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 Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 3:46 am
»»»Pixie«««
Meru said this deserved a thread. XD
So yeah...just finished my first 10 day cycle of progesterone yesterday...and just got it. I WAS MAPLING AND HAD TO GET OFF. LOL.
And then I called kirsten and she yelled at me for waking her up.
LOL I AM OFFICIALLY A WOMAN
EVEN THOUGH I NEEDED A MONTH AND A HALF OF ESTROGEN AND TEN DAYS OF PROGESTERONE TO GET ME THERE.
Discuss: my v****a
bleeding
not monkey
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 3:48 am
Pixie, the party got really mad that you logged off and we didn't finish the next PQ.
CONGRATZ THOUGH
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 3:49 am
»»»Pixie«««
LOL YOU SHOULD TELL THEM MY v****a STARTED BLEEDING.
That would be the best reaction ever.
Has anyone ever smega'd that?
Would be epic.
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 7:07 am
All I can say is ABOUT ******** TIME.
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 11:51 am
Can you please send me some proof??
Just put it in a jar and expedite it... thanks!
heart heart heart heart heart
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:50 pm
buzzkid24 Can you please send me some proof??
Just put it in a jar and expedite it... thanks!
heart heart heart heart heart »»»Pixie«««
IF YOU SRSLY WANT PROOF I CAN SEND PROOF D<
Vaginablood is gross, tho.
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 3:09 pm
Now you can finally answer the question, as you've probably wondered it at some point before the hormone intake and w/e:
Is it as bad as women make it out to be?
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 8:04 pm
Pixie Saylor buzzkid24 Can you please send me some proof??
Just put it in a jar and expedite it... thanks!
heart heart heart heart heart »»»Pixie«««
IF YOU SRSLY WANT PROOF I CAN SEND PROOF D<
Vaginablood is gross, tho. Well... I don't know what to do then... I mean, I want proof, and I'm thirsty, and you seem to have an excess of blood... so... what can we work out here?
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 5:08 pm
Yay! Now you're all grown up! Time for you to move out! Get a boyfriend! Forget your con-damns and have an abortion! Get your own Lifetime Original Movie!
Now you're one of us. stare Go shopping for tampons, kthx.
@Druki: Good god, yes. D:< You either have this string dangling out of your v****a or have this humungo pad sticking to your undies that you can feel getting wet. You can feel every. Single. Drop. Not to mention waking up in the middle of the night with your favorite pajamas all red. Or your sheets, if you're in the nude. And starting when you're swimming? Don't even go there. Or starting in school- the office giving you a pad after the fact that you just ruined your favorite pair of white boardshorts doesn't do jack s**t.
But, on the plus side, cramps do get you a free pass to the nurse's office with male teachers. :O
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 2:59 am
TheUltimateSpare Yay! Now you're all grown up! Time for you to move out! Get a boyfriend! Forget your con-damns and have an abortion! Get your own Lifetime Original Movie!
Now you're one of us. stare Go shopping for tampons, kthx.
@Druki: Good god, yes. D:< You either have this string dangling out of your v****a or have this humungo pad sticking to your undies that you can feel getting wet. You can feel every. Single. Drop. Not to mention waking up in the middle of the night with your favorite pajamas all red. Or your sheets, if you're in the nude. And starting when you're swimming? Don't even go there. Or starting in school- the office giving you a pad after the fact that you just ruined your favorite pair of white boardshorts doesn't do jack s**t.
But, on the plus side, cramps do get you a free pass to the nurse's office with male teachers. :O »»»Pixie«««
LOL you don't know lots about my ******** up endocrine system. I can't get preggerz without a ******** of shots and s**t, I don't ovulate. I just take pills that make me bleed. biggrin
AND OH MY GOD YOU ARE RIGHT PADS SUCK SO HARD. Tampons scare me so I am ignoring them right now but srsly YOU CAN FEEL EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DROP. I am not a very clean person, but srsly. I just feel dirty. ;-;
I not in school so no getting out of stuff there XD
But yeah...cramps suck, but not as hardcore as they could suck. Just really really annoying. Advil = <3
BUZZ PM ME WITH AN ADDRESS TO SEND MY v****a BLOOD TO. ^0^
I dun care if that was all TMI. IS MAH THREAD. I put a dislcaimer in the topic kk?
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 4:01 am
some peope exaggerate periods
ive had my share of bad experiences.
7th grade, teacher didnt let me go to the bathroom, left in 3rd hour because i bled through my pants. no one saw it but hey. it felt gross. so i left.
and at the mall this one time. i started. didnt have s**t on me. had to ASK some random lady for somethin. ahaha. she was SO nice tho. <3
personally i use tampons. and i have a baddd period compared to my friends. they're all light and s**t. ahaha. but i use a pad when i sleep.
yay pixie <333 ahahaaaaaa <3 you're so cute
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:58 am
Pixie Saylor TheUltimateSpare Yay! Now you're all grown up! Time for you to move out! Get a boyfriend! Forget your con-damns and have an abortion! Get your own Lifetime Original Movie!
Now you're one of us. stare Go shopping for tampons, kthx.
@Druki: Good god, yes. D:< You either have this string dangling out of your v****a or have this humungo pad sticking to your undies that you can feel getting wet. You can feel every. Single. Drop. Not to mention waking up in the middle of the night with your favorite pajamas all red. Or your sheets, if you're in the nude. And starting when you're swimming? Don't even go there. Or starting in school- the office giving you a pad after the fact that you just ruined your favorite pair of white boardshorts doesn't do jack s**t.
