Zeit Rachen Havoc
REX! How young you going to be, huh? 19 years closer to death - 1 year left.
sad OLD AS DIRT. We Irish don't live long.
I thought of this one today. Some sort of prioritized noise canceling mechanism. When I start telling a story and there's that guy that has to jump in every other word to try and inject something gets silenced. He says whatever, but nobody can here it. Then, when I'm done with my thought all of his s**t gets out.
It would go like this. "As we were leaving this car starts coming down towards us. The guy stops his car right infront of us, gets out and comes over to speak to us. He introduces himself as an undercover police officer and then two more cars and four more officers show up. Then they start asking us all for our IDs and pull us out and start patting us down. This guy rubbed my d**k, it was lame. Plus I had that s**t in my eye so I was in a bad enough mood anyways. So this guy starts asking me questions and he's convinced we've been sitting in the car performing some sort of evil magicks because the guy in the back seat described us as "Good friends" and I said we were acquaintances, proving that we are stoner rapists who just dumped a hooker in the woods."
Now that I'm done all what I was saying then all his s**t comes out at once "where were you going? who is it? Why would he do that? What's he say? What does he want? so there were five cars? Why only three? Did they all ri, how many cars were there what did they want what ID why patti he touched your d**k did you like it lol what was in your eye what eye why did you have something in it why were you in a bad mood what questions did he ask you out he thought you could do magic!?!?!! was he retar why didn't you say you were good friends why just acquaintan who was smoking pot who has sex why did you put here there what woods?"
I think if that device existed those people would realize how overwhelmingly annoying they are and how stupid it makes them sound and, depending on how long a store you tell, he could still be questioning me as they put me in the squad car.