OMG!!! so I'm SOO amazingly HAPPY right now. Like I can't even describe how AMAZINGLY, DISGUSTINGLY, REPULSIVELY happy I am right now.
OK, so as like a VERY tiny part of you know I have a friend. His name is... lets call him... Smerik.
OK, so a couple of months ago, in like January actually, he started being REALLY nice to me. He gave me like 40 lbs of cheese... and chocolate. I know, RANDOM! But he had heard me talking about liking cheese and chocolate, and it was his way of being, romantic I guess. And he was ALWAYS doing favors for me, whenever I asked for anything, or said anything about doing anything, he would like rush over and do whatever.
AT THE TIME! I thought he was just being a REALLY good friend, or an EXTREMELY nice guy, or he was like trying to be Jesus. Until my friends were all "yeah, he wants in your pants" and I was all O.O............
So I just lived in denial for like a couple days... but then he was all "you're dating some kid online"... and I was all "Yeah... I'm not..." and he was all "YEAH YOU ARE!! You're always talking to him blah blah blah!"... I don't feel like getting TOO much into it. BASICALLY I texted with this kid Spork, you guys might know him. ANYWAYS Smerik assumed I was trying to get in his pants... which I wasn't... cuz he lives a trillion years away... rolleyes .
THEN he was all "Yeah, I can't really deal with all this stuff right now". Meaning the fact that I didn't want him, since apparently people ALWAYS want him, and he didn't get why I didn't want him. SOOO one day he was all "I'm going to Japan for a year". And I was all "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!". Long story happens, people think it's my fault, people yell at me, they all realize it wasn't, they all leave me alone.
AND THEN!!!! TODAY!!!! HE COMES BACK!!! AND HE BRINGS ME FANCY JAPANESE CANDIES!!!!! AND HE'S ALL "I'M STAYING FOR GOOD!! JAPAN WASN'T FOR ME!!" (He didn't scream all that... but I felt like caps lock was appropriate for that sentence). So we sit around, and eat fancy Japanese candies... and he also got some of that Pocky s**t... STILL taste like s**t to me... so I'm officially giving up on it.
And then Thursday he's having a Welcome back party and he invited me FIRST!! He invited me before he invited anyone else! ACTUALLY he came to visit me before he went to his house... THAT IS DEVOTION!!
BUT now we're gonna be hardcore friends. And that's it. Because we decided that relationships mess s**t up. PLUS I'm way better to flirt with than be in a relationship with. 3nodding
BUT YAY!!! I'M HAPPY!!!! HE'S BACK!!! AND NOW HE CAN GIVE ME MORE CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sigh*... I don't even think anyone will care... but hey... it's better than being lactose intolerant... SO DEAL! talk2hand
OK, so as like a VERY tiny part of you know I have a friend. His name is... lets call him... Smerik.
OK, so a couple of months ago, in like January actually, he started being REALLY nice to me. He gave me like 40 lbs of cheese... and chocolate. I know, RANDOM! But he had heard me talking about liking cheese and chocolate, and it was his way of being, romantic I guess. And he was ALWAYS doing favors for me, whenever I asked for anything, or said anything about doing anything, he would like rush over and do whatever.
AT THE TIME! I thought he was just being a REALLY good friend, or an EXTREMELY nice guy, or he was like trying to be Jesus. Until my friends were all "yeah, he wants in your pants" and I was all O.O............
So I just lived in denial for like a couple days... but then he was all "you're dating some kid online"... and I was all "Yeah... I'm not..." and he was all "YEAH YOU ARE!! You're always talking to him blah blah blah!"... I don't feel like getting TOO much into it. BASICALLY I texted with this kid Spork, you guys might know him. ANYWAYS Smerik assumed I was trying to get in his pants... which I wasn't... cuz he lives a trillion years away... rolleyes .
THEN he was all "Yeah, I can't really deal with all this stuff right now". Meaning the fact that I didn't want him, since apparently people ALWAYS want him, and he didn't get why I didn't want him. SOOO one day he was all "I'm going to Japan for a year". And I was all "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!". Long story happens, people think it's my fault, people yell at me, they all realize it wasn't, they all leave me alone.
AND THEN!!!! TODAY!!!! HE COMES BACK!!! AND HE BRINGS ME FANCY JAPANESE CANDIES!!!!! AND HE'S ALL "I'M STAYING FOR GOOD!! JAPAN WASN'T FOR ME!!" (He didn't scream all that... but I felt like caps lock was appropriate for that sentence). So we sit around, and eat fancy Japanese candies... and he also got some of that Pocky s**t... STILL taste like s**t to me... so I'm officially giving up on it.
And then Thursday he's having a Welcome back party and he invited me FIRST!! He invited me before he invited anyone else! ACTUALLY he came to visit me before he went to his house... THAT IS DEVOTION!!
BUT now we're gonna be hardcore friends. And that's it. Because we decided that relationships mess s**t up. PLUS I'm way better to flirt with than be in a relationship with. 3nodding
BUT YAY!!! I'M HAPPY!!!! HE'S BACK!!! AND NOW HE CAN GIVE ME MORE CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sigh*... I don't even think anyone will care... but hey... it's better than being lactose intolerant... SO DEAL! talk2hand
