Coruscant, you are. To the second, Dobby, I know nothing of."

"Oh," he said, standing up slowly and stumbling, "Pardon me for my intrusion then," he said lamely, as he looked around the beautifully decorated room with red curtains hanging on the windows and ornate tile and columns that lined the walls. He moved for the open door, baffled by his surroundings but seeing no need to bug a house-elf who was most likely going to get punished for having a stranger in the house.

'Rather chubby House-Elf,' pondered the boy as he was about to leave out the exit when it slammed shut.

"Hold on, stranger," spoke Yoda from behind, mildly amused.

Harry turned around and raised an eyebrow, "Err, yes?"

"Many questions, I have for you." he inquired, "Help you, I will, upon answering them."

"I suppose...," the boy said, moving back into the room. Yoda was surprised by the boy's lack of fear around a Jedi, or in its council room. In fact, the boy was confident, but not overconfident. He would almost think the boy was one of his star pupils if not for the fact that he wore no Jedi garment, nor had he seen him, and he certainly knew every member of the Jedi Order in the last 700 years.

"Name, you have, yes?"

"Yes sir - Harry James Potter."

"Hmm," was the reply, "Age?"

"Sixteen."

"Homeworld?"

At this, the boy cocked an eyebrow, "Homeworld? You mean hometown right? I live in Surrey although I usually go to Hogwarts..."

"Homeworld, I meant," said the Jedi, "Interesting, this most is. Interested, I am, that you are the workings of the Force. Concerned, I am, you have no idea of what I am talking about. Think, I do, that the windows behind me, you need to take a good look through."

Harry Potter wanted to laugh since he was indeed confused and had no idea what the house-elf was talking about but decided to humor the creature and looked out the window - really looked out it.

He noticed speeders flying by and the thousands of skyscrapers that dotted the setting sky and not one, but two suns falling below the horizon, slowly. He pulled his wand out of his pocket but it was not there. Yoda watched as the boy moved forward and peered out of them and raised his hand, as if something was guiding it and thrust it forward. Yoda's eyes widened at the strength of the Force that flew forth from the hand and then shattered the window.

"Interesting, this most certainly is," he whispered. By all accounts, Yoda was strong. Only one was stronger than him that he knew of, in the Force, although not trained as well as he was - Anakin Skywalker. This boy, though, was another. He could feel it without needing to use a counter. Whether he was stronger, strong as, or weaker than the Child of Jedi Prophecy, he did not know. Yet.

The boy looked out the window, and tilted his head. Thousands of memories and ideas spread through the confines of his mind - he was not on Earth, the main one.

"Bloody hell," he whispered, reminiscent of Ronald Weasley's most coined term. It was intoxicating - the skyscrapers, the speeders, and the bustle and grandeur - all beautiful. He turned around and looked at the Jedi Master, and found it odd that he was not afraid. He felt himself understanding something, that this was another path...

'Life's next big adventure,' he mused, remembering the first thing that stuck with him from his mentor, Albus Dumbledore. He simply smiled, which caught Yoda by surprise.

"I don't suppose you have any lemon drops, do you?" inquired Harry, "because you are not going to believe what just happened to me," he finished, running a hand through his already disheveled hair.

"Lemon... drops?" replied Yoda, also smiling - he sensed something happening here. The Force was telling him to trust this one, trust him as opposed to treading carefully when the case of Anakin Skywalker had been brought up.

"Bleh..." said the boy, clutching his stomach, "I don't suppose you're a house-elf either?" the Jedi Master shook his head, "Nothing to eat, then?"

"Hm-hm-hm," laughed the diminutive Yoda, "Follow me, you will."

Sixteen year old Harry Potter, who had accepted easily what few would have. Of people who trespassed against him, of Dark Lords, and of being sent five thousand years in to the past and into a galaxy some trillion light years away from his own, walked out of the High Council chamber with Yoda the Jedi Master, and towards the kitchens of the Jedi Temple.

Life's next great adventure for Harry Potter, had begun.




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Eleven chapters were written in this story, apparently abandoned and not finished. I loved this particular part which I pulled out of the first chapter because it could stand alone, as both a trailer and a story in itself.

TonksAsKid


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:01 am


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:25 pm


Oh my. I'm humbled by how many of you voted for Computer with a View so far!
I liked TonksAsKid's Star Wars cross over - my second favorite fanfic this month. Thanks Tonks! I really liked Scottie MiaKitty's Twilight cross-over, and I laughed at Vampire Pretty. I just finished reading Twilight, and thought Vampire Pretty was pretty funny. I liked Bella in the book, but the story really made fun of her. The best line in the fic was Hermione's: "And it doesn't hurt that Edward looks a lot like Cedric Diggory!" Anyway, I voted for my entry redface because I really want to win the August letter, and because I love that fic.

It won me when Scott is describing his first meeting with Dumbledore, and just got sweeter and sweeter. What did you guys like about the stories this month?

Diana Tregarde

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