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((Jeck, Schev- I'll cut down my post if it isn't cool...but let's see...hell, I was almost tempted to have the Inquisition perform the entrance lyrics. rofl ))

The lights dim down...and come back a deep green..

Green flames shoot down the ramp...

Snypa as Dr. Dre
Hey!
Hey, *****!
Hey, homeboy!
What's up, ******** and your ********' C-bitches, what's up?

Cartwright parody voice- Atrocity
Hey, Bloody Inquisition- why you ********' with me?


Dr. Dre: "Touches your ******** flesh!"

Ice Cube: "Barrel two!"

Dr. Dre
Shoots your ******** heart out your chest
You see I'm quick to let the hammer go click
On my Tec-9 so if you try to wreck mine
Fool it's your bad time
Feel the blast of the chocolate bomber
Infrared aimed at your head
Like your name was Sarah Connor
Decapitatin I ain't hesitatin
To put you in the funeral home
With a bullet in your dome
I'm hot like lava
You got a problem?
I got a problem solver
And his name is revolver
It's like a deadly game of freeze tag
I touch you with a 44 mag
And you're frozen inside a body bag
Nobody iller
Than this graveyard filler
Cap peeler
Cause I'm a Natural Born Killa

A black 2007 Navigator appears on the ramp as both teams step out of the SUV on the ramp. All five men are holding M-16s and fire them toward the rafters, making some people in the crowd get down. They're only blanks.

"And making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 1,168 pounds: "The Cleric" Samoa Dan, the EEW Tag Team Champions Esoteric "The Druid", "The Prophet" Tavarius, the Snypa Rifle, and Atrocity XXX- they are the BLOODY INQUISITION!"

The weapons laying on the ramp, the five continue to the ring and inside the cage itself, looking at the tools of the trade laying around the ring. This match perfectly suits them.

Tazz: "This will be the last time the Reich and the Inquisition will be on the same program."

Styles: "But we will get a farewell performance from these five men tonight before the Tag Team Champions make their way to drown for their title defense."

The Reich hand the stage hands their shirts, hats, and shades- revealing war scars from the match at ONS.

Styles: "I'd like to know, Tazz- will the Bloody Inquisition be able to work together in this match?"

Tazz: "They call C5 their true enemies, so they should be able to...or this one is in the bag for Cartwright and the crew?"

Atro and Snypa go to the outside and grab kendo sticks for all.

((Anyone got the actual rules of this match? Can't find them on Wiki! xd ))

Snypa: "Actually, all for bong and bong for all."

((Eliminations. Pinfall or submissions.))

Atrocity: "To quote Tavarius, 'Word.'"


((And since I play Casey Bennett for fun... rofl ))

Casey
Cartwright
Chaos
Danzig
Calumny...
Only the strong survive and C5 are the strongest!

There's a calm surrender to the rush of day
When the heat of a rolling wind can be turned away
An enchanted moment, and it sees me through
It's enough for this restless warrior just to be with you

Boos and insults fill the arena as C5 all step out on the ramp, led by Cartwright holding their leashes while "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" by Elton John plays.

"At a combined weight of 900 pounds: "The Talented One" Cartwright, "Your Favorite Wrestler" Casey Bennett, Chris Danzig, Chris Chaos, and Freddie Calumny- They are C5!"

Joey: "The last time Bloody Reich and this collective union of egos were in the ring- minus Freddie, Chaos, and Danzig then add Daniel Cross and Travis Dukeman- it was at Barely Legal 2007 and the Pyro Psychos came out on top!"

Mike: "Well, it's an even playing field and as for who has the advantage in this match, I'd say give it to--"

Tazz: "Give it to the Bloody Inquisition. With Bloody Reich's sadistic attitude and the Inquisition thug mentality, this should be a walk in the park. Every one of those guys in that ring are going to bring high-risk action to this match, so it comes down to either a brawler's nature or a power game: and I give that to the BI as well with Snypa and Dan, who have the size advantage."

Cartwright takes the other four guys' leashes off as the referee opens the cage for all five to get inside. Casey and Cartwright take the lead to get in the ring as Snypa and Atrocity attempt to knock them off of the apron and into the cage wall.

Dan, seemingly unconcerned, makes his "grand return" by sitting in the corner and lighting up a ******** acid, I'm staying off that s**t"

Freddie stands back watching for a moment. He's very confused at the moment.

((I'm very confused at the moment. What are the rules to this match?))

Dan jumps up and attempts to parry Danzigs attack on Tavarius. "I didnt watch lord of the rings for nothing, b***h!"

((I have no clue. Its some elimination deathmatch. Just go with the flow and make a jackass of yourself. Its what I'm doing. 3nodding ))