Blonde girls

[stefcia stefcia]

all look the same <3 Or at least they do when you go to get information on joining the Cheerleading team.
Because they're all either fake blondes or real blondes with the same platinum highlights as every other girl.

Damnzey's trying out for the cheerleading team just to show off that she's double jointed, and therefore more talented than half of those girls,
So even if she does not make the team, she'd love to see how many of them roll their eyes at her in the halls when their twiggy little boddies broke during the summer camp attempting some of the things that are second nature for Damnzey's legs.

Half of those girls are so skinny they don't have any boobs.
And are amazed by the fact that I can do the splits.
(Um. What kind of cheerleaders can't do splits?)
So even if they do have a prettier face and that smaller waist line,
I've got talent, a chest, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I have a mind. Unlike half of the scum that walks this planet. <3

Because one of those girls bragged about how at Walmart she accidently traded her Cell phone to a oven keeping the Donuts warm so that she could have one of those embodied deliciousness's.

Here I am bragging about the fact that America and Rome's way of Mind Control are so similar that if a teenager took their ears away from their cell phones long enough they'd realize and I'm one of the only girls in class to notice this and mention, "Rulers of Rome gave the people Free Bread and the Circus to entertain the masses while the American Government feeds the same bull to the Citizens, but this time around with Food Stamps and Cable Television" AND THEN THEY'RE BRAGGING ABOUT HOW YOU LOST YOUR'S TO A WALMART FOOD- THING?



I'm Ranting a lot lately.
I love it.
I think I'm going to be very sarcastic and blunt for a while.
It's fun. :D

 

[[.LoLi.]]

Cell phone...oven...donut...What?!  

[stefcia stefcia]

Yeah, She was talking about it in my Arts and Humanities class last semester.
I was just WTFing at her for it, because I mean, just wow.
But, Cheerleaders are usually the people that give the stereotype like. Back up.
Even though Cheerleading is a stereotype all it's own.

I'm thinking about it more, and I don't think I'm going to try out.
Because you have to practice 4 out of 5 days a week.
And I'm not willing to do that, because there's four clubs I want to join next year,
As well as a couple teams.

So, I probably won't try out.

 

[COVrock]

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I want to join the Science Olympiad.
blaugh

Actually, I kind of do. XD
There's a lot of clubs I want to join,
Science Olympiad being lower on the list,
But it's still on there.

I want to join our Art Club real bad. xD

 

[stefcia stefcia]

OH! But I was once in Cheerleading.
Back in the days when it was really competitive,
But it wasn't all "Gag me with a spoon, Becky."

Third-Fifth Grade, man. xD

 

[plastered snenny]

What the rotted unliving ******** are you talking about.

 

[Lehki]

I want to see Damnzey do crazy cheerleader things. ninja  

[ten_heaven]

To me it just sounds like you are ranting about something stupid. And it also sounds like your making every blonde out to be stupid while half of the blondes in our school are in College Prep classes. And you really cant act like you havent done something stupid, everyone has. stare

 

[Neccasaurus Rex]

Lehki

I want to see Damnzey do crazy cheerleader things in bed. ninja

 

[stefcia stefcia]

Ignored. ;D


As for crazy cheerleader things:
I'm pretty crazy without adding the cheerleader into the mixture.
:3

 

[stefcia stefcia]

Lawls. There's like, a few trying out,
But usually only three at the most get on the team.

 

[stefcia stefcia]

Crowds are lazy, and would rather cheer for a couple of flipped-up skirts than their teams anyday.