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 Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:30 am
A new poll every DAY!!! So check back as much as you can!
Feel free to make poll topic suggestions.
mrgreen
For record keeping, I'm going to post the results of each poll as it closes.
That way we know what we voted!!!
SECRET PRIZE FOR SECRET VOTE! POST YOUR ANSWER CHOICES WHEN YOU VOTE FOR A CHANCE TO WIN.
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:44 am
do you like fire?
YES! What a stupid question to ask in this kingdom, as if there's anyone here that DOESN'T like fire.... 2/50
^__________________^ 0/0
I wanted to select the "no" option just to be different, but I can't lie- I LIKE FIRE. ..A LOT. 2/50
Total Votes : 4
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have you ever felt like you were being watched by a squirrel?
only when picnicking 0/0
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always. @_____________@ And the all watch me, it's not just one. 0/0
No, but there's a really fast turtle that follows me everywhere that has a huge mouth full of sharp teeth that unhinges like a snake's and it's shell is covered in spikes and it has eyes like a spider and a unicorn's horn on it's head..... 3/100
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What happened to today's poll?
It slept in late. 1/50
It thought it was a pole and went to a strip club. 1/50
Total votes: 2
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where is the...
love 1/50
...um, cheese? 0/0
Turtle? I haven't seen it in a few days and I suspect it's growing tentacles somewhere, plotting against me while rubbing it's shell shiny with the picnic blanket it stole from me last sunday!!!! >: ( 1/50
total votes: 2
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which option will you choose?
option 2 0/0
option 1 2/100
total votes: 2
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so what are you doing right now?
I'm eating a sandwich with a pig. I invited him over for lunch. 0/0
I'm shining my shoes. Only, I'm not wearing shoes, so I have really shiny feet now. 2/66
I'm building a panic room/bomb shelter in case the turtle comes back... 1/33
total votes: 3
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Charlie!
Candy mountain, candy mountain! You fill me with sweet sugary goodness! 3/100
We must return the amulet to the banana king! 0/0
total votes: 3
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I thought I woke up to the sound of a rushing tornado!
*Turns it off quickly, then hides the loud, industrial fan under a sheet* Really? I don't have anything to do with it....REALLY! *drags the fan out of the thread and shoves it back into the wheelbarrow of holding* 1/33
QUICK! Eat this can of tomatoes. They'll make you stick to the ground so the tornado can't suck you up! 1/33
Go tell someone else, I'M still sleeping! *pulls blanket up over head* 1/33
Total votes: 3
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you will be fined for unauthorized use of the color purple.
But I'm almost out of rotten vegetables. WHY MUST YOU DENY ME SO? 1/50
Did you hear, Ping? Cow's surgery was a success! The functionless stomach has been removed and replaced with the appropriate bag pipe. AND I bought the stomach off ebay and plan to make it into a sock puppet. 1/50
TT___TT But the turtle forces me to use the color purple. 0/0
Total votes: 2
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As you're walking along, you happen upon a box trap with candy underneath. What do you do?
Tip the box onto it's side, take the candy, then follow the string attached to the stick in an attempt to find the person trying to trap me, walking conveniently into their secondary trap: A net. I should have suspected. 1/33
Do a dance around the box, and invoke Saccharine! Then crawl under to eat the candy and get trapped like a moron. A MORON WITH CANDY. ^_________^ 2/66
....I wouldn't happen upon it, I'd be the one setting it up...... 0/0
Total votes: 3
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How about you?
can't stand the stuff 1/33
I like mud! 0/0
Awful weather we're having. ^_____^ 0/0
Isn't this poll from the "S O A P" thread? 0/0
Can I have these votes when you're done with them? 2/66
Seriously, this is the poll from the "S O A P" thread. What a rip off! *storms
out of the voting booths, and is promptly eaten by the turtle beast* 0/0
total votes: 3
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Xyl is coming at you with a chainsaw!!! You....
