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sgtcrispyckicken Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:32 pm
Here is where I will type about random things that happen during my day and I will post one every time I rember something or something happens.
you might like these and you might not but all of them are diffrent in there own ways so you might hate one but you might like another so I hope you like them all 3nodding .
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:36 pm
#1-thats right I'm numbering them
so I was bored in the hallway and Jon was kissing his girlfriend and it went a little something like this
me:...so you know I could do something compleatly childish right now
Jon:*takes a sec to fininsh kiss*what?
me: *turns around and starts shaking my butt at them* eww you got coodies
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sgtcrispyckicken Vice Captain
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sgtcrispyckicken Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:43 pm
#2-bwah ha ha ha...im on two
me and my friend DJ or you guys might know as zorpok were playing brawl after I made an unexpected 20-25min bike trip to his house after he said he got brawl and it went some thing like this
me: *totally owns him as cpt. olimar*
DJ:...you know I hate olimar now right?
me: your welcome
DJ: *looks at me all mean like*
me: *looks all smugish while having a stare down with him*
DJ: I never said thank you
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:59 pm
#3-hey I didn't have to move my finger for that
barandon was over at sarah's house (barandon is sarah's boyfriend) and he just came over (we only talked a few times before this) and I was on sarah's comp and she was in the shower and it went some thing like this
brandon: sooo...where's sarah?
me: In the shower...you know something...
brandon: what?
me: she gives a great BJ and man I haven't came like that in a while
brandon: ...*best suprized face ever*
sarah: *comes out of her room with a towel on*
me: that was awesome what you did
brandon: WTF!?!
sarah: whats going on!?!
me: *I just start ROTFLMAO literally*
brandon: did you really give him a BJ?
me: *I start laughing more*
sarah: damnit zippy (my nickname... beacuse of my last name) *she starts smiling and turns to brandon* yes I totaly gave him a five sec quicky because he just got here
sidenote-I got there like 5min before he did and I knocked on her door to tell her I was there
me: (phone starts to vibrate) im vibrateing (I allways say that...don't know why though) *answers*
sarah: *trys to calm brandon down*
me: *hangs up and starts heading towards the door* you know sarah...you should give him one too it shure calmed me down *winks then I leave*
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sgtcrispyckicken Vice Captain
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sgtcrispyckicken Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:14 pm
#4-every time you wright negitive zero a calculator explodes
we were at snack time during D&D (we totally play in his mom basement xp ) and we were just sitting there and it went some thing like this
henery's mom: HENERY!
henery: comming *goes up stairs*
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jon: *tackes me and we start wrestling*
me: not this time (we wrestle a lot...hey if is fun why not do it) *wrestles back and totally owns jon*
henery: hey one of you guys come help me!
me: K!
...we start to get to another stoping point cuse' we played for a few hours now and henery goes back upstairs...
jon: so ya zippy about that *totally tackles me agian out of nowhere*
me: *starts to win agian*
DJ: *comes out of nowhere and helps jon*
me: *is getting by but is starting to loose*
jon: *gets me pinned and starts to hump my face in victory*
DJ: *humps my arse in victory*
DJ and jon: *high fives*
me: this is horible *silt getting raped*
...after a minute of it my glasses started cutting into my nose and now it starts to bleed (its now a scar... stare )...
me: *wipes blood from my nose* ahh you dicks
jon: you liked them so much didn't you
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:32 pm
#5-rember kids it's not rape it's sex you didn't know you wanted now to let me demonstrate billy come over here.
I spent the night over at bodles (im not even gay and I would have to say he is the sexiest guy ever) house playing halo3 till 6:30 am and we were walking over to stevens house because he said he died his hair blond and we had to see it because it was something the is never soposed to happen and you know the little white poofs from the dandylions right?...well they were every where and we didn't know what it was at first because they were almost obstructing our vision
me: bodle what is this stuff...is god really happy
bodle: oh now thats sexy *starts catching them*
me: maby it's snowing in 80 degree weather
bodle: you know lets just call nuclear fall out
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sgtcrispyckicken Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:51 pm
(Giggling) Number three is just completely terrible, poor guy.
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:18 pm
oh, wow. quite interesting moments there.
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