I'll put as much of it as I can in this post.
Annchen
"Once upon a time a very special Sentinel lived in Noctua...
giftwrapped
He was a bit odd, and felt rather out-of-place amongst his friends and classmates, because he had been born bright blue.
THE kage
This was very odd as his Father was a Deep Woods type and his mother a Wildtype.
Lumenne
Rumor has it they both ate lots of blueberries during breeding season.
Annchen
And other rumors told that they had rubbed a Medic the wrong way...
THE kage
The Medic had some Keeper and Artisan friends...
Annchen
and the plan for revenge involved a lot of blue dye and a flock of...
Sukkubus
Parus-cyclops.
Lumenne
The seekers of revenge gave buckets of blue dye to the Parus-cyclops so that they could...
giftwrapped
...turn the rest of the forest the same colour as our dashing hero. Unfortunately...
THE kage
they turned on the Brigadier instead.
giftwrapped
This was a bad thing.
Lumenne
Hosheet. gonk
giftwrapped
...stop and carefully consider the improbability of the occasion. This pause only served to...
Scaramouche Fandango
...accentuate the fact that he'd been... experimenting... with pink dye and some curly white feathers with which he made himself some lovely eyelashes. However, once he realized they had no owners...
giftwrapped
He quickly ate them all, despite the physical qualities that might suggest this was impossible.
Scaramouche Fandango
However, they gave him such a bad case of tummy upset that he flew off to see the Medics, forgetting his pink dye and curly white feathers...
Lumenne
...only to discover that these particular Medics had suspicious puddles of blue dye around their tree.
giftwrapped
The pink, enraged Brigadier promptly ate the Medics.
THE kage
Now, away from the Brigadier and to our epic's hero, the blue Sentinel who was now under the Brigadier's eyes.
Lumenne
The audience is confused by the way we conveniently skipped over how the Brigadier solved the mystery of why the Medics sent the Parus-clops, but they weren't supposed to notice that so we're ignoring them. The blue Sentinel cowers before the Brigadier and says...
Sukkubus
"There's a snake in my boot!"
giftwrapped
The Brigadier pauses, fixing the blue sentinel with his one eye just long enough to ask, “...
Lumenne
...Could you possibly find a pair of those in my size?"
dragonfire_kaen
"Oh, these were custom-made by a Crafter named Musfeatherhead," says our hero, casually trying to prevent the snake from ingesting his leg. "If you really want to find her, she lives..."
Lumenne
"...down by the bay, where the watermelons grow."
THE kage
The Brigadier looked at the young blue sentinel and asked "...
Scaramouche Fandango
What's a bay? What's a watermelon?"
giftwrapped
"Why, it’s obvious," the blue Sentinel replied. "A bay is...
Lumenne
...something that starts with a B and ends with a Y."
dragonfire_kaen
The Brigadier blinked one still pink-and-white feathered eye, absorbing this momentous information with only the greatest difficulty. Just then the snake, which the blue Sentinel had been unsuccessfully trying to fend off with a stick, lazily opened its jaws and said...
giftwrapped
“Pull the other one, it's got bells on.”
Scaramouche Fandango
So our hero did just that. He grabbed the snake's tail and yanked it, expecting to hear bells. The Brigadier tried to puzzle out what began with a bee and ended with why. Was it a riddle?
dragonfire_kaen
But his mental perambulation was interrupted by the snake yet again for when the cerulean Sentinel yanked his tail, it let out a whoop, screeched like a demented Cyclop-parus, and transformed into a...
THE kage
... Serpe! What will this Serpe do to the poor blue sentinel?
giftwrapped
Just then, the Brigadier, who had been angrily contemplating the unusual surplus of information, let out a screech of anger and violently attempted to eat the Serpe, as well as the poor Blue Sentinel. He only got halfway, however, when...
Scaramouche Fandango
The snake, now gifted with intelligence, realized that he was *gasp* PREY! So, he did the one safe thing he could think of to do. "Daddy!" he cried, and he flung himself around the blue bird, squeezing him tightly in a loving hug.
dragonfire_kaen
"Stop!" The Sentinel gasps, one half-ingested and bright blue wing protruding from the Brigadier's ferocious beak and his breath being crushed by the over-exuberant Serpe. Just then, the two Sentinels suddenly notice that - could it be possible? - it was looking very brillig. The slithy tobes gyre and gimble in the wabe around them, and from the air a voice intones...
THE kage
IT'S OVER 9000 EGGUS!
giftwrapped
The Brigadier exploded into a spray of eggshells and bright white feathers.
Vooma
And then he woke up...
Sukkubus
...ON A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT.
giftwrapped
Only to discover that he REALLY WAS pink.
Scaramouche Fandango
"Egads and gadzooks!" he cried. "There's only one Sentinel who could have done this to me..."
THE kage
"...FLETCHER!"
Scaramouche Fandango
But how to get back at her? Hmm... what if he were to attack her mus army with something so annoying that their mussy heads would explode? But what would it be?
Vooma
A bee!
