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 Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:02 am
i am writing a script for a metal gear solid parody and here is my so so far, it isn't finished, what do you think it needs?
METAL GEAR SOLID PARODY SCRIPT
*MGS music starts*
*shows guards walking*
*title fades in and out*
*music stops*
*codec sounds and screen moves down to reveal snake reading playboy*
snake: this is snake, what do you want?
Otacon: snake! What are you doing
snake: reading
Otacon:put that dirty magazine down
snake:i can read whatever i want in my own house
Otacon:is that your house? I have never seen it before
snake:no, it's not my house
Otacon:who's is it?
Snake:.....
Otacon: well, whatever the case, we have a new sneaking mission for you, we need you to infiltrate...
*snake interrupts*
snake:let me guess you want me to infiltrate a military base
Otacon:uhhh.....no, actually we need you to infiltrate an 8 year old girls house
snake:what?! Why?
Otacon:well, we need you to uhh.... kill her parents
snake:you need me to.....kill her...parents
Otacon:yea
snake:when do i start?
Otacon:well, the little girl is gonna be gone on saturday because she is going to her cousins funeral, tragic story really
snake:what happened?
Otacon: she was killed by a swarm of pygmy marmosets
snake surprised h...
Otacon:yeeaa...
*silence*
snake:well, i will see you mondaay
Otacon:i said saturday
snake:whatever
*saturday morning*
*snake sneaks towards the door*
*snake grabs the guard from behind and interrogates him with the knife*
snake:aren't you a little short to be a guard
guard: don't judge me, you don know me
snake: ughh
*snake kills the guard*
*cloud strife appears*
snake:who are you?
Cloud:cloud strife
snake:aren't you supposed to have blonde spiky hair, and you look like otacon
cloud...
snake:..
cloud: lets fight!
*awesome music starts*
*awesome cloud and snake fight scene*
METAL GEAR SOLID PARODY SCRIPT (cont.)
*snake walks in the house*
*little girl walks in the door*
little girl: you killed my dad!!
snake:yea, now wheres your mom?
*little girl runs outside screaming*
snake:jerk
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 4:01 pm
Not as bad as I thought it would be. I don't know if I would use the Cloud Strife joke, since it's a little overdone. And the whole thing needs a point.
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 4:08 pm
Arvis_Jaggamar Not as bad as I thought it would be. I don't know if I would use the Cloud Strife joke, since it's a little overdone. And the whole thing needs a point. i was thinking the same thing about cloud strife, but i thought it would be easy since i own the buster sword and i was planning on putting an unrelated video game character in it and cloud was the first thing that came to my head i want to make it easy too, i was gonna do kratos but the blades of chaos would be to hard to do then i thought dante but i saw it was already done, but as i said it isn't finished yet, i am planning on making it about a 20 minute video
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 7:05 pm
Eh.
I don't know what to say really. Inspiration: If you have Cloud enter, you need to have an allusion to all those rabid Sephiroth fangirls!
Wouldn't it be funnier to have Sephiroth beam down near thr girl, stopping her in her tracks? Then, every fangirl within five miles orgasm, Cloud appears and goes after Seph. Snake muffles the girl and walks away saying "that was convenient".
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