...um, die? 2/25
Are a zombie looking for braaaaaains..... 4/50
Hope it's imaginary, and run like heck anyway. 2/25
total votes: 8
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Eventually, you drive to work. It's long and boring and full of traffic jams. Halfway there, your favorite tape gets eaten by the tape player. You...
might cry, if you had any emotion left. 0/0
dismantle the tape player.. and build a faster, better tape player. 0/0
grit your teeth and stuff the tape in your pocket, with the throwing knife. 0/0
blow up the car. Walk to work. 0/0
climb into someone's backseat, hide, and hitch a ride to work. [not that it really solved your dilemma, but wasn't it fun when they freaked out?] 3/60
abandon the car. Steal another car. Better safe than dead... 0/0
are just having a rough day, aren't you? You get Joe to tap-dance on the hood of the car, and feel slightly better when a bridge hits him. 0/0
eat the tape. Hey, at least it didn't go to waste... 0/0
are just glad you memorized everything before the tape was destroyed. 1/20
know Xyl is somehow behind it and plan revenge. 1/20
total votes: 5
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Have you looked at the plushies ping makes yet?
No, where are they? I WANNA SEE! 1/25
Yes, and they were the cutest plushies EVER!!!! @____@ 1/25
*thunk* You could have had a V8. Made with real vegetables, and now C4!!! 2/50
Talk to me later, I'm busy hunting down Xyl. She's in league with the turtle.... 0/0
total votes: 4
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To be, or not to be?
I can feel your thoughts all over me! 1/33
Toast! That is the answer! 1/33
I hope he comes home safe. 1/33
Total votes: 3
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Should this thread include daily games/prizes to win?
YES! 2/40
No thanks, I couldn't eat another bite. 3/60
Total votes: 5
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You're afraid of...
spiders 0/0
toilet seats 0/0
SamekhMem 0/0
water 1/50
toes 0/0
sneezing 1/50
Total votes: 2
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No poll today.
Aw. : ( 2/50
Fine. I can live with that. BUT THERE BETTER BE ONE TOMORROW! 2/50
total votes: 4
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cruentation
the oozing of blood, especially from a corpse 2/50
the art of the crouton 1/24
a method of making a cake 1/25
total votes: 4
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Cellophane, Mr. Cellophane......
Shoulda been my name! 4/80
I'm just a little cat. Feed me fish, scratch my ears. 1/20
total votes: 5
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I wouldn't eat it, WOW!
BUT IT ATE YOU!!! 1/33
killer tofu, eeeyai! 2/66
total votes: 3
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zombies.
KILL THEM!!! 1/33
I'm already one of them. 2/66
total votes: 3
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I love the sound of rain...
Wearing a hat and cane!!! 2/33
The feel of a dollar bill. 0/0
I love the feel of grain... 0/0
Blood coming down like rain showering me!!! 0/0
That everlasting thrill during the final kill... 3/50
....body dumped in a landfill, got off scot free 0/0
These are all the little things that make me smile 1/16
Total votes; 6
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boop boop...
Robot! 1/20
Betty Boop! 4/80
Total votes: 5
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what makes you happy?
Cake
SUGAR. and CAFFEINE. 1/25
Fruits'n'nuts and the kingdom of insanity 3/75
total votes: 4
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Rocking horse?
I'd rather have a rocking cow. 2/66
I'd rather rock out like a tree frog!!! *bangs head into things* 1/33
Total votes: 3
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Does Ping really take martial arts lessons?
No, she's lying. 0/0
How should I know? 0/0
YES! 2/100
Total votes: 2
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If I had a million dollars...
I would steal it from you! 0/0
You'd be rich. 1/33
I would make sure I was in the will. Then kill you. 2/66
Total votes: 3
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You're walking along, minding your own business, when suddenly....
The turtle appears from no where and tackles me! Thankfully, I was prepared, and wearing full body armor so it's heavily spiked shell couldn't do as much damage. 4/80
I see someone get tackled by something that might have been a turtle, before it mutated. 1/20
Total votes: 5
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This is SamekhMem's hat.
So it is. 1/50
Can it be my hat from now on? 0/0
This would be more interesting if it were his underpants. 1/50
Total votes: 2
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Which one?
The 7 of flying pigs. 2/50
Vegan disco! 0/0
I eat your heart for breakfast! NOMNOMNOM...2/50
Total votes: 4
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Evil turtle!!! What do you do?
