We have p**** of all sizes, shapes and colors! What if I told you I could get you a nice preowned p**** for no money down, at one ninety nine a month?!
What about this brand new purple p**** with white polka dots!? It can be yours for the low, LOW cost of five ninety nine!
You want small p****? We got it! You want large p****? We have GODZILLA sized p****!
In fact, I'm selling all these p****'s so cheap you might think I'm crazy...
Well I got news for ya... I AM!
Here's what customers said about THEIR experience shopping with P**** R Us!
Sandy Smitherson
At first I was skeptical about buying p**** for SO cheap, but I ended up walking out with an orange striped p**** for only eight eighty nine!
Peter Secks
When I first walked into P**** R Us, I was afraid I was going to be immediately attacked by overpriced and unreasonable low quality p****. Boy was I ever wrong!
Find a P**** R Us near you by visiting our website www.p****Rus.com or call this toll free number: 1-800-P****.
That's one eight hundred p****, or 1-800-73647!
Don't wait! ACT NOW!
P**** R Us is a registered fake company, do not attempt calling the number or contacting a P**** R Us representative. In the event of wanting to purchase a p**** contact Kitsune Oni No Kage by PM. Note: P**** R Us is also not responsible for anyone harmed or raped by p****. P**** should be kept away from children under the age of 3 due to choking hazard.
