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 Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:20 pm
WHAT YOU WANT DONE WITH YOUR BODY, YO?
This might sound cheesy... but all my life I've had a fascination with the moon. I've always wanted, ever since I was 4 years old, to go to the moon. It would be totally intense, and I would be able to die happy. I love space.
Even though it'll probably never happen, I have this fund that I keep on the side so one day I might be able to pay for a ride to go to the moon.
So, I decided if I never make it to the moon, I want to be cremated, have my ashes in a jar and I want it on the moon. All the money I have saved up will go towards the funds that it will take to get me (and my loved on who wants to take up this challenge) to the moon. I want my jar to be labeled with my name, age, where I lived, that kind of life I had (in short), and why I am placed where I am.
Yeah. Stupid. I know...
So... enlighten me.
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:02 pm
 Apparently there's something where you can have your ashes after cremation mixed into cement blocks which are placed in coral reefs to provide more of a habitat.
I'd love to have that done.
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:31 pm
KaitouKunoichi Apparently there's something where you can have your ashes after cremation mixed into cement blocks which are placed in coral reefs to provide more of a habitat.
I'd love to have that done.
That would be really awesome. :3
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:37 pm
I want my gravestone to say "******** me while I'm still whole"
I am so crass.
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:51 pm
If I live to be older than you, I'll take your ashes to the moon. (( Except, 1.) It's probably illegal to spread ashes on the moon and 2.) I'm not sure gravity would keep them down?))
I don't really care what happens to my body. I don't really want to be buried and take up space though.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:48 pm
I'll have sex with some bodies if you really want it, kids. I NEED A WRITTEN CONSENT FORM FIRST THOUGH.
I have no feelings about it either way.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:01 pm
I'll probably...
yeah...
depends how i die...
and if it's lame or if it's actually kind of cool.
but.
no one's getting my organs.
that s**t is mine.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:35 pm
You know that little organ donor thing on your ID?
Makes you feel good, right? You imagine yourself getting in some sort of fatal car wreck and then your eyes going to help a 12 year old girl see for the first time.
In reality, your skin and tissue is harvested and put in some fat arab's d**k to make it thicker.
Think on it.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:11 pm
The Mighty Z-Rex You know that little organ donor thing on your ID? Makes you feel good, right? You imagine yourself getting in some sort of fatal car wreck and then your eyes going to help a 12 year old girl see for the first time. In reality, your skin and tissue is harvested and put in some fat arab's d**k to make it thicker. Think on it.
LOL.
That's terrible.
I'm not a donor, though.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:29 pm
Zeit Rachen Havoc The Mighty Z-Rex You know that little organ donor thing on your ID? Makes you feel good, right? You imagine yourself getting in some sort of fatal car wreck and then your eyes going to help a 12 year old girl see for the first time. In reality, your skin and tissue is harvested and put in some fat arab's d**k to make it thicker. Think on it.
LOL.
That's terrible.
I'm not a donor, though.Next time I see a sightless 12 year old girl asking someone what "green" is I'll think of you. And I will BOIL.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:35 pm
The Mighty Z-Rex Zeit Rachen Havoc The Mighty Z-Rex You know that little organ donor thing on your ID? Makes you feel good, right? You imagine yourself getting in some sort of fatal car wreck and then your eyes going to help a 12 year old girl see for the first time. In reality, your skin and tissue is harvested and put in some fat arab's d**k to make it thicker. Think on it.
LOL.
That's terrible.
I'm not a donor, though.Next time I see a sightless 12 year old girl asking someone what "green" is I'll think of you. And I will BOIL.
Next time you see a sightless 12 year old girl, I would like to know.
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:41 pm
Zeit Rachen Havoc The Mighty Z-Rex Zeit Rachen Havoc The Mighty Z-Rex You know that little organ donor thing on your ID? Makes you feel good, right? You imagine yourself getting in some sort of fatal car wreck and then your eyes going to help a 12 year old girl see for the first time. In reality, your skin and tissue is harvested and put in some fat arab's d**k to make it thicker. Think on it.
LOL.
That's terrible.
I'm not a donor, though.Next time I see a sightless 12 year old girl asking someone what "green" is I'll think of you. And I will BOIL.
Next time you see a sightless 12 year old girl, I would like to know.My cousin. Check and mate.
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:30 pm
The Mighty Z-Rex Zeit Rachen Havoc The Mighty Z-Rex Zeit Rachen Havoc The Mighty Z-Rex You know that little organ donor thing on your ID? Makes you feel good, right? You imagine yourself getting in some sort of fatal car wreck and then your eyes going to help a 12 year old girl see for the first time. In reality, your skin and tissue is harvested and put in some fat arab's d**k to make it thicker. Think on it.
LOL.
That's terrible.
I'm not a donor, though.Next time I see a sightless 12 year old girl asking someone what "green" is I'll think of you. And I will BOIL.
Next time you see a sightless 12 year old girl, I would like to know.My cousin. Check and mate.
Well, if I was guaranteed my eyes would go to her, I would do it.
If there is a way, tell me how.
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:53 pm
I'm thinking I'd donate my organs.
But I want to make sure they know I'm dead.
I mean, I might as well donate my organs.
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:16 pm
Zeit Rachen Havoc The Mighty Z-Rex Zeit Rachen Havoc The Mighty Z-Rex Zeit Rachen Havoc The Mighty Z-Rex You know that little organ donor thing on your ID? Makes you feel good, right? You imagine yourself getting in some sort of fatal car wreck and then your eyes going to help a 12 year old girl see for the first time. In reality, your skin and tissue is harvested and put in some fat arab's d**k to make it thicker. Think on it.
LOL.
That's terrible.
I'm not a donor, though.Next time I see a sightless 12 year old girl asking someone what "green" is I'll think of you. And I will BOIL.
Next time you see a sightless 12 year old girl, I would like to know.My cousin. Check and mate.
Well, if I was guaranteed my eyes would go to her, I would do it.
If there is a way, tell me how. Put that s**t on your ID and maybe the week you run headlong into that bus there'll be a lull in pencildicked arabs.
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