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 Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 9:59 am
GOT JOKES?? POST EM HERE!
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, Quick pour me twelve drinks.
So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, Boy you are drinking those drinks really fast.
The guys says, Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what I''ve got.
The bartender says, What''ve you got?
The guy says,75 cents.
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 11:29 am
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 2:02 pm
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milkin'' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.
As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 3:59 pm
A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, ''Look, a dead bird.''
And the blonde looks up and says, ''Where?''
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:23 pm
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, ''What is that?''
''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter.
So he ate them and said, ''These taste like sh*t.''
''See,'' said the other boy, ''you're getting smarter already.''
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:33 pm
Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland!'' The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!'' The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:46 pm
There was this guy who wanted to quit smoking. He decided to use the patch to try to quit, but he was very self-conscious about it and thought that it looked ridiculous.
One day, the man was in a public bathroom standing at a urinal. He looked down at the guy standing next to him and noticed that he had a patch on his p***s.
Puzzled, the man asked, "Why in the world do you have a nicotine patch on your d**k?"
And the man replied, "Well, why not? It's working; I'm down to two butts a day."
rofl
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 5:12 pm
A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy.
"I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me one dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get ten dollars. You ask me a question first." The farmer thinks for a while.
"I know. What has three legs, takes ten hours to climb up a palm tree, and ten seconds to get back down?" The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the scientist takes out ten dollars and gives it to the farmer.
"I don''t know. What has three legs, takes ten hours to get up a palm tree and ten seconds to get back down?"
The farmer takes the ten dollars and puts it into his pocket. He then takes out one dollar and hands it to the scientist.
"I don''t know."
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 10:04 pm
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 11:26 pm
well im glad somones enjoying themself mrgreen
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 12:34 am
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 11:05 am
koolcat18 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 11:11 am
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 11:19 am
wait is thst good? sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 11:26 am
JJ is super duper wait is thst good? sweatdrop Yeah, soz, I suppose thats Brittish lingo, but no they r really good
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