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 Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:41 am
 Poetry Contest
June 27 at 11 am EST- June 28 at 11 am EST
She encourages you to write a poem about a specific subject matter.
It can be as short as a haiku or as long as you want it to be.
Picture poems are nice, too.
This contest will run for 24 hours, and the bard will win 1 point.
To choose you subject matter, roll in the thread a 6-sided dice.
The number you get will correlate with a subject you have to write about.
Only roll once.
Submit poems in the thread, too.
1- carpet stain removers
2- creepy cottage
3- eggs
4- pokemon
5- fires
6- paper
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flower guts rolled 1 6-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-6)
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:02 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:06 am
There's a lot of things we see on our Carpets.
Especially the large amounts of disposes by pets.
We get so frustrated, it just won't make it.
So we run around crazy and naked.
Just kidding maybe, but then maybe not.
Maybe i enjoy being a big butt.
But we all know we want it clean.
No stains or blots, no big scenes.
So we reach out and grab a can,
Because of shi*, we're not a big fan.
We point it at that mess, like a big gun.
And spray it like crazy, it sure is fun.
Then it's all over like a war on a battlefield,
Like when Bannana skin is totally peeled.
We can all rest now, 'cause it's clean.
And no more dirt to make us all mean.
(*Tries and looks for what poins are . . .*)
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jakebond2 rolled 1 6-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-6)
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:21 am
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Yi`er generated a random number between
1 and 6 ...
4!
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:58 am
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CrackSpade rolled 1 6-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-6)
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:07 am
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Con rolled 1 6-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-6)
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:10 pm
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fairie lore rolled 1 6-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-6)
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:20 pm
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Korosuki rolled 1 6-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-6)
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:39 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:32 pm
The Paper Cut
When I grabbed the paper
It shanked my poor little finger
I started yelling ******** burned like the police taser
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:18 pm
Will it do the trick?
A small little spray... It stings!
Burning sensation.
Oops. Sorta forgot about this until right before I had to go to sleep. >>
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Fweedle rolled 1 6-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:23 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:27 pm
Pokemon
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Running around being total retard
Stopping for nothing but pies and tarts
Pokemon running wild and free,
It just pooped on me, god damn it.
Idunno...
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Syrcaid rolled 1 6-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-6)
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:29 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:33 pm
3- eggs"Egg Haiku"
the eggs on my plate
were supposed to be over easy
instead are over hard
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