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High-functioning Hellraiser
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 Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:04 am
Moving in thread RP to the Guild
Jazz: What the freak was that for!? -stomps off in a huff-
Niraj: -walking around with the hat over his eyes- -runs into Jazz- NOOO! -looks and scurries behind a tree-
Jazz: -blinks and watches Niraj hide- What is with the Yelling?
Niraj: -looks around- -takes the hat off and looks at it- :3 Hi.
Jazz: Hello. Long time no see. Mind tellng me what that No was all about?
Niraj: Uhmm...-looks back to the porch of Krankyland- -counts the number of empty bottles consumed by him and Meth- -looks back at Jazz- Uh...I don't know.
Jazz: -follows Niraj's gaze- Oh, had a bit of a drinking party eh? Maybe you should sit instead of running around every which way.
Niraj: Only a little. -shrugs- No, I'm fine, really. -almost falls over-
Jazz: -Tries to steady Niraj- Right~ You are just pefect like a bloomin flower on a sunny day. Off to the porch with you. You need to rest than hangover off.
Niraj: -is steadied- Nooo, I'm finneeee...
Jazz: Fine, you just almost fell over and have a hang over! D:
Niraj: -whispers- Actually, I'm still drunk. -laughs-
Jazz: All the more reason to get you to a nice safe relaxing place! -grabs Niraj's hand and tugs on it- Come on. Lets get going.
Niraj: -is tugged on- Ah, no! People might think we're togettthhhhheerrrr.... -follows him anyways-
Jazz: What do you people might think we are together. I'm just dragging you somewhere. Nothing 'coupley' about that.
Niraj: You're holding my...hand. -pokes Jazz- They'll think I'm gay! And believe me! I am as straight as a four dollar bill!
Jazz: -Lets go- Fine, if you think people will think we are together then I won't hold your hand, but I trust you will follow me, right?
No! Hold me! -clings to Jazz- I'm so lonely... -snuggles-
Jazz: -looks down at clinging Niraj- Uh..ok then? -holds and pets- I thought you said we would look gay and that you didn't want that.
Niraj: -is petted- I'll tell you a secret. I am gay.
Jazz: Ha..haha. As gay as that 4 dollar bill you were talking about?
Niraj: No! I'm as gay as a broomstick! Silly~
Jazz: A broomstick...how..- thinks- oh..Oh! oh. Right! Ha. Lets go! -grabs Niraj and pulls him along once more-
Niraj: Yay! -follows, skipping girlishly-
Jazz: -stares at the skipping- Really, drunk or sober, you are still the same either way. I don't know if that is a good thing or a bad thing...
Niraj: It's because I'm a fairy.
Jazz: o0 ....And~ what a pretty little fairy you are. -stops and tries to get Niraj to sit down- why don't you sit here and rest a while? Do you need anything?
Niraj: Hahah! You're...so...sweet. -sits- Noooo, I told you, I'm fine. ;o; Oh snapdiggeru. I am as gay as that four dollar bill.
Jazz: Why thank you. Fine, if you say you are fine then I will quit, but if you aren't fine then just say so. What do you want to do then?
Niraj: :3 -clings to Jazz- Lets make faux babies.
Jazz: -gets stone still and blushes- Make babies?
Niraj: Yeah, like, you know, little fuzzy things. -snuggles Jazz-
Jazz: How about we play 50 questions.
How do you suppose we make said babies?
Why do you want to make babies?
Why would you want to make said babies with me when we don't know each other that well?
Are you sure you are fine?
Are you sure you aren't just saying that cause you are drunk?
Niraj
Thass...not...fifty...butokay.
First you glue two pom poms together an' thenyouput googley eyes on it.
Babies are coolllll.
Just becauseeee.
No, I'm not sure...
ANDDD.
I'm not drunk!
Jazz:
...I don't have fifty questions unless you want fifty stupid questions. D:
That would be a weird baby.
Some babies are cool.
That is a great answer.
Alright then...
If you say so then lets go make babies just lead the way.
Niraj
Okkeeey!
-grabs Jazz and tugs at him-
-stops-
I'm hungry.
Jazz: =w='
Would you like me to take you to my place and get something to eat?
Niraj
YES.
-insert break time-
Part numero Duel.
Niraj
-bleepitybleepbleep-
Jazzy: -munches on a swiss roll-
-still hungry-
But what about the ho's?
Who needs the ho's!
-stares at Jazz's roll-
Jazz: -stares warily at Niraj, at his box of swiss rolls, then back-
...
-sighs-
Want one?
Niraj
-back to hungover depressive Niraj-
Noo...I don't need one.
Did you know, that wine was invented by the romans?
For orgies?
