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I came across this while browsing a Xena fan fiction site, and you really should read it, if you haven't already.

Gabrielle: Warrior Bard and her faithful sidekick, Xena: Warrior Pot

I'll say no more...

Oh wow... so random biggrin

Omg! I almost died of laughter. That is soo going on my myspace page, hell it's going anywhere i can get away with posting it

I thought that this was pretty good for a laugh, too.

Camp Xena

I randomly bought a book of poems and such by John Keats yesterday, and i found this when i was flicking through it:

Ode On A Grecian Urn

Thou still unravish'd bride of quietness,
Thou foster-child of silence and slow time,
Sylvan historian, who canst thus express
A flowery tale more sweetly than our rhyme:
What leaf-fring'd legend haunts about thy shape
Of deities or mortals, or of both,
In Tempe or the dales of Arcady?
What men or gods are these? What maidens loth?
What mad pursuit? What struggle to escape?
What pipes and timbrels? What wild ecstasy?


Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard
Are sweeter; therefore, ye soft pipes, play on;
Not to the sensual ear, but, more endear'd
Pipe to the spirit ditties of no tone:
Fair youth, beneath the trees, thou canst not leave
Thy song, nor ever can those trees be bare;
Bold lover, never, never canst thou kiss,
Though winning near the goal- yet, do not grieve;
She cannot fade, though thou hast not thy bliss,
Forever wilt thou love, and she be fair!


Ah, happy, happy boughs! that cannot shed
Your leaves, nor ever bid the spring adieu;
And, happy melodist, unwearied,
For ever piping songs for ever new;
More happy love! more happy, happy love!
For ever warm and still to be enjoy'd,
For ever panting, and for ever young;
All breathing human passion far above,
That leaves a heart high-sorrowful and cloy'd,
A burning forhead, and a parching toungue.

Who are these coming to the sacrifice?
To what green altar, O mysterious priest,
Lead'st thou that heifer lowing at the skies,
And all her silken flanks with garland drest?
What little town by river or sea-shore,
Or mountain-built with peaceful citadel,
Is emptied of this folk, this pious morn?
And, little town, thy streets for evermore
Will silent be; and not a soul to tell
Why thou art desolate, can e'er return.

O Attic shape! Fair attitude! with brede
Of marble men and maidens overwrought,
With forest branches and the trodden weed;
Thou, silent form, dost tease us out of thought
As doth eternity: Cold Pastoral!
When old age shall this generation waste,
Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe
Than ours, a friend to man, to whom thou say'st
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty," - that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.


I didn't even get past the title before 'Xena' popped into my head in big, neon letters... biggrin

Thanks everyone I needed a good laugh!! rofl

So... I found this series on YouTube and it cracks me up every time I watch it.

The Spoof Scrolls Episode 1

The Spoof Scrolls Episode 2

The Spoof Scrolls Episode 3

I can't decide whether or not I like 2 or 3 more. lol.

*Sigh* If only the new Evolving Item had of been smaller and round, and black in colour.... we could've all had our very own Xena. ROFL!