THE SODA POP GUILD 3 WOrD STORY ( CH 1) CREATED BY: EGGOS AND THE GUILD MEMBERS (does not have punctuation lol)
Page 1: Today the penguins Are very adorable and ate cindy's Things which was a computer and Her dull orphan than her penguin beat chris up Then the penguin found a lover And found a box of tamagotchis AND THEN THEY, THEY MADE PROFIT ( end of page 1 ) Page 2: by beating up All the ugly dogs on earth than the dogs Started to attack but they died Then the lizards ate a egg then pooped bugs Out of there came baby roaches which are eating victorias fat head Then it ate. hen exploded out (victoria is a girl dat no one likes in my skool and she is obbessed with books and dragons and cuts her leg hair wit sisscors and is a cry baby) ( end of page 2) Page 3: while cindy was was in heaven the little pony made chris die Because the pony was really retarded Then the retarded pony made pie with chicken poop and rainbow sprinkles that farted rainbow And it could... eat alot of Computers and people while it had ( end of page 3) Page 4: A very large baby with a with a horn that gives everyone tamagotchis and ipods And it could... make them sleep But the ipods was possessed with with hampsters that
has evil eyes that takes your Soul away forever. by doing nothing But when it (end of page 4) Page 5: eats a cake But the ipod is still activated But it exploded and attacked cindy's Old report card Which exploded into all F grades Which ran off nto japan and Ran into a maplestory hacking device Then the GM froze cindys penguin Along with the (end of page 5) Page 6: cool mage equips Until a fireball came and destroyed All the little gray hairball lint Which smelt like rotten orange juice The old rotten lint ball had Absorbed the rotten Orange juice so... The lint ball was eaten by A crazy scientist who exploded into ( wnd of page 6) Page 7: A colorful pinata. was filled with Lots of colorful Candy and other. Items like Penguins and something pink and cotton balls And ugly aliens And a yoyo with a spinning Cup on the Side filled with mashed potatoes with Lots of delicious Gravy and a ( end of page 7) Page 8: blueberry with a Odd chocolaty center and a poisinous But yet tasty Blueberry with a diamond that is So rare that t was considered As a powerful sacred hair style Which looked like A huge fluffy Golden colored sheep That had legs Which looked like ( end of page
cool Page 9: A fat lizard Which needed a manucare with pink Milk and a turtle that has The worst smelling Legs in the Whole airport lobby That people were Running around because the turtle was eating everything it Saw and smelt Because the turtle had HIV twice ( end ofpage 9) Page 10: Because it thought can get free Ticket to go to chinatown and Get shave ice with crickets and Some kind of chinese hair and a male hooker That was a
hobo on fire With a clown dats a dog That had a fury mole on ( end of page 10) Page 11: The cheek of your moms food
With a stinky fat rat attatched so than a Mean sumo wrestler got pissed off By a small tadpole that has Never eaten for
sack of money But he had big magic wand DONE YAY MY GOODNES O.O
SIDE CONVERSATIONS IN GAME O.O
Who is Victoria? victoria is a girl dat no one likes in my skool and she is obbessed with books and dragons and cuts her leg hair wit sisscors and is a cry baby Why cut her leg hair with scissors? cuz victoria is retarded Ok? >.< by the way were talking about a rainbow sprinkle who eats computers and people, -_- Yup and why are there 3 people that post in this topic most of the time uz ppl dont no theres more subfourms Ok we need to make it more mapley lol, the guild i mean how do we do dat. i gotz no ideas) How? Curse those evil things >< Why did I think of DBZ with that.. HOW THE HELL DO TURTLES GET HIV!? O_O maybe it says in the bible o.0
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