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Captain Syrus Haley Captain
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 Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:54 am
unfortunatly, like real agents, we can't train you in one-hundred and sixty-two martial arts, only seven. You need to post once a day for every one you study. These are the choices: Korean karate, tie-kwan-do, kung-fu (tiger), kung-fu (viper), kung-fu (crane), kung-fu (monkey), and kung-fu (mantis). PM me if you want to enroll in one or more of these. And I'm going to use one belt system for all of it.
White belts: Shadow - all kung-fu; Gib - kung-fu (monkey)
yellow belts: Rock - ti-kwan-do
orange belts:
blue belts:
green belts:
brown belts:
red belts:
black belts:
silver belts: (assistant male sensai)
pink belts: (assistant female sensai)
gold belts: (the sensai) ME!!!
THE UNHONERABLE DUNCE CORNOR OF HUMILITY AND EMENCE SHAME: (you will be put here if you disrespect anyone or other bad stuff like *couph couph* throw banana peels)
purple belts:
rainbow belts:
(purple was the national gay color of 07-08 school year for those who weren't informed, and rainbow will be the national gay color for 08-09. And no, this does not count for Rib because he is not national to the US)
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:40 pm
alright, shadow, which kung-fu style do you want to study first?
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Captain Syrus Haley Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:36 pm
ooh ooh me me me!!! Kung Fu Monkey!
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:52 pm
alright. Gib are you ready for monkey kung-fu???
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Captain Syrus Haley Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:55 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:05 pm
ok, this style of kung-fu is probably the hardest to master. You have to be very swift and control the fight. You need to keep your center of gravity while throwing it were it'll be useful.
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Captain Syrus Haley Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:49 pm
Rock walks into the classroom
--bows--
"Master I wish to learn tie-kwan-do but I know that I must have your consent first."
Waits for your reply
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:57 pm
I dont Need Martial Art I Know A Combat Style Called CQC [Close Qurters Combat]
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:23 pm
*comes in eating a banana while scratching an axilla*
Did I hear monkey? domokun
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:45 pm
Are we in the right classroom? If this is martial art class why do I see a circus? Oh hey! Its a long bamboo stick! whee I wonder how painful it is to hit someone with it? Looking around..."Any volunteers?... twisted "
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Captain Syrus Haley Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:09 pm
@ Rib: yes, Monkey-style kung-fu. whee
@Rock: Alright. *picks up another bamboo stick* "lets spar."
@Anthony: Yes but we teach more complicated and fancier martial arts. wink
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:25 pm
Me likes banana... woo bamboo staff! I can do some cool stunts with those things mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:17 pm
Rock to Blonde: chuckle, "This would be interesting. Who will win, the dude or the dudet?"...*both bows*
Rock swings to the right aiming for your legs.
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:07 am
*throws the banana-peel on the floor and sits down waiting for someone to slip on it*
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Captain Syrus Haley Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:32 pm
*hops over Rock's stick and rolls past her, but then his shoulder slips on Rib's banana peel and he crashes into a wall. Luckily, he was wearing two helmets so he got up, shook his head, and spun around in a defensive position*
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