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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:22 pm

I will move this in 6 days time.

Never before this generation has Nintendo fully had to fight another handheld for true supremacy. Therefore, it can only be certain that Nintendo will have to come up with bigger and better games than those we saw on the GBA. Right? RIGHT? RIIIGGHHHTTTT??!?!?!!

wrong.

My fellow gamers, I present to you Allen Carr's Easyway to Stop Smoking for the Nintendo DS.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:29 pm

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The Nintendo Ds. A handheld primarily designed for the younger generation. Sure it has games for your mid core to hard core gamers but unfortunately its targeted by to our youths. Perhaps Nintendo feels as its younger generation couldn’t have the complex gems it once produced such as the original Mario bros or even Megaman. Maybe they feel this day and generation enjoy playing things like Nintendogs, cooking mama, or even a sim game were you baby sit some brat and not even get paid...I don’t know. But alas our old generation suffers now a days and begs out for better games for this handheld that its previous incarnations once monopolized the handheld market. Or maybe...just maybe Nintendo is trying to save its younger audience.
Yes I said it. Nintendo is full of saints rather than drug induced hippys who come up with stereotypical Italian plumbers who enjoy indulging some shrooms every now and again to "save" the princess. Nintendo has saw our youth for what it is and intends to correct their chain smoking, drug peddling ways...yes this game does exist.

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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:02 pm

Wait, I've got an idea. Don't buy it.
In fact, don't even start smoking.

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:52 am

Better Idea.

Give your Drugs to Young Joc. So he can use em.

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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:55 am

I'll say this one more time,. WHERE THE ******** ARE ALL THE TRIPLE A NINTENDO TITLES?!!!!!!!

What happened?! Why aren't they still developing games of higher caliber like Mario Kart DS, Phantom Hourglass or Animal Crossing?

What happened...

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:07 pm

If they figure it'll make money, they'll throw it out there, and the DS PRINTS MONEY!!!!!!
Someone's gonna buy it, but it doesn't stop Nintendo's developers.

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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:53 am

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I'll say this one more time,. WHERE THE ******** ARE ALL THE TRIPLE A NINTENDO TITLES?!!!!!!!

What happened?! Why aren't they still developing games of higher caliber like Mario Kart DS, Phantom Hourglass or Animal Crossing?

What happened...

They switched over to the other money making machine.

I thought everyone knew that.

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:17 am

Oh, come on, now. Chrono Trigger's been re-released for the DS. That's a win in my books.

Square Enix seems to be on a roll if you ask me. It's the Wii I'm worried about...

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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:50 pm

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Oh, come on, now. Chrono Trigger's been re-released for the DS. That's a win in my books.

Square Enix seems to be on a roll if you ask me. It's the Wii I'm worried about...

I severely disagree. If you look at the Chrono Trigger Remake, it's a fail compared to Chrono Trigger Ressurection (The 3-D version that I believe 4 collage students were making. Square Enix sent in a Cease and Desist letter telling them to shut down the project, or face some hardcore lawsuits). And look at Final Fantasy XIII. FF for the 360? What were they thinking? And let's not overlook Kingdom Hearts Final Mix +.... They just took 1/4 of it, gave it a new title, made it look a bit flashy, and said "BUY ME".

The only thing Square Enix hasn't completely screwed up is The World Ends With You. That game, made me almost love Square Enix.

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