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Im at tha field wit 5 of ma boys riyad, rey rey, juicy, menace, prakish... we rollin up a spliff... we see dis cop car at opposite side of fence so we hide tha dank under sum wooden stick... den all a sudden BANG dey pop out frum da fences... I wuz smokin a phillie CIGAR so dere like "hello boys, smokin a blunt are ya?" im like "ye... a PHILLIE blunt" n dey smell n all dey smell is tobacco so we all smoke dat... dey ask 4 ID n i dunt hav... so dey like

"Name" "Dante/Manuel Clifford Jordan"
Age: 17
Birthdate: July, 8, 1990
height: iunno 5'6
weight: iunno bout 225
born: Trinidad

den dey talk 2 me how dey no ppl in trinidad n we hav a gud disscussion... den tha female 1 goes 2 car 2 chekk tha records... first thang she calls up is ma boy rey rey aka tha ***** thru military skool... after her she calls up prakish... erry1 laffs even tha cop cuz dis ***** has like 20 records xD den I get called up n she tellin me how recent dem assault charged were... I told her September n how im controllin ma anger so easily I even asked tha boys n dey like "Ye hes a chillin guy now adays"... den she like "I feel ive seen u b4..." I sed "U eva been 2 woolner?" she like "yea... OH I NO U, ur tha kid who lost his temper " n i sed "yup n i sent both dem 2 tha hospital haha" n she like "how bout dis u seem more calm n relax den u use to be... how bout I drop these charges in a couple months" n i nodded n sed thanks

dey were nice as hell... den tha man officer is like "since u guys co-operated wit us well we wunt charge u 4 anythin even if u had weed"... DEN THA PRINCIPAL SHOWS UP LMFAO!!11

"Hello officers, sorry if dese kids been bringin u trouble... i no wut there up 2" "nah, dey were nice kids co-coperated" "so I see ma You-Can trainin activities has teached u how 2 solve conflict" den he walks off all alone shakin his fat a** on tha way n tha cops like "wut a loser..."

LMAO

dat made ma day.... see... s**t like dat makes me wanva giv SOME cops a gud name... tha otha ones r jus faggots who wanna beat tha s**t outta u.. like dis blakk cop shoved me 2 tha floor, digged his knee up ma bakk, cuffed me tight..,. yelled in ma ears... n kicked me twice... den i sed "y tha fukk do u kikk me wen im cuffed f*****t" n hes like "did I punch u cross tha head?" "na" "did I bang ya head on tha floor?" "na" "did I hit u wit ma stick?" "na" "well im about to!"

fukkin puto xd but dat wuz a wile ago... im jus happy we came cross cool a** officers

n gud thang is she mite clean ma assaults.

JUs yesterday I wuz dikk searched by sum cop cuz he thinks i wuz givin him additude

Damn. Thats all I can say

I always liked the name Manuel. It was my jefe's name pero I ain't seen that fool in YEARS. Pero serio s**t, I'd name my kid Manuel.