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 Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:28 pm
I love it so much. Let's have some examples and stories all up in heuh.
Mine:
My ex-boyfriend and I were at a party, in the kitchen, stoned out of our minds. I don't remember what we were talking about, but there was a short pause, and he says:
"What if like, we have superpowers when we're high, and then when we're not anymore, we don't remember them. 'Cause we were high."
There was about a 10 second pause of me just looking at him, until finally I just said, "Whoa. That could totally be true," and we tried to find our superpowers.
Anyone else have a good one?
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 10:55 am
Sure. A couple, but they're both my sister's... While stoned, my sister was playing with her new cell phone, and somehow the idea of reincarnation got thrown into the mix, too. She called me to tell me how she'd realized that a cell phone is a perfect way to illustrate reincarnation, because you take the SIM card out of the old one and put it in the new one, so the phone number is obviously the same, and the SIM card will usually turn out to be where some of your contacts were stored (this was something like 4 years ago, before phones did all the nifty things they do now), which she said was like reincarnation because sometimes you'll meet people and just feel like you've known them for ages -- like they were already in your SIM card, so to speak. xd
I think she might have actually gotten this other one from Cheers, but what the hell. She said that even if marijuana does kill brain cells, think about it -- your brain is a huge clump of lots of brain cells working together. Just like a herd of wildabeest. Now, the herd can only go as fast as the slowest animal (or cell), but the crocodiles and the lions and the hyenas pick off the slowest wildabeest -- the old, the sick, etc. In this way, the average health and speed of the herd is actually increased. So anything that would pick off the slowest and the weakest of the brain cells would actually improve the overall function of the brain. Unfortunately, that's why rhetoric isn't necessarily something to take literally. xd
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:23 pm
This isn't really stoned logic, more like something stupid a stoner would say. We were at my friends house and I saw play-doh so I said "Oh! Play-doh" and my friend Nick said "That stuff smells good but it tastes bad".
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:53 am
I've taken to training (mostly on the punching bag or with a sword) while under the influence of naturally-grown plants. I practice, of course, moderation to achieve a balanced high.. a person once described the state as "opening a gateway from which you can gather anything without needing to go through it"
Basically, with the right balance of use (varies among users, no doubt) one can become more physically capable as well as able to fully concentrate on the task at hand. As far as training goes, I've found that by using more conscious energy flow manipulation than raw strength, one can become stronger, faster, and more precise with martial arts. This applies to many (any?) other functions as well, such as carpentry, various sports, hiking, and even painting.
On the other hand, however, you have the state of over-use that tends to make people just want to melt into a couch and enjoy doing nothing. It's just a matter of finding one's own balance, I reckon.
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