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"Now I'm old/Strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold/In the twilight of my years /I am still a drug addict." Nitro Burning Funny Bong blared out of the Speakers as Nitrous Oxide strolled down the Titantron, to hundreds and hundreds of Boos. Mostly people screaimg Eat him alive and so forth.
"I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong/Moistened with lotion/wrapped in a sarong/You know I live like a king but I act like a f*****t!" The Pyro started banging and blasting at Random Intervals as Nitro came up to the Ring-
"Once was a warrior, now just a sponge/High all the time/I got a d**k like a muskellunge." And performed a Kanelike flip over it, though he did it a big quicker than the Big red Machine usually did. He shook hands with The Jet and leaned against the Turnbuckle after picking up a Mic.
"My glorious destiny it turned to s**t/Can I get another hit?"

"It's good to be out here Jet, Well I guess I should just repeat what I said before, Damien is in for one lousy time day tommorow. Cause tonight I'm gonna hit 'im so fast his head'll spin. So yeah I guess I'm pretty damn confident." There was a chorus of you suck around the Arena as he lowered his microphone. "As for nervous, well that's an interesting question, on the one hand I've done this before I've fought in the Squared Circle hundreds of times, but that was in the Indies. The Audiences were smaller and not as reserved and quiet." There were a few much louder boos, but a few people snickered picking up on the joke.

Nitrous raised his head thinking for a second and looking at the audience.
"Put on a good show, do what I love, get paid for it." He said tilting his head a little. "Make it out alive." He joked again. "I dunno what to say Jet. I spent so much time and energy getting into here that I've got no clue what to do now that I'm in. I guess though that I wanna be a Champion, get people to remember my name, that sorta thing. I guess that's the main reason why I left the Independent scene."

"I dunno if it's contriversy suggests some struggle between the fans, this seems like a pretty united bunch." Nitro said following a unanimous "You Suck!" from the Audience. "A while ago Chris Chaos asked if I would join, since I'd like to keep my job I turned him down. Snypa came in and started accusing me and threatening me, A fan responded negatively and these people's hero backpedelled almost everything, including a threat to 'Eat me alive.', I don't regret turning down Chris, as much of a stand up guy as he and Ryan seem to be. But it'd take a lot more than Snypa's wounded pride to make me join Team SWAF." the crowd responded with some serious bad noise. "Oh so it ISN'T Snypa being a crybaby cause he can't hold the WCT? You really sure? They're still being paid the same, they're still allowed to perform. He gave you this Job. And despite the fact that Snypa is being a little punk, he's gonna be fighting Chris tonight. That means two members of Snypa's little inserection are going to be fighting for the Title. And this is a BAD Boss? Please Snypa, I'm from the Indy Circuit and I've dealt with bosses who treated their wrestlers worse than Mick is."

"He isn't that bad, but he's still pretty damn bad. I don't like some of the things Foley does angering the fans, letting a Maniac like Laic run around here, allowing his wrestlers to fight backstage with seemingly no consequences. That kinda thing keeps me from joining his side. But if I had to.." He trailed off.

*Chaos appears on the titantron*

Chaos: Yeah, I bet he has something to say to his fans. But I have something to say to him. We offer you a spot on our side. Now I respect you for declining my offer. But then you decide to rip on us in your little "interview" here. I mean, Snypa being a crybaby for not holding a world championship? Like you could? Snypa and I have a reason to complain. We were screwed out of our match thanks to Foley's little b***h! ALso, you talk about a threat to "Eat you alive". Believe it or not fans, but he is saying some bullshit in that ring right there. I don't recall threats made to you saying that we would "eat you alive". And so you're from the Indy Circuit. OOOOOOO Like we're supposed to be scared? A word to the wise. Don't ******** with our problems or piss us off. You don't want to be in the middle of our war. If I were you, I'd back off. As long as you back off, I will hold Snypa and our army back, and you won't have to worry about us messing with you ever again.

Chaos: *as Nitrous was walking away from the ring* ....Partly. Not Completely, but partly.......I have an idea. We keep taunting you with all of this s**t. I have an idea of how you can get back at us. How about you be the special guest referee for our championship match tonight in the Chaos Dome. That way, you can unleash your frustrations out on one of us. This way, everybody goes home happy. Maybe, just maybe, if you do the right thing in the match, I may give you a championship match as my first championship defense. Just think of it, one week in the company and you'll already have a championship match.