LIFE WOULD BE GREAT IF IT WERE BACKWARDS You'd start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, and then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,in spa like conditions; central heating, room service on demand, larger quarters everyday, And then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.**
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