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 Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 6:46 am
My band needs a bass player and i want to know, what do bass players get the most interested in? what can i advertie that would attract you guys the most?
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 4:27 pm
Well, I know what a attracts me:
1.) A paycheck
2.) Free booze
3.) lots of ladies
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 4:54 pm
angrymalazar Well, I know what a attracts me: 1.) A paycheck 2.) Free booze 3.) lots of ladies Like a bass player gets any of those. xd
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:22 am
Aahz angrymalazar Well, I know what a attracts me: 1.) A paycheck 2.) Free booze 3.) lots of ladies Like a bass player gets any of those. xd Heh, that's probably why he's still looking.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:07 am
angrymalazar Aahz angrymalazar Well, I know what a attracts me: 1.) A paycheck 2.) Free booze 3.) lots of ladies Like a bass player gets any of those. xd Heh, that's probably why he's still looking. lol... well if their 21 and we play at a bar, they can easily get free booze and ladies... paycheck, cant promise yet
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:24 pm
Sonic Havok angrymalazar Aahz angrymalazar Well, I know what a attracts me: 1.) A paycheck 2.) Free booze 3.) lots of ladies Like a bass player gets any of those. xd Heh, that's probably why he's still looking. lol... well if their 21 and we play at a bar, they can easily get free booze and ladies... paycheck, cant promise yet Yeah, my band actually decided to not accept money personally, but to put it all together into a band fund to pay for everything. And with some succesful financial planning, we've never had to pay for anything out of our own pockets.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 6:19 pm
Aahz Sonic Havok angrymalazar Aahz angrymalazar Well, I know what a attracts me: 1.) A paycheck 2.) Free booze 3.) lots of ladies Like a bass player gets any of those. xd Heh, that's probably why he's still looking. lol... well if their 21 and we play at a bar, they can easily get free booze and ladies... paycheck, cant promise yet Yeah, my band actually decided to not accept money personally, but to put it all together into a band fund to pay for everything. And with some succesful financial planning, we've never had to pay for anything out of our own pockets. thats cool
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 6:50 pm
Post lots of flyers around that say: Bass player wanted for _______ band!
call __________ for more info.
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 7:24 pm
flowergirl01 Post lots of flyers around that say: Bass player wanted for _______ band! call __________ for more info. trust me... i have....
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 6:54 pm
.:: Let 'em know they'll be playing something other than root notes and won't just be following the kick drum. ::.
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:53 am
Aahz Yeah, my band actually decided to not accept money personally, but to put it all together into a band fund to pay for everything. And with some succesful financial planning, we've never had to pay for anything out of our own pockets. Same here, although beer does have to come out of our own pockets. We're heavy drinkers, which means we'd have depleted our resources a long long time ago.
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 6:06 pm
voidSkipper .:: Let 'em know they'll be playing something other than root notes and won't just be following the kick drum. ::. well of course... we got songs with bass guitar solo's planned to be in it...
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:43 pm
probably just more than to be a more than classic bass player. Wich bassicly means cool riffs and maybe a solo :p
and obviously, a lifetime stock of booze rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:26 am
Sonic Havok voidSkipper .:: Let 'em know they'll be playing something other than root notes and won't just be following the kick drum. ::. well of course... we got songs with bass guitar solo's planned to be in it... Bass guitar solos are {insert homosexual reference here}. If the bassplayer is good enough, he'll be able to play more than just rootnotes. That'd be something he'd have to discuss with the band, of course, but if he can't do even that, don't even let him near anything that could resemble a (poorly executed) bass solo. Also, don't give it beer. Give it small packages of food to keep it conscious. For when alcohol is pouring into its body, death shall fall over your party. Last time I checked: Death + Party = Death And you like your party, do you not? Women are a bad thing as well. You can use them yourselves (OMGCHAUVINISTPIG), but the bassplayer will hog them all for himself. So either get a really really ugly bassplayer, or castrate one. That's about all you need, though. No band ever makes any money, and sure as hell can't pay anyone other than the driver driving them across the country.
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:56 pm
Antiklontermiddel Sonic Havok voidSkipper .:: Let 'em know they'll be playing something other than root notes and won't just be following the kick drum. ::. well of course... we got songs with bass guitar solo's planned to be in it... Bass guitar solos are {insert homosexual reference here}. If the bassplayer is good enough, he'll be able to play more than just rootnotes. That'd be something he'd have to discuss with the band, of course, but if he can't do even that, don't even let him near anything that could resemble a (poorly executed) bass solo. Also, don't give it beer. Give it small packages of food to keep it conscious. For when alcohol is pouring into its body, death shall fall over your party. Last time I checked: Death + Party = Death And you like your party, do you not? Women are a bad thing as well. You can use them yourselves (OMGCHAUVINISTPIG), but the bassplayer will hog them all for himself. So either get a really really ugly bassplayer, or castrate one. That's about all you need, though. No band ever makes any money, and sure as hell can't pay anyone other than the driver driving them across the country. first of all i just have to say that that was hilarious and secondly u should advertise that they would have creative freedom and should be allowed to come up with their own stuff and that they wont be dictatored(is that a word?)by the lead instruments and the their opinion will be important and included in all band decisions and thirdly DONT U HAVE TO BE A BASSIST TO GET IN THIS GUILD?????
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