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 Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:36 pm
Ah yes...come in come in....I've been expecting you! Now-now. Don't be frightened, step right up and get your fortune read. For the bargain price of 5 GG I will reveal to you what your future has to offer...ooo! Oooh! I'm sensing you're thinking this is a pack of lies, but be warned...my predictions are 100% accurate. Don't believe me? (Well I wouldn't believe me either, but hey, I just want the benefit of your doubt.) So don't be shy..., don't feel low.
<(@_@)> Have a go...and I'll tell a....
Um...
Prediction!! *cough* (Oh this is killing me.) *cough*
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:07 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:31 pm
As you wish! *begins to invoke the spirits* He-wah-ka-ta--oh-che
se...*gibberish* ImsorryIdidn'trealizethatasyourwhale-oh-cha-wei...
*Opens eyes* AHA!
You're family tree shows that you are an Amazon...the age of four teen-teen. I see you're tea kettle has burst into flames back home. I also see in your mailbox...hmm...it's a package from your great uncle...it's a fruitcake sad
Your astrological sign is Yield, am I correct?
Frighteningly accurate aren't I?
Your past is covered in ice cream. You might get someone to clean that up. Your future is clear, however, you will adopt an African Orphan and name him Bob. He will earn a Master's Degree in Physics but will move to Russia shortly after becoming a communist.
Ooh! I see you will become a stock-market wizard and become rich. But you will never be famous as either Merlin, "Magic" Johnson, or David Blaine.
You're Lucky Numbers are: 58, Q, another Q, a third Q, and a batman symbol.
Anyway, that is your fortune...PM me 5 gold within the next 2 millennia. Don't forget now!
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:41 pm
thanks 5 gg is coming ur way!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:40 am
hahahaha, can I have my fortune told please? Oh mystic one xD
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:12 pm
SILENCE!!! I KEEL YOU!!!
~Achmed
Thx, Achmed
Everyone governs themselves,
~~Libra~~
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:49 am
Can you do my fortune please.
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:41 pm
Oh please read my fortune. I'll give u 100GG.
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 3:50 pm
Lol, no psychic is 100% accurate, it would take a lifetime of absolute dedication to training it. And if you want to learn how, teach yourself.
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