JK but....
ok my arm started to hurt so I got some bengay and put it on my arm and then my thigh started to hurt so I put some on my thigh. I accidentally put some on my tip om my..... well..... you no sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop so then at first I was fine until it started to work then It was burning like HELL and so I started to run a scream then I stared to hold my ball sack.... but I still had the bengay on and it burned my ball sack so here I was running a screaming till I thought the shower. So I strip down and went to was it of so I start washing but I didn't was my hands first so even tough I had water all over me the bengay was still on my hands so when I was rubbing I was rubbing even more on then all of the sudden I get a fukn cramp so here I am just sitting there thinking of what I done. like about 30min later the cramp but not the bengay goes away and then i here my dad and I was like wtf. Why is he home?!?!?!?! so i went to my bro room and found some lotion and put it on. then i put on my boxer (all this time I was naked) but there was bengay on the boxers and it got back on so I took of the boxers and got new ones.... but my room is across the halls and my fukn door was lock so i grabed my key... naked and ran into my room. boys or men if you have ever zipped up your pants and got some skin stuck in the zipper (I have ) I would of rather had that instead of this burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes