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 Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:08 am
So we've got a "what guitar would jesus play" but no satan... What would he play? He'd totally play this evil Hello Kitty guitar. 
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:49 pm
I would think that the prince of darkness would teaR it up on a B.C. Rich or an ESP, like this,  But I caught him, sure enough, playing a Stupid little First act.  I guess Satan is a begginer, or a little short on cash.
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:09 pm
He would play a guitar made of puppy tears, and string it with freshly plucked kitten whiskers.
The name of it can't be read by human eyes, so they hired a fat old white guy named Esteban to sell them with his name on them. (What? Did you really think the RedSox won the world series by themselves?)
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:22 am
PunkRockFaces He would play a guitar made of puppy tears, and string it with freshly plucked kitten whiskers. The name of it can't be read by human eyes, so they hired a fat old white guy named Esteban to sell them with his name on them. (What? Did you really think the RedSox won the world series by themselves?) Damn. Thats Hardcore. eek
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:48 pm
I had a contest with Satan a few years ago. He plays a Gibson SG with a human spine as a strap. I won the contest and he said he'd give me a golden violin as a prize but back in '79 he had to give his last one to some arrogant little jerk named Johnny.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:38 am
Hey is that "The Devil Went Down To Georgia"
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:11 am
Xx_Falling_Emo_xX Hey is that "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" Lmao!! Yes that is!
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:19 pm
i say dimebag darrells razorback
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:32 pm
sweet mary jane Xx_Falling_Emo_xX Hey is that "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" Lmao!! Yes that is! I'm surprised how everyone gets the joke when I tell that story. But I did always picture Satan playing a normal guitar like a Gibson SG or a Les Paul and he only has okay guitar skills which he uses to play power ballads and soft rock instead of heavy metal like you'd expect.
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:12 pm
Fenky sweet mary jane Xx_Falling_Emo_xX Hey is that "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" Lmao!! Yes that is! I'm surprised how everyone gets the joke when I tell that story. But I did always picture Satan playing a normal guitar like a Gibson SG or a Les Paul and he only has okay guitar skills which he uses to play power ballads and soft rock instead of heavy metal like you'd expect. Pfft... duh, Nickelback much?! I keep telling people that they're evil, but nobody believes me.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:29 am
PunkRockFaces Fenky sweet mary jane Xx_Falling_Emo_xX Hey is that "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" Lmao!! Yes that is! I'm surprised how everyone gets the joke when I tell that story. But I did always picture Satan playing a normal guitar like a Gibson SG or a Les Paul and he only has okay guitar skills which he uses to play power ballads and soft rock instead of heavy metal like you'd expect. Pfft... duh, Nickelback much?! I keep telling people that they're evil, but nobody believes me. I never really saw a connection. I just thought they sucked and that Miley Cyrus was the under cover Satan musician but now it all makes sense...
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:18 pm
Fenky PunkRockFaces Fenky sweet mary jane Xx_Falling_Emo_xX Hey is that "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" Lmao!! Yes that is! I'm surprised how everyone gets the joke when I tell that story. But I did always picture Satan playing a normal guitar like a Gibson SG or a Les Paul and he only has okay guitar skills which he uses to play power ballads and soft rock instead of heavy metal like you'd expect. Pfft... duh, Nickelback much?! I keep telling people that they're evil, but nobody believes me. I never really saw a connection. I just thought they sucked and that Miley Cyrus was the under cover Satan musician but now it all makes sense... who doesn't get that, but honestly I agree Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana is an undercover satan, just look up Hannah Montana meets Tenacious D on youtube and you'll see what I meen about Disney being satanic, and Nick Jonas being a crazy mothe f-er
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:31 am
colaric-2118 Fenky PunkRockFaces Fenky sweet mary jane Xx_Falling_Emo_xX Hey is that "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" Lmao!! Yes that is! I'm surprised how everyone gets the joke when I tell that story. But I did always picture Satan playing a normal guitar like a Gibson SG or a Les Paul and he only has okay guitar skills which he uses to play power ballads and soft rock instead of heavy metal like you'd expect. Pfft... duh, Nickelback much?! I keep telling people that they're evil, but nobody believes me. I never really saw a connection. I just thought they sucked and that Miley Cyrus was the under cover Satan musician but now it all makes sense... who doesn't get that, but honestly I agree Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana is an undercover satan, just look up Hannah Montana meets Tenacious D on youtube and you'll see what I meen about Disney being satanic, and Nick Jonas being a crazy mothe f-er I hate the Jonas Brothers too but I think of them as the henchmen of Cyrus. They'll be playing a concert in my town on my birthday so I'm asking for tickets and an RPG. Anyone want to invest in something like that and get rid of all the crappy...well can we even call them musicians?
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:51 am
Fenky colaric-2118 Fenky PunkRockFaces Fenky I'm surprised how everyone gets the joke when I tell that story. But I did always picture Satan playing a normal guitar like a Gibson SG or a Les Paul and he only has okay guitar skills which he uses to play power ballads and soft rock instead of heavy metal like you'd expect. Pfft... duh, Nickelback much?! I keep telling people that they're evil, but nobody believes me. I never really saw a connection. I just thought they sucked and that Miley Cyrus was the under cover Satan musician but now it all makes sense... who doesn't get that, but honestly I agree Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana is an undercover satan, just look up Hannah Montana meets Tenacious D on youtube and you'll see what I meen about Disney being satanic, and Nick Jonas being a crazy mothe f-er I hate the Jonas Brothers too but I think of them as the henchmen of Cyrus. They'll be playing a concert in my town on my birthday so I'm asking for tickets and an RPG. Anyone want to invest in something like that and get rid of all the crappy...well can we even call them musicians? we already had Hanson we never needed another one
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:06 pm
sweet mary jane I would think that the prince of darkness would teaR it up on a B.C. Rich or an ESP, like this, [x]But I caught him, sure enough, playing a Stupid little First act. [x]I guess Satan is a begginer, or a little short on cash. Well, if this is true, then I must say that Satan wears some short shorts.
Anyway, wasn't it settled in the Jesus thread that he'd play this guitar?
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