But, on the plus side, cramps do get you a free pass to the nurse's office with male teachers. :O »»»Pixie«««
LOL you don't know lots about my ******** up endocrine system. I can't get preggerz without a ******** of shots and s**t, I don't ovulate. I just take pills that make me bleed. biggrin
AND OH MY GOD YOU ARE RIGHT PADS SUCK SO HARD. Tampons scare me so I am ignoring them right now but srsly YOU CAN FEEL EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DROP. I am not a very clean person, but srsly. I just feel dirty. ;-;
I not in school so no getting out of stuff there XD
But yeah...cramps suck, but not as hardcore as they could suck. Just really really annoying. Advil = <3
BUZZ PM ME WITH AN ADDRESS TO SEND MY v****a BLOOD TO. ^0^
I dun care if that was all TMI. IS MAH THREAD. I put a dislcaimer in the topic kk? The Ultimate Spare described it very well, and I have a couple of other things to add to it. Period blood is different than regular blood. Period blood smells funny and sometimes has thick pieces of tissue in it if you're a heavy bleeder. And if you're irregular like I was before birth control, you'll end up getting stains on every pair of underwear you own. Because you don't know when it's coming. You just feel the wet blood. And if you have severe cramps, like I did, you'll have to take Advil just so you can lay down without sobbing and screaming. And as everyone knows, aspirin thins your blood. So now, not only are you bleeding, your blood is now the consistency of water and is having trouble staying in your tampon because of it! DOESN'T THAT SOUND FUN DRUKI? 3nodding Edit: Also, remember when I was telling you all about Tampax Pearl, pixieluff? They are so much less scary than cardboard tampons and you can use the little purple light ones to start. They're like, barely thicker than a pencil around. And you can even get knockoff ones at Target for like 4 dollars cheaper for the big multipack box. And I sound like and advertisement.
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 3:16 pm
Sunaya Pixie Saylor TheUltimateSpare Yay! Now you're all grown up! Time for you to move out! Get a boyfriend! Forget your con-damns and have an abortion! Get your own Lifetime Original Movie!
Now you're one of us. stare Go shopping for tampons, kthx.
@Druki: Good god, yes. D:< You either have this string dangling out of your v****a or have this humungo pad sticking to your undies that you can feel getting wet. You can feel every. Single. Drop. Not to mention waking up in the middle of the night with your favorite pajamas all red. Or your sheets, if you're in the nude. And starting when you're swimming? Don't even go there. Or starting in school- the office giving you a pad after the fact that you just ruined your favorite pair of white boardshorts doesn't do jack s**t.
But, on the plus side, cramps do get you a free pass to the nurse's office with male teachers. :O »»»Pixie«««
LOL you don't know lots about my ******** up endocrine system. I can't get preggerz without a ******** of shots and s**t, I don't ovulate. I just take pills that make me bleed. biggrin
AND OH MY GOD YOU ARE RIGHT PADS SUCK SO HARD. Tampons scare me so I am ignoring them right now but srsly YOU CAN FEEL EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DROP. I am not a very clean person, but srsly. I just feel dirty. ;-;
I not in school so no getting out of stuff there XD
But yeah...cramps suck, but not as hardcore as they could suck. Just really really annoying. Advil = <3
BUZZ PM ME WITH AN ADDRESS TO SEND MY v****a BLOOD TO. ^0^
I dun care if that was all TMI. IS MAH THREAD. I put a dislcaimer in the topic kk? The Ultimate Spare described it very well, and I have a couple of other things to add to it. Period blood is different than regular blood. Period blood smells funny and sometimes has thick pieces of tissue in it if you're a heavy bleeder. And if you're irregular like I was before birth control, you'll end up getting stains on every pair of underwear you own. Because you don't know when it's coming. You just feel the wet blood. And if you have severe cramps, like I did, you'll have to take Advil just so you can lay down without sobbing and screaming. And as everyone knows, aspirin thins your blood. So now, not only are you bleeding, your blood is now the consistency of water and is having trouble staying in your tampon because of it! DOESN'T THAT SOUND FUN DRUKI? 3nodding Edit: Also, remember when I was telling you all about Tampax Pearl, pixieluff? They are so much less scary than cardboard tampons and you can use the little purple light ones to start. They're like, barely thicker than a pencil around. And you can even get knockoff ones at Target for like 4 dollars cheaper for the big multipack box. And I sound like and advertisement. »»»Pixie«««
MAH MOMMY HAS LITE.
Was rading her stuffs and ran into light ..playtex? And it totally works fiiine and is not scary. :3
BUT I TRY THOSE NEXT TIME WHEN I AM NOT USING MY MOMMY'S STUFFS. biggrin
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:14 pm
Druki Now you can finally answer the question, as you've probably wondered it at some point before the hormone intake and w/e: Is it as bad as women make it out to be? Not really for me. I know that I'm definitely an outlier here, and you shouldn't base any statistical evidence off of me, but I have somewhat light periods long distances apart, I don't get cramps, I just get an increased appetite. Really the only differences for me is that I have a pad in my underwear and more snacks in my lunch. But you do end up staining almost every pair of underwear you own though. That is the only craptastic part.
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:57 pm
Druki Now you can finally answer the question, as you've probably wondered it at some point before the hormone intake and w/e: Is it as bad as women make it out to be? In short... yeah. I'ma white-text this. Because of my birth control pills, my periods have become much worse. I get awful, awful cramps, like my body is turning inside out. And I get HUGE chunks of tissue, like ******** strawberry jam. The pads are supposed to last 4-8 hours, but mine don't make it 4 hours on the worst days. I have to wake up in the middle of the night to prevent overflow. The blood spreads around just from shifting naturally, it gets on my inner thighs. I don't feel clean for that whole week. So YES, it is that bad.
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