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 Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:30 pm
Okay you might need to be a horse person to understand why people would say these things in the first place. But still funny!!
WARNING: Though it isn't really meant to be perverted when said in a barn, but it sounds REAL bad out of it!
Okay here they are!!
-He won't come into my hands
-There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs
-I'm gonna get off now
-More leg less hand
-It was a great ride, but he's kinda sticky
-He needs a good 20 minute warm up
-Relax your back, don't pinch with your knees...go with the motion...rock your pelvis
-When he gets excited he really foams up
-If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky
-I rode yesterday, but Suzy's riding him today
-Go ahead, ride him, you'll like it...he'll be good for you and teach you quite a bit
-He can be ridden twice a day
-Push!!!
-Go Go Go!!!
-He's being a pig...get his head up
-He bends to the left, but he's really stiff to the right
-He really over-reacts when i sit down into him
-Smack him if he refuses
-Clean it quick before he sucks it back in
-Is she a maiden?
-Can i pat your a**?
-Has anyone seen my breast collar?
Found at www.horsemanshiphorsetrainingtips.com/articles/236/1/Anywhere-But-the-Stable...
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:11 pm
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