After PT (Physical Training) on Friday,
Most of my company was sitting in the upstairs class,
Waiting for everyone else to get changed,
While we were waiting, everyone was still laughing at how my Company's Cadet 1SGT fell the Flag Barrer out of formation,
And half the compant fell out,
And his response was, "No wait, I didn't mean it, come back-"
Because he was trying to be humorous.
Well, then since everyone was just waiting,
A girl brought that up, and said he'd be the perfect screw up boyfriend.
So, that's the first thing I hear when I walk down there from changing.
And I should just grow some devil horns or something,
Because I am as micheivious as a Nymph,
I decide to add my two cents in on this conversation.
So I sit down beside him and say, "No, He's more like the boyfriend that does the laundry."
And everyone just looks up and says, "Whut?" (Because 1. I usually don't socialize, 2. WTFUXORZ Laundry?)
So then, I basically continue with,
"He's the kind of guy that would do the laundry, being his girlfriend or wife's pants.
He'd always be the guy that gets in trouble for burnning dinner,
So then, he'd have to sleep on the couch,
And after that while he's watching the um. Patriots, on saturday night,
Instead of giving the Mrs a foot massage,
He's in the Dog house."
Then our teacher, Major, says, "Stefanie, are you trying to hit on him?"
And I said, "No, I'm just saying-"
And then there was a lot of laughter, and I got up because there's this rule about having to put your perfume on outside,
So as I'm standing up, I say, "You know, I could probably condemn him to sleeping on the couch if I wanted."
So everyone laughs again, because I talk in his REALLY quiet voice,
And as I walk to the door, I turn, smile, and the scream, "YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT! DO YOU HEAR ME? NO BLANKET!"
And then I leave, leaving laughter in my wake.
It wasn't until lunch when I sat with him that I found out I actually embarrassed him. xD Because me and him are buddies. xD I like wouldn't stop apologizing.
And then my company commander over heard the wrong part of the conversation like, "..- when did he sleep on your couch?"
Most of my company was sitting in the upstairs class,
Waiting for everyone else to get changed,
While we were waiting, everyone was still laughing at how my Company's Cadet 1SGT fell the Flag Barrer out of formation,
And half the compant fell out,
And his response was, "No wait, I didn't mean it, come back-"
Because he was trying to be humorous.
Well, then since everyone was just waiting,
A girl brought that up, and said he'd be the perfect screw up boyfriend.
So, that's the first thing I hear when I walk down there from changing.
And I should just grow some devil horns or something,
Because I am as micheivious as a Nymph,
I decide to add my two cents in on this conversation.
So I sit down beside him and say, "No, He's more like the boyfriend that does the laundry."
And everyone just looks up and says, "Whut?" (Because 1. I usually don't socialize, 2. WTFUXORZ Laundry?)
So then, I basically continue with,
"He's the kind of guy that would do the laundry, being his girlfriend or wife's pants.
He'd always be the guy that gets in trouble for burnning dinner,
So then, he'd have to sleep on the couch,
And after that while he's watching the um. Patriots, on saturday night,
Instead of giving the Mrs a foot massage,
He's in the Dog house."
Then our teacher, Major, says, "Stefanie, are you trying to hit on him?"
And I said, "No, I'm just saying-"
And then there was a lot of laughter, and I got up because there's this rule about having to put your perfume on outside,
So as I'm standing up, I say, "You know, I could probably condemn him to sleeping on the couch if I wanted."
So everyone laughs again, because I talk in his REALLY quiet voice,
And as I walk to the door, I turn, smile, and the scream, "YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT! DO YOU HEAR ME? NO BLANKET!"
And then I leave, leaving laughter in my wake.
It wasn't until lunch when I sat with him that I found out I actually embarrassed him. xD Because me and him are buddies. xD I like wouldn't stop apologizing.
And then my company commander over heard the wrong part of the conversation like, "..- when did he sleep on your couch?"
Rawr.
