...so, I'm kind of like, I dunno, on a short term haitus from the computer.
Apparently Asian kinkies eats up a s**t load of bandwidth or something at my house, I honestly couldn't tell you what the ******** up with that. Which has an interesting story attached to that too.
So, I'm sitting here in my room this morning after my mum's gone out to do some shopping since we eat out too much for our own good sometimes, and I hear a knock at my door. It's my dad, and he's got this really weird a** look on his face, right? So he looks out of my room for a moment, then slips in and produces something shiny from behind his back. I'm automatically staring at it as it is since it had my attention in the first and I notice a few scantily clad women on the front. My dad, being one who loves getting to the point, goes "Now make sure your mother doesn't find this when she goes snooping through your room". And I'm just looking at him, and then back at this dvd and I just ******** lost it I fell laughing so damn hard. HE WENT OUT AND BOUGHT ME PORN. PORN! HOLY ******** BABY JESUS ON A CROSS PLAYIN' THE BAGPIPES, BATMAN!! At this point, I can't stop laughing like an idiot since my dad actually went out and bought me something he used to lecture me about watching. He still had the last laugh though, as there was only one asian in it. Bummed about that part, but I guess it's still pretty damn funny.
You can delete this if you want Sabby, but I just thought this was too good to pass up telling you guys. I'm sneaking on here anyway, so I'm asuming s**t's gonna fly if this ever gets back to him.
Peace bitches!!
Apparently Asian kinkies eats up a s**t load of bandwidth or something at my house, I honestly couldn't tell you what the ******** up with that. Which has an interesting story attached to that too.
So, I'm sitting here in my room this morning after my mum's gone out to do some shopping since we eat out too much for our own good sometimes, and I hear a knock at my door. It's my dad, and he's got this really weird a** look on his face, right? So he looks out of my room for a moment, then slips in and produces something shiny from behind his back. I'm automatically staring at it as it is since it had my attention in the first and I notice a few scantily clad women on the front. My dad, being one who loves getting to the point, goes "Now make sure your mother doesn't find this when she goes snooping through your room". And I'm just looking at him, and then back at this dvd and I just ******** lost it I fell laughing so damn hard. HE WENT OUT AND BOUGHT ME PORN. PORN! HOLY ******** BABY JESUS ON A CROSS PLAYIN' THE BAGPIPES, BATMAN!! At this point, I can't stop laughing like an idiot since my dad actually went out and bought me something he used to lecture me about watching. He still had the last laugh though, as there was only one asian in it. Bummed about that part, but I guess it's still pretty damn funny.
You can delete this if you want Sabby, but I just thought this was too good to pass up telling you guys. I'm sneaking on here anyway, so I'm asuming s**t's gonna fly if this ever gets back to him.
Peace bitches!!