;_;
Orgies are no fun if no one wants to do y-
Jazz:
-munches-
No, no I did not know that. Nothing sexual is ever fun if no one wants to...assist in your acts. Don't worry. You'll find someone one day. Hopefully not someone for a one night stand sort of thing.
Niraj
-sweatdrop-
Oh, one night stands.
Heh.
Uh, I've already had a few of those.
Don't wprry though~
I always use a condam so they won't get me pregnant.
Jazz:
That is very nice and um, responsible of you Niraj.
You don't want to end up getting a gift you can't return.
Niraj
Yeah!
Ewwww!
I don't wanna get fat!
-giggles-
Not like I can get pregnant, and my...partners can't either~
Jazz:
I was talking about the lines of a gift that can't be seen but can keep on giving, if you don't know said gift was given to you...
Niraj
-giggles-
I know, I know.
Thats what the rubbers are for.
I'm not careless.
Okay.
Maybe I am.
But jeez.
Plus, I check them for any visible things.
It's not like I'm gonna boink a guy who's got cuts or nasties all over him.
Jazz:
-laughs-
Alright alright, just making sure all is right and you have been playing safe is all.
I've known those who didn't play safe and...things did not work out well for them.
Niraj
Hah!
Yeah, like they say; Practice safe lunch, wear a condiment!
<3
Jazz: -munches on hostes cupcakes-
Right~ Went through sex ed once in school. I don't think I need to relive it again.
-is getting grumpy-
Niraj
Hehe...
Sex Ed was grosssss.
They had something called Mr. Woody.
I don't think I need to explain what that was.
-takes a twig and draws hearts in the dirt-
Jazz: That is just nasty and wrong, and very very sad.
Yet, it is better than actually having someone with wood come in and doing demonstrations.
-looks down at the drawings-
Hearts?
Niraj
Hehe, yeah, that'd be funny...yet...gross.
Hmnn...
-sighs-
Yeahhh..
Hearts.
-draws some more-
Jazz: Why hearts? Hearts are kind of typical.
-is hyperly tinkering with the bell on his necklace as his speech gets faster-
Don't you think hearts are typical? I mean EVERYONE draws hears in the dirt!
Why not, I dunno, a rabid robot bear attacking a poor town while the clouds smile?
I mean that is different! No one draws that!
Why is it so freaking hot out here and why is the sky so blue!? Why can't it be gray! Oh just F this!
-drops and curls up on the ground-
Niraj
WHAT the HELL?
FINE.
I won't f**kin' draw hearts!
I draw your f**ckin' robot!
GOD DAMN.
CALM THE F**K DOWN!
-is about to walk off-
-looks at Jazz-
Are you okay...?
Jazz: -curls tighter and shakes his head with a whimper-
No...not really...
Niraj
-sits next to him and looks at him all worried-
I'm sorry I yelled...
-pats Jazz's shoulder-
Jazz:
Mm, It's not your fault. I started it.
I just..need to rest a while..
Niraj
Oh...okay.
-curls his tail around his feet and pulls his arms up to his chest, sort of watching Jazz-
You don't need anything?
Jazz:
No, I'm...good.
-clings to his bell-
You don't..have to stay. You can leave..if you want.
Niraj
Oh...
Well.
I'll stay, just incase.
-grin-
You stayed when I was drunk, so I'm just repaying the favor.
-tries to change the subject-
Thats a nice bell you got there.
Where'd you get it?
Jazz:
-smiles-
Thank you.
The bell? It belonged to my ex.
Niraj
Oh!
Ha, this -points to his locketchoker- was given to me by my ex.
See.
-pops it open and shows of a defiled picture of said ex-
He was a b*****d.
He kinda...forced me into things, if you know what I mean..
Jazz:
I'm sorry. That must have been ...I can't really find the word.
I never had that kind of problem with my ex. We never really did anything, well, I never really did anything on my part. Kind of felt bad since he wanted to and I didn't feel ready...
He left and died in an accident. That was the end of it. Still don't know why I keep this thing. Guess it makes me feel like someone still cares.
Niraj
Yeah...it was...wierd.
But, hey! I'm fine now!
Plus, I've had worse stuf happen to me.
Right now I can't keep anyone down.
I've gone through more people in the last month than somone could go through in a year.
It's not something I'm proud of.
I'm sinlge...again...and, well, yeah.
-frowns-
Aww...
I'm sorry.
But, you know, it's good, that you held off.
Don't feel bad!
It's not worth...loosing it...if you aren't ready, trust me.
-sighs-
Jazz:
I've never really thought about losing it or doing it or anything related to it.
Not with guys. Not with girls. Not even in my dreams. I guess I haven't found someone I would even think about doing it with yet.