RUN! 1/33
Walk quickly! 2/66
Dump glue on it, and hope it sticks! 0/0
Total votes: 3
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Samminch =
Sandwich. 2/33
Samm's inch. 4/66
Total votes: 6
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I want this poll to have lots and lots of votes!!!
+ vote! 5/100
Total votes: 5
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THERE'S A NEW POLL!!!!
It's about time! GIMME MY POLL GOLD! 0/0
>.> 2/100
Total votes: 2
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There's a magical vending machine floating around the kingdom somewhere!
I heard it's a creation of the goddess Random 3/60
I heard it's evil, and was put there by the turtle! *shifty eyes* 2/40
Total votes: 5
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There once was a tiny white elephant who lived in a bottle.
Her name was ??? and she loved her bottle home very much. 2/100
She was eaten by a regular sized cat! : D 0/0
Total votes: 2
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what should you do in case of a turtle attack?
make soup! 0/0
Run in circles completely naked to throw it off your trail! 2/40
Throw pickles at it! 2/40
Pay to Cake, god of cake! CAKE WILL SAVE US ALL!
Total votes: 5
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If you were a cat, what would you be doing right now?
Mourning the loss of my reproductive goods. 0/0
Hutning things. Like mice. Or the damend fluffy thing attached to the string.... 1/50
Trippin' out on catnip. DUH. 1/50
Harrassing the dog, by chewing on his tail. Or whatever. 0/0
TOtal votes: 2
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Ping made COOKIES!!! : D
What kind? If they aren't chocolate chip, I don't want any. 0/0
AWESOME! 0/0
OOOooooOOOOO, cherry chip sugar cookies makde from cake mix, my favorite! 0/0
SHE'S TRYING TO KILL US ALL!!!! RUUUUUUUUN!!!! 0/0
Those aren't cookies - They're bombs cleverly disguised as cookies! 0/0
Hoorah! I wanna eat 'em. 1/50
o___o They're cherry chip sugar cookies made from CAKE mix?????!!!! YOU SHALL DIE!!!! *weilds flamming sword of unavoidable doom* 1/50
total votes: 2
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So there's this bunny, right? And he's hopping along in the forest, and like, bops some dumb little bird on the head....
Then the good fairy comes down, and shoots him with her rifle. It IS rabbit season. >: D~ 5/62
The birds get revenge that night, and peck out his eyes! 3/37
total votes: 8
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Fishy fishy!
*tap on glass, feed foam flakes* 0/0
*whistle whistle* 0/0
BBQ? 2/100
total votes: 2
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every time I go there...
THE TURTLE KILLS ME! 1/25
...I eat a squirrel. 3/75
Total votes: 4
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What is better?
Flying monkeys giving out bananas, duh? 1/16
The evil turtle of DOOM!!! 2/33
A pickle? 3/50
Total votes: 6
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Do you like the options in this poll?
NO! They're lame. 3/75
YES! I feel properly expressed by the options presented. 1/25
Indifferent. 0/0
Total votes: 4
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Let's make redneck soup!
EEW! Rednecks have poor hygiene! Let's make them into a roast instead. 0/0
I don't care, food is food. 0/0
I say give the reneck soup to the hillbillies. 2/100
Total votes: 2
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Let's make redneck soup!
EEW! Rednecks have poor hygiene. Let's make them into a roast instead. 1/20
I don't care, food is food! 1/20
I say give the redneck soup to the HillBillies. 3/60
Total votes: 5
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:49 pm
That's uncanny.......how did you know about the turtle?????
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:11 pm
SamekhMem That's uncanny.......how did you know about the turtle?????
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:34 pm
Do you keep all the old polls in a poll vault?
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:39 pm
SamekhMem Do you keep all the old polls in a poll vault?
they're in a messy filing cabinet.
With every shopping receipt I ever got, the socks that didn't get eaten by the dryer but lost their mates to it, and all the lint from my belly button that Iv'e been collecting since age 5.
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:33 pm
I need a write-in.....where is the bathroom????
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:37 am
SamekhMem I need a write-in.....where is the bathroom????
It's over there.
You just have to get through the wall.
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