-looks up-
Maybe you are just searching too hard or in the wrong place.
Niraj
-flops down next to him-
It hurts if you don't want it.
Maybe I am...but it's hard being confined.
You have so few choices in a place like this.
Jazz:
-chuckles to himself as he turns over-
True, with all the limits it is hard to find someone and at times it does seem best to play the field I guess, but maybe if you wait it out you might find that someone faster. Cause you never know, you might miss them while you running around and going through everyone else.
Though, there is still a chance of missing them while you are waiting for them, but it is still worth waiting.
Niraj
Hmm...
-also turns over and looks him in the eyes-
You know, I like the way you think.
I'll wait.
Right here.
Maybe mister right will trip over me.
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:17 am
Jazz: -looks back a bit suprised-
That is a first, a suprising first.
Here, why here?
Whenever he shows up don't go tripping him on purpose or let him hit the ground. That would be a weird way to welcome him.
You also must introduce me whenever you find him.
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High-functioning Hellraiser
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:55 pm
Niraj
Hey, it's true.
I'm not about to lie to you.
I get you, and...I think you get me, somewhat.
Do you get me?
Here...
Because I'm too lazy to find somewhere else.
-grabs Jazz's arm-
No! Stay here.
He won't fall and hit the ground!
I won't let him get hurt!
He'll fall on you so he has a cushion~
Yeah, I'll introduce you.
And, hey, if he's not my mister right, he might be yours~
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:11 pm
Jazz:
Alright. Alright. I'm staying.
In a way, Yeah, I think I get you in a way. I don't think I ever talked or hung around someone for this long before unless I was forced to.
I feel so...special to be your Mr. Right's cushion for when he falls. I'll be sure to be the best cushion in the world! -throws his hands in the air-
Naw, I don't think I'll meet Mr.Right just cause he trips over one of us.
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High-functioning Hellraiser
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:23 pm
Niraj
Good!
-giggles-
Oh, thats good.
No one ever gets me, not even in a way, unless they've known me for a long a** time, and, you haven't known me for that long.
Oohhh~
Maybe we're desitned to be lovers because we get eachother~
-says this in a gushy voice-
Damn straight you feel special!
...
Me niether.
-sigh -
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:57 pm
Jazz:
A, come on Niraj.
-Holds and brings closer-
Don't get all sighy.
Who knows maybe it is destiny, but just hang in there. Something will turn up.
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High-functioning Hellraiser
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:03 pm
Niraj
-is shocked that he's being held-
What?
Destiny...
Hmm...
...
-blushes and snuggles up to Jazz just to see what happens-
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:34 pm
Jazz:
What what? It could be destiny if you believe in that stuff, or you could say it is that way it is or what ever.
-holds Niraj closer as he rests his head Niraj's-
You comfortable or do you want me to let go?
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High-functioning Hellraiser
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:49 pm
((xD I thought I was in the main thread, and I got very confused.))
Niraj
I don't know about destiny...sometimes I think it's destiny, and it isn't...
But sometimes...
-snuggles closer and smiles-
I'm fine.
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:38 pm
Jazz:
-strokes Naj's hair-
Eh, it is just part of life. More confusions and being ******** over time after time until you find what you are looking for, but all that bad stuff does make finding what ever it is more meaningful and better.
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High-functioning Hellraiser
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:01 pm
Niraj
-sighs-
You're right.
I don't want to sit around moping and questioning things like fate or destiny.
That'll just get me depressed.
-grins-
But, I don't think I'll be depressed anytime soon.
-hugs Jazz and laughs-
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:31 pm
Jazz:
-laughs and hugs Niraj back with a slight purr-
That is good to hear. Glad to see your spirit is back up now.
I shall try my best to keep you happy and from thinking about such a depressing topic like this.
You know, hanging out with you hs helped me out a lot.
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High-functioning Hellraiser
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:55 pm
Niraj
-nuzzle-
Yeah, you seem better too!
Aww, you don't have to do something like that.
But...I'll try my best to keep you happy too!
Yeah...you helped me out too!
I don't feel like a 'worthless, loveless, fairy f*****t' anymore.
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:12 pm
Jazz:
Ha, Thanks.
'worthless, loveless, fairy f*****t'? Wow, that is very...interesting and, uplifting.
Mind telling me how you are a fairy?
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High-functioning Hellraiser
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:21 pm
Niraj
It is uplifting, isn't it!
Well, duh.
I'm a fairy, because, I'm a superhero.
-thinks-
Oh!
-grabs a marker out of his pocket, and draws an "X" on one of his fingers, and then draws an "X" on Jazz's-
-presses the "X's" together-
There~
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